trebek of the day

while we’re telling cat stories I had to rescue another bee in my apartment today and the cat kept trying to catch it which I did not want him to do because I don’t know if he’s allergic to bee stings or whatever. so basically I’ve got him by the scruff in one hand and a tupperware in the other wondering if the neighbors tell stories about the lady who yells “NO, YOU DUMB FUCK, YOU MAY NOT FIGHT THE BEE.”