traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to pigfarts

  • Gryffindor: Now that I've acquired my first friend, let's go find another one. *approaches person*
  • Person: My name is Draco Malfoy. I am...a racist. I hate M*dbl**ds and gingers, despise Gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do you want to be my friend?

You know when in A Very Potter Musical Malfoy is like on the part where he says this:

“Now you’re just being cute. I can’t go to Pigfarts! It’s on Mars, you need a rocketship! Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Rocketship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter, traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!”

Now imagine Alfred saying this to Ivan.

Hahaha, hahaha. Now you’re just being cute. I can’t GO to Pigfarts, Potter. It’s ON MARS. You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Look at this! It’s Rocketship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!
—  Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Musical, Team Starkid