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the life and times of ryan ross pt 8

.2015/2016

welcome all! make sure to thank @jen–ne–sais–quoi for the existence of these posts because the poor thing asked to know about ryan and now she probably knows more than she ever wanted to!

here in our final chapter, we shall see what ryan has been up to from where we left off in 2015 to as current as we can be as of today (feb 26, 2017) this is mostly links and pictures because he didn’t actually do a whole lot

alright, early 2015. pretty much all ryan ross does is spend time with friends, mostly dan keyes and ryland blackinton. he goes to coachella and looks lovely in his hawaiian shirt. 

he also posted some teasers about making music on instagram, but we saw no new music. 

the most important thing about 2015 is ryan’s beard. 

look at it. it’s glorious. 

in february/march of 2015 zayn has left one direction (this is a ryan ross post, why is she talking about one direction??? it’s relevant, i promise.) someone thought it would be funny to edit the 1d wikipedia page to day that ryan ross had joined the band. 1d fangirls lost their minds. ryan tweeted “ You guys got it all wrong, the four remaining members of One Direction are joining MY band” 

if you look at his twitter throughout 2015, some of the tweets are vastly different than others. it could’ve been him on drugs, it could’ve been shane morris. personally, i think it was more shane, but the other is a possibility. also in june 2015, he got super fucked up and crashed a PHASES show. there are pictures of it out there, but i don’t think it’s really appropriate to share them. i also vaguely remember someone (z maybe?) asking for them to not be shared because ryan was really embarrassed and upset about it. about the incident he said “Def was having too much fun at the Phases show tonight, I promise I’ll never do it again  again” so there’s that.

then in july ryro got a girlfriend! he began dating model helena vestergaard and it seemed really good for him. it was certainly good for all of us fans because he posted so much while they were together. she also posted a lot about him. there were so many ryan pictures. it was glorious. here are some pics

then the next most important thing of 2015 happened. 

dorothy ross. 

ryan and helena got the cutest puppy in the world

from then on his instagram is pretty much dottie, but none of us mind because she’s precious. 

we also got this monstrosity

that’s all i’m gonna say about that. more helena and dottie pictures. then we get a picture where ryan tells us he’s taking vocal lessons!! and then he posted a teeny clip of a new song!!! more dottie & helena. a video of him learning to box?

don’t forget that this era of ryan likes hockey and baseball. he watches both and plays hockey too. 

halloween 2015. the fucking party. so. you thought we were done talking about brendon urie. we’re not. by 2015, he and ryan are not talking, at all. brendon usually avoids talking about ryan at all. then adam levine (yes, that one) has a halloween party. ryan’s invited because he’s best friends with mickey madden. he goes as a gremlin. well, a mogwai because he’s fuzzy and not scaly, but yeah. 

brendon, dressed as a skeleton and with sarah, was also there. as far as i’m aware, they basically didn’t even talk. brendon goes on to mention it a million times.

btw, by this point ryan doesn’t use his twitter anymore, it’s all just instagram links. there were some tweets earlier in the year that i’ll be talking about in my shane morris companion piece, but basically, shane likes to troll ryan’s fans by tweeting things or posting things on facebook then quickly deleting them.

also in 2015, ryan posts a picture of what seem to be song titles along with promises for making new music (the “shut the fuck up” was in response to someone telling him to go to bed btw) 

we’re now at the end of 2015. it seems like this is when ryan finally disconnects his twitter from his instagram because (except for one) his tweets stop and his instagram continues. he has also dropped shane morris as his manager (thank god)

near the beginning of 2016, ryan tells us that he has written a song for a band called agelast (sadly, that is pronounced ah-gel-ist, not age-last) he posted on both twitter and facebook about this. i’m inclined to believe both posts were actually him, not shane, but who knows. there was this comment on the facebook page that would be nice if it was from him. 

then, also early 2016, he and helena broke up. he was all set to fly to visit her in australia on a long term modeling job, and maybe he did, but that was that on helena vestergaard. she deleted all traces of him from her social media. he continued to play hockey and post pictures of dottie. 

he also bought 5 pounds of sour patch kids, causing all of us to fear for his health. then he starts to become a bit of a recluse. he posts a lot less frequently and it’s usually dottie pictures. 

then he goes to a renaissance fair and saves lives with his look 

easily the most important part of 2016 was when ryan did a surprise performance with dan keyes’ band cologne at emo nite la. it’s everything. EVERYTHING. watch it now. it felt like a nice comeback and he looked GOOD

we also got another tiny song clip. more pictures and videos of dottie. he also modeled some new PHASES merch with Z and Langley 

he went to the beach and we were blessed with this glorious image 

then he turned 30! and jeremy burke & alison harvard threw him a mini party at midnight with pizza! 

also sometime in august, his demo ep was deleted from soundcloud (his whole soundcloud was deleted) along with his site going down and his facebook page being deleted. the only thing we know is actually ryan is his instagram. 

then came halloween. with costumes in the past like et, a sloth, and a gremlin, we knew he would not disappoint. he was link from legend of zelda and he spent a good amount of the party (adam levine’s again, bden was not there) with victoria asher and gabe saporta from cobra starship. have some pics. 

