traumatic cuteness

Seventeen playing Mario Kart

Seungcheol:

  • insanely competitive
  • does really good at first 
  • but fucks up on the last lap 
  • every. time. 
  • won’t talk to jeonghan for 30 minutes after they play 
  • plays koopa troopa 
  • “why him” “coupsa troopa.. get it?” “nope not funny" 
  • stops playing koopa troopa after this 

Jeonghan: 

  • picks daisy 
  • “she’s spunky. I like her" 
  • pushes people 
  • usually seungcheol 
  • “JEONGHAN THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME YOU’VE PUSHED ME OFF THE TRACK” “get fucked" 
  • will stay behind cheol for the whole game 
  • and then pass him at the last second
  • he HATES it 
  • “jeonghan HAS to be cheating” “deal with it" 
  • gets rlly competitive when they do teams 
  • always wants to do hyung line vs dongsaeng line 
  • “BUT YOU GUYS ALWAYS CHEAT” “u aren’t wrong" 

Jisoo: 

  • rlly likes rosalina 
  • always comes in fourth place 
  • never fifth or third, always fourth 
  • he doesn’t get it 
  • “AT LEAST YOU AREN’T IN TWELFTH PLACE, MISTER I HATE THE NUMBER FOUR" 
  • loves maple treeway 
  • falls off the branches a lot bc he gets distracted by the scenery 
  • sent a blue shell at coups once 
  • it felt kinda good
  • jeonghan and wonwoo were proud 

Junhui:

  • will fight whoever picks princess peach 
  • imitates her 
  • everyone hates it 
  • this only makes him do it more 
  • loves cat peach 
  • will meow if he plays as her 
  • don’t let him play her 
  • hates baby peach 
  • "why is there a baby peach. all she does is stare at me with that evil smile as she passes me. I’M THE BETTER PEACH. I’M THE BETTER PRINCESS”

Soonyoung: 

  • mcs with jeonghan 
  • plays as baby mario to match seokmin 
  • also plays yoshi sometimes 
  • hoshi…. yoshi…. get it 
  • screams when he slips on a banana peel
  • he’s screaming the whole time actually
  • bumps into everything 
  • always in last place 
  • creates a booseoksoon alliance 
  • “what’s the point of creating an alliance if all three of u lose” “we lose together”

Wonwoo: 

  • plays as waluigi 
  • imitates the laugh 
  • “W for waluigi, w for wonwoo" 
  • sitting right in front of the tv 
  • is very excited 
  • maybe too excited 
  • knows all the shortcuts 
  •  drifts for literally the entire race 
  • "WONWOO HOW” “i am the mario kart king" 
  • usually wins 
  • also makes cheol rlly mad 
  • but not as bad as jeonghan 

Jihoon: 

  • picks bowser 
  • "are u trying to look intimidating” “absolutely" 
  • comments on how nice the music is 
  • "do you want to compose video game music now” “no wonwoo" 
  • loves the mega mushroom power up 
  • "how does it feel to be taller than me for once” “how does it feel to be PUSHED OFF THE TRACK" 
  • tries to knock mingyu off 
  • also ends up falling off 
  • "as long as i take you with me" 

Minghao:

  • aggressive
  • wants to be in eighth place
  • plays as bowser jr
  • fucks with everyone
  • will go backwards on the course just to get more power ups
  • creates a wall of banana peels
  • no one can escape
  • uses the lightning bolt as everyone makes a big jump
  • "MINGHAO DO YOU REALIZE WHAT U’VE DONE” “cucked y'all”

Mingyu: 

  • plays as birdo??? 
  • like this boy rushes to choose birdo 
  • “Mingyu i don’t think anyone else is gonna pick bir-” “i have to make sure" 
  • laughs and gets all embarrassed when he falls off the road 
  • like its rlly cute 
  • traumatized from doing hyung line vs dongsaeng line that one time 
  • it was basically him vs the hyungs 
  • “They all banded together to destroy me and my OWN TEAM ABANDONED ME" 

