trips and tricks

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oddly enough, some of my best halloween costumes have been worn by my sister.

Okuri Inu -

A dog or wolf creature from Japanese folklore, the Okuri Inu haunts mountain roads and forest paths. It looks like an ordinary dog or wolf but they are much more dangerous than the mortal versions. The Okuri Inu has a special relationship with another creature called yosuzume, whose eerie bird song is a warning that an Okuri Inu is following you.

The Okuri Inu are carnivorous and humans are their favourite food. They find lone travelers walking the roads late at night and stalk them. They keep their distance but copy every footstep. If the traveler they are stalking trips or stumbles the Okuri Inu will pounce on them and rip them to shreds before devouring them. Being followed by the Okuri Inu can be both a blessing and a curse. They are so ferocious that their presence will frighten off any other harmful creatures and protect you, just don't trip. 

It is possible to save yourself from a Okuri Inu attack if you trip. You must pretend that you tripped intentionally  and this will trick the  Okuri Inu into thinking you just sat down for a rest. If you make it out of the mountain or forest safely while being followed by a Okuri Inu you should turn around and call out, “Thank you for seeing me off!” and after that it will never follow you again. When you get home you should wash your feet and leave out a bowl of food for the Okuri Inu to show your thanks for it watching over you. 

findherself  asked:

♡ + chriseva ( i'm trash okay b ye )

Chris and Eva are DATING secretly for several reasons. Most of all, Eva is not too eager that rumors spread she dates Penetrator Chris and he agrees, wanting to take sure her time at Nissen is somewhat safe. BUT it is also complicated because his parents are not too amazed of Eva since his mom heard of the famous party she threw this summer and the wrecked HOUSE. They mostly hook up at parties and if anyone would pay enough attention, they would see Eva is always with CHRIS

Otherwise, Eva also has a key to his apartment so she can come in whenever she wants. That way they SPEND plenty of time together without anyone knowing. Chris helps her study and she distracts him from everything he should do. Sometimes they spend the whole weekend in bed. Chris SPOILES her with food and every attention a woman enjoys.

@findherself  // exclusive headcanon 

hamilton gang as my fave wolfpuppy tweets

alexander hamilton: the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead

aaron burr: stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons

john laurens: follow your dreams and you cant do anything

lafayette: if you want something done you have to just forget about it and move on with your life, theres no point in expecting anything from anyone

hercules mulligan: its impossible to prove that i cant kick every extinct animals ass and i will be flexing in victory for the next several hours

eliza schuyler: you have to be cruel to be kind, no wait the other thing, you have to do nice things. phew, could have caused a lot of problems

angelica schulyer:  the nature of man is best described as ‘a thing i dont care about’

thomas jefferson: if you say “how the mighty have fallen” every time you trip over you could probably trick some people into thinking you were mighty

james madison: if you drag out your slight thoughtful pause eventually the other person will walk away and then you dont have to say anything

george washington: the less said the better, i dont want to listen to things

king george:  no i didnt drop all this on the floor, i dramatically knocked it out of my own hands because i have something to prove

john adams: my first act as city mayor will be to take this box of soap powder and spray it with a hose to see what happens

phillip hamilton: blood is just nature’s red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once

Pranks Hisoka has played on Illumi since they started living together

•The classic “String of bungee gum two inches off the ground meant to trip Illumi" trick

•The infallible “Obvious string of bungee gum two inches off the ground intended for Illumi to see so he steps over it but instead walks into an entire screen of bungee gum” trick

•The amusing “Bungee gum everything to their counters” trick. Illumi got around this one when he decided to rip part of the marble top off the island base and drink from his coffee cup that still had a giant chunk of marble stuck to it. Yes, he could have used a straw but Illumi Zoldyck does not compromise.

•Don’t forget about the “Cover the shower head or water faucet with bungee gum so when Illumi gets really close to inspect why nothing is coming out, he gets a blast of water in his face” prank. This is one of Hisoka’s favorites but it only works when Illumi has just woken up and is still groggy from sleep.

•What else can he do with his bungee gum to prank Illumi? Idk he could use texture surprise on all the walls and make them bright pink which would drive Illumi mad— like he might murder Hisoka if he does this one but it’s funny to see Illumi’s reaction to a suddenly bright pink home

•idk idk Illumi isn’t allowed to prank back any more because the last “”“prank”“” he did left Hisoka in the hospital for a week