PICKLE: Luke, thank goodness you’re back! i got home, went for a run and then found your wife hanging out at my place arguing with the landlord and Raj from next door! think you could, um, come… collect her?

LUKE: i can try? if there’s one thing i know about Ocean, it’s that she’s the one who makes the rules, not me or anyone else!

PICKLE: right. you fill me with such confidence!

anonymous asked:

Hey, I was wondering, a couple of friends and i are making OCs based off Cakes?. it's set in like..A modern kingdom. the Princess is Red Cream *Based off Red Velvet Cake*. The Cliche of The princess who doesnt want to be a princess.. A butler *No name and is based off Cheese Cake* And the Jester. *No name again and based off Angel Cake* and we were wondering if you wanted to join in with us?

Idk if I’d have time to join in with anything proper, but a cake kingdom sounds fun!

The good knight Sir Battenburg, stepping up to the plate!



DM: Okay Paladin (2), the closest orc is going to try and attack-

Paladin (2): Can I try to charm him?!

DM: …Sure. Go ahead.

Paladin: *nat 20*

DM: As you gaze into each other’s eyes, he disengages from battle and lowers his great axe. Cupping your cheek in his large hand, he greets you and introduces himself in the guttural orc language as Skor.

Paladin (2): *writes down* “Skor, my first love”

anonymous asked:

After the Story of "becoming part 2", did Buffy every found out about Willows true message? I thought there was a conversation about this but I can't find it and by now I think it was just a dream I had.

It’s mentioned in passing in Selfless…

…which I think was mostly pandering to fans, who I believe had been complaining about this FOR YEARS, and with good reason.

Moreover, it was a throwaway line in the middle of an argument centered around a completely different topic, so from a writing standpoint, it didn’t make sense to shift the argument towards Xander’s lie. And it’s never really fully addressed beyond Willow’s “I never said that.”

Xander gets away with it, 100%.