trash humor

  • Simon: *becomes a vampire*
  • Simon: nope nope nope nopenopenopenopenope lmao nope fuck this NOPE I'm cancelled it's over everyone pack up go home that's a no from me absolutely not bye bitches hasta la vista I'm exiting this dimension adios fuckers
  • Simon: *meets Raphael*
  • Simon: cool cool cool tight tight tight sign me the FUCK up yup I'm in I'm hip vamps for life fam yup yup yup I'm good crisis averted my depression is cured I'm reborn I'm on board with this now
  • Grantaire: Have I ever told you you’re like a sexy praying mantis?
  • Enjolras: Every time you drink alcohol.
  • Grantaire: You know what’s wonderful about the praying mantis? They devour their mate.
  • Enjolras: Your point being?
  • Grantaire: Dessert is served.