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10 LGBTQA+ reads to pick up in 2017

1. Our Own Private Universe—Robin Talley

This stunning novel from Robin Talley drops at the end of January, and follows fifteen-year-old Aki as she explores her sexuality. She’s always known she was bisexual, but so far has only dated guys. When she goes on a four-week youth mission trip to Mexico with her BFF, her mind isn’t on dating, but then she meets Christa and everything changes. This book will wrap itself around your heart and squeeze until you are left with nothing but gooey feels.  

2. History Is All You Left Me—Adam Silvera

When Griffin’s first love and ex-boyfriend Theo dies in a tragic drowning accident, his world is flipped upside down. Even though Theo had moved on—heading to college in California and seeing someone new, a guy named Jackson—Griffin had always imagined they’d find their way back to each other. This book explores grief and its effect on Griffin’s OCD…and what happens when the only person who could possibly understand you is the person who stole away your ex.

3. Dead Little Mean Girl—Eva Darrows

What really makes a mean girl tick? Quinn Littleton was a skinny blonde social terrorist in stilettos, and now she’s dead. Proud geek girl Emma had been enjoying a quiet life playing video games and staying off the radar until her mom announced she was happily moving in with Quinn’s mom…and Emma’s new nightmare of a stepsister. Now that Quinn is dead, Emma is finding out there was more to Quinn than was obvious at first bite. Eva Darrows busts stereotypes in this novel, including what the traditional family looks like. Look for it on bookshelves March 28.

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anonymous asked:

How would exo reaction be to seeing the model actor that they will be working with? Sorry if my english isn't good.

That’s OK about your english.

as long as you’re trying then I’m fine no matter how good or bad it is.

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Xiumin:*the crew points to you when you arrive and tells him you’re the actor/model he’ll be working with*“Well isn’t this a pleasant surprise” *didn’t even know he was working with someone until they told him*

Luhan: “I approve…. hey” *says hello to you as a crew member brings you over to introduce you to him*

Kris: “That’s the model/actor/actress I’ll be working with?”

Suho: “I’m very happy to have the chance to work with you. I hope our photo shoot/filming will go wonderfully.”

Lay:*is excited to work with you but doesn’t know what to say*

Baekhun: “you’re very pretty/handsome. I know we’ll do a great photo shoot/film”

Kyungsoo: “why is he/she here?” *waits for an explanation why you’re at his photo shoot/film* “Oh” *feels bad for how he treated you when he finds out*

Chen: “he/she is pretty… great” *was planning on trolling his coworker but is rethinking his plan now*

*decides to be nice and just nobs to you whenever he gets the chance*

Chanyeol: “I get to work with him/her?” *tries containing his happiness*

“hey, we should get each others phone numbers so we can talk if we have a hard time with the script/poses” *holds his phone up for you to put your number in his contacts* Gah look at that adorable face. Who could reject a face like that

Tao: “It’s a pleasure to meet you.” *winks at you before he leaves to go back to the dorms for the day*

Kai:*stares at you and watches as you finish a photo shoot/ part of the film by yourself*

*brags to his hyungs when he gets back to the dorms* “you should see the model/actor/actress I get to work with”

Sehun: “they said that I’d be working with another model/actor/actress but they never said that he/she was gorgeous”

*wants you to notice him and know how perfect he is so he has the crew let him do a solo photo shoot/scene*