Seokmin:

  • always plays as baby luigi
  • ALWAYS.
  • "hey wouldn’t it be funny if you played as donkey ko-” “YOU CAN’T TAKE LUIGI FROM ME”
  • won’t let anyone play adult luigi either
  • “he’s baby luigi, just older… can’t mess with that time travel shit” “that’s not-”
  • will only use the stroller
  • says he wants to dress up as mario & luigi with soonyoung for halloween
  • misses every item box
  • is panicking
  • “our alliance is failing”  

Seungkwan: 

  • always plays as king boo 
  • "us boos have to stick together" 
  • chooses the coolest looking car 
  • doesn’t look at the stats at all 
  • fights for 11th place with soonyoung 
  • cheers for himself 
  • "BOO SEUNGKWAN! ELEVENTH PLACE!” “why would u.. cheer for being eleventh..” “i wasn’t last" 
  •  accidentally starts going backwards 
  • realizes he can’t win and goes rogue 
  • waits for the person in first
  • gets pushed out of the way and cries 

Hansol: 

  •  asks if he has to play 
  • (he has to play) 
  • ends up picking shy guy 
  • sits on his phone 
  • doesn’t notice when the game starts 
  • is a mess 
  • "oh my god i’ve been looking at the wrong screen" 
  • "wait where am i" 
  • controller stops working in the middle of the race 
  • gets mad 
  • "i thought u didn’t wanna play” “I DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS" 

Chan:

  • likes toad 
  • says he looks like a "fungi" 
  • only jun laughs 
  • genuinely enjoying himself 
  • "why is everyone fighting" 
  • calls drifting "the cool slidey thingy" 
  • asks wonwoo how to do it 
  • "Figure it out, weakling" 
  • will put his controller down mid-game to get food 
  • seungkwan and soonyoung rush to pass him 
  • tenth place has never been so close 
  • chan still ends up beating them
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The other day I was eating a dessert with cherry topping, and Beatrix decided that hopping directly on top of the dessert would be a good way to evade Spencer.  She then immediately reconsidered this decision and flew up to my head, covering both of us in cherry topping.  -_-  She got a bath and then had to take a nap after her Terrible Ordeal.

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~KakuHida Week~ Oct 4 - Death

  • It’s just as symbolic as any other wedding

Death is a strange concept for the Zombie Combo as neither of them have experienced it in its whole. Hidan, twisted and warped by his cursed immortality, had always dreamed of being able to die by the hands of a loved one. Though they both know it’s not actually possible, the mere gesture strikes unspoken vows deep in Hidan’s heart, and thus forms a bond stronger than any others made before an altar.

anonymous asked:

*your youtube inspired me* what kind of youtube channel would the boys (SMT and Kino) have?

Sakamaki:

Shu - He probably went viral after somebody filmed him playing the violin and he kind of kept doing it.

Reiji - Lifehacks and podcasts. Mainly him talking about certain subjects on an intellectual level, it’s so well put together that his fans are very patient when he takes a while to get one up.

Ayato - Let’s plays and dare videos mostly. He’s known for screaming and crying during extreme horror games and for that fantastic ego~

Kanato - Doll making. It’s weird, it’s creepy, it’s cute, it’s traumatizing to people with autonomophobia but it has Kanato written all over it. Plus his fans love seeing his face because not only does he look like a doll as well he is also super adorable… to them.

Laito - Sims, his channel is basically the sims (I believe he is an avid player of it) and probably just talk videos where he elaborates on subjects he finds interesting.

Subaru - Let’s plays and dares that he gets dragged into by Ayato. He’s known for extreme raging and breaking the wall beside his computer, his fans make many gifs of him punching the poor wall and it’s so funny.

Mukami:

Ruki - He does book reviews and cooking tutorials… he also has a book club

Kou - Daily vlogging mostly and he’s not afraid to whip out the camera in public and start talking to it either.. All Kou all the time… daily.

