trash shipper seeing their ship everywhere

  • me: shippers are trash who don't like the game for its actual gameplay and lore and *binder falls to the ground and hundreds of Solas fanfictions and evaluations flutter everywhere*
  • me: *scrambles to pick up papers* Ignore, that, just listen-
  • me: *slips on a piece of fanart and falls on my butt* this isn't what it looks like
  • me: *sees fanfic I forgot to catch up on and starts crying* they were just made for each other okay stop
  • Me: *reblogs abstract art*
  • Me: *tags it Sterek*
  • Me: *stares at any given cloud*
  • Me: *sighs* domestic!Sterek giggling while baking and tossing flour at each other...
  • Me: *sees a window display of a mannequin in a hoodie w/ leather jacket*
  • Me: *gasps* Does Derek know Stiles took his jacket?!
  • Me: *walks past a mirror*
  • Me: *nods* Good day to you, Sterek shipper trash overlord...