trash stache

What an Eggcellent Easter

HAVE SOME MORE DORKS TEXT MESSAGING!

Key:
Shiro = Space Dad
Keith = Let me sleep
Hunk = Hunkules
Lance = I Don’t Need Pants I’m a Mermaid
Pidge = Tech Geek Ready 2 Fight
Allura = Queen
Coran = Don’t trash the ‘stache
Matt = Tech Geek


I Don’t Need Pants I’m a Mermaid >> Hunkules,Tech Geek Ready 2 Fight, Let me sleep, Space Dad, Queen, Don’t trash the ‘stache

I Don’t Need Pants I’m a Mermaid: Soooooo! What are you all doing this lovely Easter?

I Don’t Need Pants I’m a Mermaid: I myself am spending time with my familyyy! Gonna go and hunt easter eggs and get candy!

Tech Geek Ready 2 Fight: Aren’t you too old for the egg hunt?

I Don’t Need Pants I’m a Mermaid: YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR THE EGG HUNT!

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anonymous asked:

2d with an s/o who calls him a bunch of pet names ranging from relatively normal (babe, honey, sweetheart) to specific (sliced peaches in heavy syrup, blue boy, and in the most endearing way possible, trash stache)

( I’m here for trash stache)

- 2D enjoys the pet names you give him. In fact, he encourages you to give him pet names.

-Now the very specific pet names always make him laugh especially when they didn’t really make sense to him but he loves it.

-He likes ‘blue boy’ a lot.

Kitten Sneezes

Have some more of these dorks also if you want to read all of them they’re on AO3 you have them Here: The Voltron Chat

Key:
Shiro = Space Dad
Keith = Let me sleep
Hunk = Hunkules
Lance = I Don’t Need Pants I’m a Mermaid
Pidge = Tech Geek Ready 2 Fight
Allura = Queen
Coran = Don’t trash the ‘stache
Matt = Tech Geek


Hunkules >> Queen

Hunkules: Okay, I think I’m lost D:

Queen: I gave you a good map on how you were to get to the mansion, how did you manage to get lost?

Hunkules: I blew away! and I thought I remembered the way, but now I don’t know where I am and I’m kind of having a panic attack…

Queen: Let’s stay calm okay, what do you see around you?

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April Fools’ Day

Is Keith joking or not? 

Shiro = Space Dad
Keith = Let me sleep
Hunk = Hunkules
Lance = I Don’t Need Pants I’m a Mermaid
Pidge = Tech Geek Ready 2 Fight
Allura = Queen
Coran = Don’t trash the ‘stache

Let me sleep >> Space Dad, Hunkules, I Don’t Need Pants I’m a Mermaid, Tech Geek Ready 2 Fight, Queen, Don’t trash the ‘stache

Let me sleep: Guys… I… have a small problem…

Space Dad: Define small.

Let me sleep: uh well… maybe it’s not a small problem… I’m purple

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Burn Fires to Celebrate Spring

Festival of Walpurgis text :)
(But it’s the swedish celebration since i know nothing else)
For you who don’t know what I’m writing about you find the info here

Key:
Shiro = Space Dad
Keith = Let me sleep
Hunk = Hunkules
Lance = I Don’t Need Pants I’m a Mermaid
Pidge = Tech Geek Ready 2 Fight
Allura = Queen
Coran = Don’t trash the ‘stache
Matt = Tech Geek

Let me sleep >> Space Dad, Hunkules, I Don’t Need Pants I’m a Mermaid, Tech Geek Ready 2 Fight, Tech Geek, Queen, Don’t trash the ‘stache

Let me sleep: hey, are anyone of you going to be at the fire later today?

Tech Geek: WAIT IT’S TODAY?! SHIT! FUCK! GDI!

Let me sleep: uh, you okay Matt?

Tech Geek: NO! I have to do tax declarations today! GFDI!

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