Yuma - Gardening tip mainly, he’s helped so many people with his tutorials that he’s sponsored and has his own gardening tool line.

Azusa - ASMR, he’s quiet enough and he liked the tingly feeling so much that he picked it up and he’s damn good at it.

Tsukinami:

Carla - Speedpaints mostly, maybe talking videos but not often because the comments are always thirsty and telling him how sexy his voice is… not saying he doesn’t like it tho.

Shin - A DIY channel but like sick shit, not your cute shit either he’s going Threadbanger on this shit. He also does dare videos.

BONUS:

Kino - Another gamer, he’s more known for Minecraft videos and management games like The Guild 2 or Civilization. Streams often.

Yui - DIYs and daily vlogs but like the boys gotta try and take her spotlight but it doesn’t work. “Good morning guys! I hope you all had a nice night, Ayato bit me while I was asleep… again.”

The Menhera Community

1. Those specific artists (you know the ones)

2. Is it guro? Is it sickly cute? Is it reading a comic about a high school student superhero that has to cut herself to activate her powers? Who knows?

3. That one gif about showing cuteness in a traumatizing way

4. Sparkly cute pills

5. Actual pills

6. Cute glitter-filled syringes

7. Actual syr- HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE GETTING THESE THINGS

8. Is this medicalcore or menhera?

9. Is this menhera or gore?

10. Is this menhera or is this Menhera ™

anonymous asked:

Pre-realationship Saru and Yata both get turned into five yr old kids and this time saru has no memory of scary past and is actually a pretty light hearted kid. He's still grumpy tho and when homra tries to take yata back saru says they can't cause he and misaki are getting married. Everyone then proceeds to try to keep them apart because saru's just teasing yata by trying to kiss him and yata is freaking out and this is way too inappropriate for kids.

So maybe this happens like shortly after ROK, Yata and Fushimi have reached the ‘friends again’ stage but they haven’t quite managed to hook up yet. They’re both totally in love with each other and not quite able to vocalize it yet, Fushimi still being all hesitant because he can’t quite believe that Yata would love him. Oh, maybe that’s part of how they turn into kids again, like Fushimi’s being all depressive over his feelings and how he’s so messed up that he can’t even deal with them or name them in any way, like he knows he feels strangely whenever Yata’s around but he keeps convincing himself that it isn’t love. He knows that maybe shit would be less complicated if he had been a ‘normal’ kid though, like he’s super irritated that he can’t even make up properly with Misaki because he’s such a mess. It’s with those thoughts in mind when he and Yata end up being jumped by a Strain, they both get hit by its power and a moment later there’s two cute little five year olds sitting there staring at each other in confusion.

Homra and Scepter 4 show up shortly afterward and they all discuss what to do while Fushimi and Yata sit together and make friends. The two of them don’t really remember things entirely but maybe they’ve got like some sort of feeling there, like they know that they’re friends but can’t understand why and all the feelings they had for each other before being changed are still there but even stronger because kids don’t really have a way to filter that. It’s finally decided that Yata will go back with Homra and Fushimi with Scepter 4, but then as soon as they start to separate the two of them Fushimi and Yata both raise a fussy protest. The two of them are told not to worry, that they’ll see each other again soon, but tiny Fushimi stamps his foot and says that they can’t take Misaki away because he and Misaki are going to get married and it’s like half sincerity and half little kid posturing (like 'you can’t take him away if we’re married so there’). Yata’s a little confused but he catches on and is like 'yeah, me and Saruhiko are getting married so he has to stay with me!’ Everyone’s like aw aren’t the kids cute but they still need to go back to their respective clans, and Fushimi decides that the only way to show that they are properly married is to kiss like couples do. Yata gets all embarrassed because kissing is icky and he doesn’t want to kiss but then if kissing means he marries Saruhiko and then no one can take Saruhiko away he might be okay with it. (Eventually it’s decided to just let them stay together and split time between Homra and Scepter 4, which is when the power wears off and they both get all red and start blustering how they didn’t want to marry each other who would want to marry you not me.)

