triple dang

TalesFromThePizzaGuy: The time I was going 20 over

on a country road, three orders in my passenger seat, I came around a bend and a cop was just waiting for an idiot like me. I got pulled over, I didn’t have my topper on and when he comes up he sees my orders and asks, “Are you a pizza delivery driver?”

“Ya.”

“Dang! Are you delivering right now?”

“Ya, I’m on a triple.”

“Dang! And I always ticket anything over 15.”

Gave me a warning, told me he knows how it is for anything delivery, told me to stay ‘within means’. I guess some cops live by a code, I got off easy!

By: daytonbull90

IS IT REAL
MY MOM, 55 YEARS OLD
IS IT REAL

//So I’ve been really into Undertale lately, and asked my mom if she’d be interested in playing along with me. There were several golden moments. THIS, HOWEVER. threw me for a dang tRiPle aXLE

//this is like 50x as funny to me because when I was younger, my mom was a radically different person and used to forbid animes like Sailor Moon and Pokemon because she feared they would lead me into witchcraft and devil worship.

so obviously, i channel my inner “hyena-squeaky-toy”