travis ride

As a lot of you know, Uber’s CEO Travis Kalanick has been named one of the executives that will be advising Trump on economic issues, and Lyft has just pledged to donate 1 million dollars to the ACLU to fight Trump and his administration. Delete your Uber account, and then the app, and join Lyft instead! It’s a small thing to do but supporting businesses that stand up for what’s right hits conservatives where it counts the most - their pockets. If you use the code FEMINISTLYFT you get 50 dollars in free ride credits, plus you know you’re supporting the right kind of business. 

anonymous asked:

senior quotes boy here again, do you have any good suggestions by any chance???:^0

“Shrimp! Heaven! Now!” - they all said it 40 times in that episode

“Fast-food restaurants are, by definition, a gun that shoots burgers at you.” - Griffin

“Ghosts have to hang out where they die. Like, forever.” - Griffin

“Bradley Cooper uses 100% of his 5 dicks.” - Griffin

…can you even say dicks in a high school yearbook?

“I’d love to eat steak every night, but most of the time I have frozen chicken rings.” - Travis

“To ride a horse is to borrow the entire Billy Joel discography.“ - Travis

“Choo choo, Idk!” - Griffin

“Ready to go chin deep?”- Justin

“I miss VHS tapes because I would get in the little holes and spin around.” - Justin

What you’re gonna have to do is just sell your senior quote. And by that I mean make eeeeveryone else think the one you choose has some super deep meaning.

TRAVIS: I hate staying in one place for too long. Maybe we just make a run for it.

TALIESIN: Let’s make a quiet walk of it.

TRAVIS: Why?

TALIESIN: Because you’re not going to move fast enough to outrun any of that weird shit in there.

TRAVIS: I am super fast.

LAURA: Travis. Can I have a piggyback ride?

TRAVIS: That would make me much less fast.

LAURA: But I will get my feet in the goop.

TRAVIS: No.

LAURA: Please? Please, Travis. I’m your wife!

SAM: Laura, I’ll give you a piggyback ride, and I’ll carry this dog at the same time.

LAURA: Thanks, Sam. I’ll carry Bixby if you give me a piggyback ride.

TALIESIN: Travis, can I get a piggyback ride, please? 

TRAVIS: Yes. 

TALIESIN: Thank you. That’s cool.

TRAVIS: He said please.

LAURA: Are you serious?

TALIESIN: It’s legitimately the magic word.

TRAVIS: I just want respect.

LAURA: All right, I’m carrying Bixby and I’m on Sam’s back.

Company

I need you to take my mind of being in my prime

Summary: Despite having split up nearly three years ago, Taron has always found solace in your company. He’s never been one for being in the spotlight, so when he has a break during promotion for Kingsman he finds himself returning to the one person who knows him better than he knows himself.  

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  • Travis: I'm gonna make my wife fight a goddamn unicorn if it's the last thing I do
  • Laura: Noooo! I try to speak to the unicorn
  • Travis: Fight. The. Unicorn.
  • Laura: I try to ride it!
  • Travis: ....it impales you on his horn.
  • Laura: don't make me fight the unicooorn
  • Travis: *sigh* the unicorn bends down and thanks you for sparing it. Fight over.
  • Laura: Yisss.
Tuesday Mixtape.

Clockwork Indigo - Butterfly Effect

Father ft.Charles Spacebar & Stalin Majesty - Comin Thru

Denzel Curry x Yoshi Thompkins x JK The Reaper x Mike Dece - C9 Cypher

Black Zheep DZ - Big Bank Rolls

Key! & ManManSavage - Do Better

$UICIDEBOY$ x BLACK SMURF - FVCK A HOE

Vince Staples - Fire

SDotBraddy x Denzel Curry - Darius

Chris Travis - Ride Up

Freddie Gibbs & Madlib ft.Action Bronson, Joey Bada$$ - Knicks Remix