Bill: A Summary
Bill: I’ll have this guy open up a rift between dimensions.
*Ford shuts it down and gets pushed into dimensions*
Bill: Crud. Well okay, he’ll be back eventually. I can wait.
*Ford comes back after 30 years and dismantles the portal*
Bill: Shoot! Well there’s still that rift.
*Does manage to break rift and start Weirdmageddon*
Bill: Heck yeah! Now I just need to not be defeated by being tricked into Stan’s mind and turned into a statue!
*is defeated by being tricked into Stan’s mind and turned into a statue*
Bill: Well crap! Okay, SOMEONE in Gravity Falls will let me out!
*is sent into the bottomless pit and sent to our dimension*
Bill: SHIT! Okay someone will be stupid and find me easy!
*fans have to go through multiple ciphers and a literal puzzle just to get his location after he’s been there for 8 months*
Bill: Ugh! Okay I’ll still get that hand shake.
*gets hand shook by a baby*
Bill: DAMNIT! Okay well at least I’ll still be here…
*is arrested for trespassing*
Bill: OH COME ON?! Well this Alex guy will talk some sense into these meat bags in blue!
*is stapled to a tree*