Christine Canigula Headcanons

- she isn’t the best artist but that doesn’t stop her from drawing all her friends constantly. She gives them little sticky notes with doodles all the time

-knows every Disney song by heart. Every. Disney. Song.

- that friend who bursts out into song randomly and doesn’t stop until you either harmonise with her or she finishes the song.

-when she laughs too hard she snorts

- she carries every thing in her purse. Bandaids, fidget spinners, candies, tampons, extra chargers, hairbands and headphones: all for her friends

- she likes parties and she also likes to be there in case she needs to be the designated driver for someone

- she has!! So many cute dresses for different occasions!! Her favorite is this one covered in puppies and she never knows when to wear it

-vegetarian :3

- that kid who released the frogs for dissection

- she also kissed a frog once as a kid

-an amazing dancer! When do her talents end!!

-if needed though she will slap some sense into you, she sits there and takes a lot of bs in but the second she feels a line is crossed she will take no shit

- she can be pretty damn blunt

-expresses emotions with wild hand motions and random nosies

-knows sign language! She’s very proud of herself for it too

- she does this thing where when she’s nervous she taps her feet together and just watches it, usually while rambling

- she and Jeremy went on movie dates a lot, but on like Wednesday’s at 4 to see movies so they are the only ones in the theater

-they watched boss baby together like that and were screaming the ENTIRE time

-“RANDOM TRUST FALL!” “Christine wait-!!!”

-smart bab! Tons of honors classes! She also loves reading and sits in a hammock to read a lot at home

- Jeremy is afraid of spiders and thought Christine would be too but then Christine killed a spider with her bare hand and it traumatized him

-loves bees!! Cute fat honey bees are her favorite kind!!

-really likes tap dancing, she loves the feeling of the clicking

-“I will fight you” “oh please we know you’re too nice to fight” “that’s what you think”

- greets with hug tackles

-jake worried that Chrisitine wouldn’t like him anymore but she asked if they could hang out. Then because of his experience with women he thought she’d try to win him back and was preparing a “I can’t do that to Jeremy” speech, but she just wanted an excuse to go back to sbarro.

- she has mood drops every now and then and tries really hard to cope well with them, but It can be really hard? Sometimes she just lays on someone’s shoulder and that’s all she’ll need for support

-was the last to find out about Jake and rich dating, “I knew someone in this group had to be gay besides Michael”

-tangle fidgets are her favorite!

- she has these really cute ice cream cone earrings that she adored and she wears them on board walks and makes jokes about seagulls stealing them

- she actually makes a lot of dirty jokes when you get to know her well and GOD she’s so funny

- “wow christine you handled that really well” “oh no. Inside I think I’m dying. BUT the perks of being an actress!”

-goes to a performing arts school at some point and does amazing, she gives friends tickets to shows.

-“Christine COOL-nigula!!” “Please stop”

anonymous asked:

Incubus AU Damian subconsciously coming to think hugs=recovery? Once he reflexively hugs Tim when he's fighting off fear gas and there's a battle going on right outside and they swore to never ever talk of it. And he feels validated in thinking that now because the combination of shock and terror DID end up knocking Tim out of his head. So it becomes a regular last-resort tactic and Dick will literally murder anyone who tries to correct him. It's so cute(and traumatizing for everyone else)

haha Dick is like ‘if you ever tell him the truth I’ll fucking disown you forever. Not even kidding.”

Damian’s none the wiser until he’s like. Twenty. Then he’s embarrassed forever and refuses to talk to Dick for a month hahahaha.

私の彼のおかしなヒミツ (Watashi no kare no okashina himitsu)

Milky Chain has announced their newest series! While three volumes have been planned for this series, only one seiyuu has been determined, and only information for the first character of the series has been released. *I will likely update this post when more information on the second and third volumes of this series is published.