(that’s gabe beside him)

then he “drank some blood” in this adorable video with his vocal coach

throughout 2016, a director named dan adams (glitterworldinc on insta) had been tagging ryan in a lot of pictures. i’m going to make a companion piece for him as well, but i’ll mention him here. he posts pictures of ryan, sometimes with strange captions, sometimes with rude captions. many pictures didn’t have ryan in them, but he was tagged. some pictures were of ryan’s house or around echo park. see more about that in the companion piece. lots of speculation went on about what he was doing with ryan. we’ll get to that in a minute. something more exciting now. the longest clip of new music that makes me cry every single time i listen to it, that callback line. (fun fact, z commented on it and called him space boi which is where i get one of my tags for him)

he looked beautifully goth for new years 

now we’re in 2017!

we found out this year that all the things glitterworldinc had been posting are because ryan’s going to be in his new movie!! he’s playing a character named Dewey Parsons in daniel adams’ new movie starmaker

the newest picture we have from ryan himself is this

and dan adams (glitterworldinc) has recently posted two! one was posted today! 

and that is basically everything i know about ryan ross’ life from the earliest facts i know to today! thank you for coming along on this crazy long ride with me and reading this giant mess. i’ll make those companion pieces here soon, so look out for those!

EDIT: Update!!!!! ryan posted this mere hours after i finished this because he likes to make my life harder (i’m mostly kidding, i love him so much)

his caption: “On all twos Makin tunes on toons”

EDIT NUMBER 2: i should have made an outline for these posts, jesus christ. i told you all in another post that the guitar ryan burned alive would be important later and then i never told you why. the why is because brendon still has it. yep, he has the guitar that ryan burned all the way back in the cabin/pretty. odd. era. how do we know this? oh, just because brendon put it in his literal house of memories. it’s fine, i’m not crying. (it’s not fine, i am crying) the house of memories is a vip thing for this tour where fans can go in and take pictures with a bunch of old panic! things, from the masks from fever era to stuff from the victorious video. i would kill to go. 

the life and times of ryan ross masterpost

a few people have asked for all the posts in one place, so this is that! if this is the first you’re seeing of this, and you have no idea what it is, i shall tell you. it is an almost 7k word long, very poorly written quasi-biography of ryan ross. basically, i wrote down everything i remember about the boy then added pictures and links.

**i’ll come back and edit this when i have the companion pieces done, but here’s all of them for now

part 1   part 2   part 3   part 4   part 5   part 6   part 7   part 8

also, while i happen to have your attention, i also make ryden fic rec lists! you can find all of those right here! feel free to come cry about them with me at any time. liveblogging to my ask box is greatly encouraged, i enjoy passing along my pain

care

title: care
relationship: percy/vex {perc’ahlia}
words: 1.2k
summary: percy isn’t expecting to come home to his girlfriend curled up on his couch, but he’s all too willing to help anyways.
notes: good ol’ t rated fluff. modern au. nothing graphic, but vex has period-related cramps, so letting anyone who might get squicked out by that know. 

The first thing Percy notices when he walks into his apartment after coming home from work is that the TV in the living room is on. The soft sound of it carries down the hall to the where he stands in the doorway of the apartment, frowning at the noise. He didn’t leave the TV on - in fact, Percy didn’t even watch TV this morning, or the night before.

The second thing Percy notices is that the show playing is a trashy romance reality show. Now, Percy is very selective about who he gives keys to his apartment to, and that paired with the choice of television programming narrows his mysterious intruder down to two possibilities, and he’s fairly certain Cassandra is still away at university. So, that just leaves -

“Vex?”

[ao3]

anonymous asked:

Sakasalmons: Shoe, Sakamama Rage, Oreo, Dildo, Hysteria, Toyota and Mookamis : Mookapapa Ricky, Trash idol, Carrot dick, Zuzu the bunny, despite yours weird names and your weird kinks, vampirism, sadism and overall trashiness i luv u all! !!!!! And the only sane person on this blog Mun-chan the most! !!!!! Happy late valentines! !!!! *hops on rainbow unicorn and disappears*

Nananah, I’m a really insane person, anon~

~Sakamaki~

♥Shu: Someone called me shoe… Again. How bothersome…

♥Reiji: -sighs- That nickname… I’m nobody’s mother! I’m just the only responsible person in this house!

♥Ayato: Who do you think you’re calling “Oreo”, Chichinashi?! It’s O-re-sa-ma! Keep that in mind!

♥Kanato: W,wha- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! I’M NOT HYSTERICAL!

♥Laito: So… “Dildo”, Bitch-chan? That is insulting~… You know, I can make you feel way better than a dildo… Fufu~

♥Subaru: Could you cut it with the car jokes?!

~Mukami~

♥Ruki: Next time you call me “Ricky” or “Mookapapa”, Livestock, I’ll make sure those are your last words.

♥Kou: Haaah~ How dare you insult me?! There isn’t any idol like me, M Neko-chan!

♥Yuma:…You clearly know what you want, calling me that. Well, you won’t escape from “angry carrot dick” ya dumb Sow!

