travel is like

before i get to work today: i love my gf and being here with them has been so nice and i feel like an actual real person for the first time in months 😭 i love. them. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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aaa this is the revolutionary war anon and i really wanted to name drop von steuben but i didn't want people like thinking i was trying to be an asshole or something idk i'm a paranoid mess who doesn't make sense i'm sorry lol i'm really glad someone mentioned von steuben because i wrote a paper about hi and he was fucking quality

kinda want a scene where sid and geno sneak off to an empty room to touch base with Flower and the Baron follows them, so he overhears:

Geno, pulling his pants back on: This is ridiculous. We have intel we need, then have to come to stupid party with no pants, then some creep hits on my husband–
Sidney: Don’t worry, love, I told him off. 
Flower: Well, I just set the coordinates for your return, you’re good to come back in nine minutes and forty-five seconds.

The Baron barges in then, pistol drawn, because he thinks they’re British spies. Sidney drops the communicator on the floor in shock, and Flower’s connection cuts off. Sidney’s pants are half zipped.

Baron: You have exactly ten seconds to tell me exactly who you are and what your true intentions are before I take you in.

There’s a a couple seconds of silence before the communicator rings again, this time with the chorus of Bang Bang. It’s out of startlingly that the Baron drops his weapon when Jessie J sings “Bang bang all over you–” Geno takes the split moment of confusion to tackle the Baron and restrain him as Sidney dives for the communicator. 

Geno: This is not appropriate song–
Sidney, answering communicator: Sasha?
Geno: Why he have customized ringtone? This not cell phone! What’s wrong with him?
Ovi, through communicator: You like? Rookie help me fix it. It’s because Sidney has booty like a Cadilla–
Geno: OKAY ENOUGH
Baron: WHAT IS HAPPENING I HEAR DEMONS FROM THAT THING

And someone the Baron ends up home with them in the 21st century for like an hour because of a kerfuffle, and it’s just a mess all around.

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I love all those Time Travel aus, mostly because of Keith’s reactions to hot & mature Lance. Totally worth it. 

(I don’t know how to draw grown up Lance, just imagine he’s very handsome)

Fifty years from now, if you knocked on my door and told me that you needed me, I would still drop everything I had to help you.

Fifty years from now, if you knocked on my door and told me you were ready to try again, I would be ready to try again.

Fifty years from now, if you knocked on my door and told me that you loved me, I would love you back.

I know that I will want you for the rest of my life, so I’m hoping that in fifty years from now when you knock on my door, it will only be because you misplaced the key.

—  I’ll want you forever. (via @sinfulessentials)
  • Arthur Weasley: So you mean to tell me that muggles have found a way to look at other planets light years a way with a camera?
  • Harry Potter: Yeah.
  • Arthur: And they are trying to figure out practical ways to live on other inhabitable planets?
  • Harry: Basically.
  • Arthur: So why haven't they finished exploring the ocean?
  • Harry: ...
  • Harry: Uh, I guess... fish are scarier than the unknown.
  • Arthur: Fascinating!
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I bet during the season Bitty and Jack differentiate time by cities rather than dates. 

Jack: Did you invite your parents to visit after I get home?

Bitty: No? When did we talk about that?

Jack: Back in Dallas.

Bitty: Dallas? Dallas was weeks ago.

Jack: Maybe it was Denver. Also don’t forget to call the service about the leaves. They’re piling up in the backyard and it’s not long before California.