Synopsis (Paraphrased):

From appearances alone, you two seem like a normal couple…

…but your boyfriend has a bit of a secret…

You are the only one aware of his secret, and while it isn’t a normal thing, it has become somewhat “normal” in your eyes. Unless, perhaps… the reason for that is because you’ve become abnormal as well…!?


The first character (pictured below) is 一色晴基 (Isshiki Haruki), who is 28 years old and a businessman who works at a cosmetics company. He is your superior at work, and is strict towards himself and others, constantly striving for perfection. During his childhood, while he was staying at his grandparents’ house, he once played a game of hide-and-seek with his male cousin that led to him being locked in a shed overnight. That incident became a traumatic event for him, and is the source of his nyctophobia (phobia of the dark).

CV: 茶介 (Katou Masayuki)

Release Date: July 27th, 2016.

Bubblegum

Can you do another Jerome and y/n is harley Quinn

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can you do a jerome valeska one where you and one of your friends were on the school bus where the maniax held hostage (but the both of you aren’t cheerleaders) and when your friend starts having a panic attack you tried your best to calm her down and keep her quiet but she ended up getting shot and you being traumatized. but cute ending? thankieee

Warnings: blood

Words:551

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Y/N was sitting at the back of the school bus when her friend nudged her arm.

“I’m not going to be able to stand being on this much longer.” Pam says through gritted teeth, Y/N laughs looking at the blonde hair of a cheerleader. A lot of people mistake Y/N and Sam for cheerleaders since they travel with them but they are only the people who make sure everything is going perfect. Y/N and Sam actually don’t like them at all, they only care about the football players and idiotic chants, which they are doing right now.

“Why are they always chanting ‘We are number one, we are number whatever.’” Sam mocks.

“It’s because they are too incompetent to actually remember something useful.” Y/N says jokingly with a hint of seriousness.

“Excuse me!” A cheerleader turns to face them anger written acrossed her face.

“I am not incompletent!” The cheerleader chides.

“Incompetent.” Sam coughs, the cheerleader soon takes one of Y/N’s pigtails in her fist.

“Listen here bubblegum.” The cheerleader says referencing to Y/N’s pink tipped hair.

“I am better than yo-” She was thrown back when the bus came to a sudden stop. A man with fiery red hair stepped onto the bus holding a gun, Y/N could hear Sam’s breathing speed up.  The man started talking but Y/N was too focused on trying to calm Sam down as she was having a panic attack.

“It’s okay, shh breath in and out.” Y/N repeated as the man started putting handcuffs on everyone.

“Excuse me, yeah sorry to interrupt but ah I need your hands.” He says. Y/N looks up at him, her pink and blue pigtails falling away from her face.

“Well aren’t you a looker.” The man says with a wicked smile, Y/N looked back at Sam as tears were still running down her friends face.

“You know if you don’t give me your hands I’m gonna have to make you.” He threatens, Y/N grabs Sam’s hands trying to push them towards the man but she refused.

“Sam give him your hands it’s the only way we’ll survive.” Y/N said sternly but Sam still refused.

“Sam, hands. Now” Y/N demanded.

“No no no we’re gonna die!” Sam sobbed.

“Correction you’re gonna die.” The man said.

“NO!” Y/N screamed but she was too late, her best friend’s blood splattered acrossed her face and hair. The man started laughing then grabbed Y/N’s arm.

“I like you, you’re… dramatic, I like it so, you’re coming with me.” He says pulling her up. Y/N was in to much of a daze to realize she was already outside and about to witness at least a dozen murders, but it doesn’t happen and the GCPD showed up. The man grabbed her pulling her behind him. Wait is he trying to protect me? Y/N asked herself, before she was thrown over the maniacs shoulder and set in a gas truck.

“Sorry 'bout your friend sweetcheeks but it’ll get better trust me.” He sits down next to her.

“Can you at least tell me your name?” Y/N asks.

“It’s Jerome.” He answers kissing her nose before he tells a man with curly hair to step on it.