♥Azusa:… I’m not a rabbit… Eve…! I’m a… Vampire… I’m too far from being… Cute…

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tagged by: @jaeminnana (she’s like a little angel pls follow her ok)

idk what this tag is called and what im supposed to do but yes hello. now goodbye ps. pls love hansol bc he needs it okay <3 (also this is for the anon who kept asking me what i looked like)

also im tagging : @just-trashy-writings @oppafeels @eoduun-dal @cryinggoutloud @taekooksbaby @taeyong-ie @nctreactions @nct-dork @doyeonieibbo @sehunshake @haechansaegyo @for-hansol (these are basically mutuals that’d id like to speak more with / already do)

anonymous asked:

Sherri this is an ask for Hollywood that you can post or go personal with. I would like to know if he/she has ever in their career in Hollywood PR heard of the COO of a network tweeting out on SM about the personal love life of one of their stars? Male or Female.

Hollywood? Care to field this one?

He does retweet a lot of articles about their shows and their stars. None were quite as trashy as that one.

Oops.

anonymous asked:

you dont??? guess my info was wrong. well you should hear it 11+ times per day. like. you deserve to hear it, senpai. and yeah, eridian is trashy, you should've used someone cute, like nepeta.

I DESERVE LESS THAN AN ERIDAN DESERVES! >:0

Actual things that have happened in Miraculous Ladybug which I still can’t believe
  • Ladybug rode a giant flying hairdryer
  • Ladybug rode a dragon
  • A guy tried to take over Paris with pigeons
  • A chef encased an entire building in caramel and tried to cook a girl alive in a pool of soup
  • A 15 year old challenged a panther to a race and the owner was so upset he turned into a dinosaur and ate Ladybug
  • A rock star was sword-fighting with Chat Noir on a plank suspended at the top of the Eiffel Tower, using a guitar
  • Said rock star has a pet crocodile
  • A girl tried to fight off a butterfly with an umbrella while stuck in a lift
  • Chat Noir was murdered by a supervillain and died in Ladybug’s arms, in an early episode. No, really, he actually died, I’m not even kidding
  • Ladybug kissed Chat Noir for like 10 seconds while lying on the floor, and he didn’t remember it and she didn’t tell him
  • Chat Noir threw his bodyguard down a lift shaft from the 8th floor. This has never been brought up again.
  • A kid used magic bubbles to kidnap all the adults in Paris so he could throw a birthday party
  • Marinette went on a date with a supervillain
  • Ladybug tossed Chat Noir in a river
  • Some smartie in the 19th century invented the hologram and then… didn’t tell anyone?? Except their family?? Why would you keep such awesome new technology a secret??
  • A 186 year old and his turtle sidekick started shipping two teenagers because of an umbrella
  • A guy cut the entire Eiffel Tower in half
  • A strict rich fashion designer pretended to be a butterfly and then pretended to be an aeroplane, and also another time said he was the Easter Bunny
  • A ridiculously competent toddler managed to brainwash Chat Noir
  • Santa Claus dabbed
Signs as Disney Songs

Aries:

  • Streets of Gold (Oliver and Company)
  • I’ll Make a Man Out of You (Mulan)
  • Stand Out (The Goofy Movie)

Taurus:

  • I’m Almost There (The Princess and the Frog)
  • Know Who You Are (Moana)
  • Athena’s Song (The Little Mermaid)

Gemini:

  • When Will My Life Begin (Tangled)
  • Eye to Eye (The Goofy Movie)
  • Friend Like Me (Aladdin)

Cancer:

  • I See the Light (Tangled)
  • Colors of the Wind (Pocahontas)
  • Loimata e Maligi (Moana)

Leo:

  • Go the Distance (Hercules)
  • Circle of Life (The Lion King)
  • Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)

Virgo:

  • You’ll Be in my Heart (Tarzan)
  • Dig A Little Deeper (The Princess and the Frog)
  • We Are One (The Lion King)

Libra:

  • A Whole New World (Aladdin)
  • He’s a Tramp (Lady and the Tramp)
  • Logo Te Pate (Moana)

Scorpio:

  • I’m Still Here (Treasure Planet)
  • Reflection (Mulan)
  • Why Should I Worry (Oliver and Company)

Sagittarius:

  • Just Around the River Bend (Pocahontas)
  • Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride (Lilo and Stitch)
  • One Jump Ahead (Aladdin)

Capricorn:

  • Hellfire (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
  • Everybody Wants to be a Cat (Aristocats)
  • He Lives in You (The Lion King)

Aquarius:

  • Bare Necessities (The Jungle Book)
  • Son of Man (Tarzan)
  • For a Moment (The Little Mermaid)

Pisces:

  • Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid)
  • On My Way (Brother Bear)
  • You and Me (Oliver and Company)


UPDATE !!!

I am now aware of my mistakes so I changed Virgo and Capricorn’s songs if I’m correct. The movies The Prince of Egypt and Spirit are in fact works of DreamWorks and not Disney.
Thank you to those to pointed them out. If there are anymore mistakes in any of my posts, please notify me so I can fix them.
I’m not an expert on anything so please be aware of that.