Who decided that muffins are an on-the-go food? Have you ever actually tried to eat a muffin while wandering about town? I mean, they’re more on the go than a bowl of cereal, but what isn’t? Walking down the street while trying to catch every single crumb that falls from your delicious muffin is more than a little embarrassing. But hey, I guess that’s why we have two hands - one for feeding the muffin into your mouth, the other for catching any runaway crumbs.