tricycl

  • Wade: come over
  • Peter: I can't my car only has three wheels
  • Wade: Do you have a tricycle
  • Peter: You were supposed to say "but my parents aren't home"
  • Wade: I was distracted by your tricycle
  • Peter: ok, start over
  • Wade: come over
  • Peter: I can't my car only has three wheels
  • Wade: what color is your tricycle
  • Peter: fuck you
Wolfstar Texting
  • Remus: Come over.
  • Sirius: I can't. My car only has three wheels.
  • Remus: Do you have a tricycle?
  • Sirius: You were supposed to say "but my parents aren't home."
  • Remus: I was distracted by your tricycle.
  • Sirius: Okay, start over.
  • Remus: Come over.
  • Sirius: I can't my car only has three wheels.
  • Remus: What color is your tricycle?
  • Sirius: Fuck you.
Things That 2-D Has Canonically Done:
  • Joined a band with the guy who put him in two car accidents
  • Tried to jump over Russel with a tricycle 
  • Stopped to check his phone during a live performance
  • Let Murdoc dress him up a fox and hunt him with a crossbow
  • Thought he was stuck on a desert island, when he was really in Mexico
  • Mistook a Jamaican accent for an Irish one
  • Ate his own clothes
  • Somehow figured out theremin sounds calm down Murdoc
  • Upon entering an abandoned house, went to eat what was in the fridge
  • Sold the jeep from the 19-2000 video
  • While trying to look cool, got run over by 2 bumper cars

Murdoc Russel Noodle

(feel free to add more)

bfu eastern state penitentiary highlights:
  • “he’s a fucking criminal ryan” “jesus christ (wheeze)”
  • “sharing is caring” “meh, go fuck yourself”
  • “stop banging on the door you dick” “YOU GOTTA BE QUIET”
  • shane’s shitty accent like seriously why do americans always sound australian when trying to sound english???
  • the jigsaw guy riding in on a tricycle with ideas for the prison
  • [tap] [tap] [Shane whistling]
  • “don’t get scared by my long-legged friend”
  • “it’s probably a raccoon”
  • shane agreeing with hearing stuff, staring off into the dark intently, then turning on the spot wordlessly like a fucking jerk
  • “shut up” “okay”
  • “starter pistol, CACHOW!
  • “what. the fuck. is wrong with you?”
  • “crank it”
  • “i’m ghost proof babyyy”
  • double ghost situation
  • “what is going through your mind right now shane” “not a lot”
  • tunnel song
  • shane saying if they got attacked he’d end up hitting his head on the ceiling and smashing his skull open and ryan just being like “that sucks”
  • [texting]
  • Draco: Come over.
  • Harry: I can't. My car only has three wheels.
  • Draco: Do you have a tricycle?
  • Harry: You were supposed to say "but my parents aren't home."
  • Draco: I was distracted by your tricycle.
  • Harry: Okay, start over.
  • Draco: Come over.
  • Harry: I can't my car only has three wheels.
  • Draco: What color is your tricycle?
  • Harry: Fuck you.