trash heap volleyball

karasuno first years as third years tho

  • captain tsukishima kei who’s known as a scary smart blocker
  • vice captain kageyama tobio, the former king of the court with a toss that can only be hit by
  • the second small giant and strongest decoy, hinata shouyou
  • the pinch server with a killer jump float serve, yamaguchi tadashi

they walk into tournaments and everyone takes a step back, whispering amongst themselves about the soaring champions karasuno

yakulev as childhood friends

nekomas going over to lev’s and lev showing off a series of pictures of him and yaku growing up together

lev starting out as a tiny scrawny bab who just started shooting up and still hasn’t stopped growing

yaku mournfully looking at the photographic evidence that he was once taller than lev

yaku not rlly noiticing how much lev has grown (and how fucking hot he has become) bc he’s still stuck seeing him as that little kid who followed him around

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pls think about chronic clothes thief yaku

he goes away to university and lev visits as often as he absolutely can and he never quite realizes that his bag is lighter when he leaves

until one day he’s at home trying to get dressed and ‘where are all my shirts?’ 'where are my pants?’ 'MOM HAVE YOU SEEN MY FAVORITE SWEATSHIRT IT’S NOT HERE NO REALLY I CAN’T FIND IT MOM

and he just can’t figure it out until he goes over to yaku’s on the weekend and he’s wearing lev’s pants and shirt and sweatshirt and lev looks around and his clothes are everywhere they’re in yaku’s closet in his drawers in his hamper

he has been stealing all of lev’s clothes and wearing them and now lev is down to two shirts and one pair of pants

and he has to very solemnly sit yaku down and be like 'yaku-san i’m taking my clothes back now i’m sorry’

and all is well and good for a couple weeks and then yaku goes back wicked clothes stealing ways

anonymous asked:

Are you still doing domesticity ships memes? If you are, can you do iwaoi?

omg anon i am absolutely still doing domesticity ship meme~!

(I am assuming you mean this one bc i’ve seen some ppl reblog my answers from it this morning, but if not pls specify i’ve also done this one, this one, and this one in the past so if i’m wrong just tell me and i’ll answer for iwaoi bc literally talking about domestic shit is my most favorite thing ever)

  • big spoon/little spoon: pls imagine oikawa laying with limbs spread out like a starfish and iwaizumi curled up with his head on oikawa’s arm (i totally stole this from eeveestho but it was so good that i can’t think of them sleeping any other way now)
  • favorite non-sexual activity: anything where they’re together these two are gross ass saps even though neither will admit it
  • who uses all the hot water: oikawa
  • most trivial thing they fight over: lol what don’t they fight over
  • who does most of the cleaning: usually iwaizumi, but sometimes oikawa gets in these CLEAN ALL THE THINGS!!!! moods
  • what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: oikawa watches every single show about aliens that exists and fills their netflix queue up with alien movies and documentaries and iwaizumi has given up on trying to find any of his additions to either underneath all the alien crap. they also record everything volleyball.
  • who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: usually iwa, but oikawa’s not afraid to do it
  • who steals the blankets: they both insist the other does. the reality is that iwa is more of a traditional blanket stealer, grabbing the covers and pulling until he has them all, but oikawa can be a restless sleeper and will end up stealing the covers only to kick them off the bed
  • who leaves their stuff around: oikawa
  • who remembers to buy the milk: they both do, but oikawa makes a bigger deal out of it
  • who remembers anniversaries: they both do, but oikawa makes a bigger deal out of it

or

  • who cooks normally?: they try to share cooking duties but iwaizumi is just naturally a better cook so they both prefer it when he cooks
  • how often do they fight?: they bicker ALL THE DAMN TIME but actual serious arguments happen less often, especially bc neither of them want to actually fight with the other, so they’ll try to ignore the issue until it can’t be ignored and everything blows up and they have a huuuuuuuuuuuuge fight
  • what do they do when they’re away from each other?: oikawa’s p sociable and will do stuff with other friends, or will do something related to volleyball (training or teaching little kids), or will marathon bad alien documentaries/movies. iwaizumi claims that he takes the time to relax and take time to breathe lol (but really he’ll do shit with friends or watch tv or whatever)
  • nicknames for each other?: besides all the canon nicknames they have for each other, oikawa likes to give iwa all the cutesy lovey dovey nicknames in existence. iwaizumi sometimes calls oikawa babe and it always catches oikawa off guard in the best way.
  • who is more likely to pay for dinner?: iwaizumi does it more often, but when oikawa does it’s usually at nicer places that iwa wouldn’t bother taking them to
  • who steals the covers at night?: they both insist the other does. the reality is that iwa is more of a traditional blanket stealer, grabbing the covers and pulling until he has them all, but oikawa can be a restless sleeper and will end up stealing the covers only to kick them off the bed
  • what would they get each other for gifts?: they’ve known each other soooooooooooo long so they get each other anything and everything. gag gifts, serious gifts, big extravagant gifts, or small ones–they’re comfortable giving each other whatever and they both know that the sentiment behind each gift is the same regardless of what it is.
  • who kissed who first?: iwaizumi kissed oikawa first although it was 1000% oikawa’s idea
  • who made the first move?: oikawa TRIED, iwa SUCCEEDED
  • who remembers things?: oikawa has a scary good memory even for all sorts of little details so tries as he might to remember EVERYTHING, iwaizumi is consistently caught off guard by just how much oikawa remembers
  • who started the relationship?: oikawa tried but iwa actually did
  • who cusses more?: iwaizumi. oikawa is more proper despite all the antics
  • what would they do if the other one was hurt?: it would depend on if it were serious or not. if it was a minor sort of hurt they both would joke a lot but if it were serious they’re both capable of being level-headed and handling the situation appropriately

aqvalesbian  asked:

inushiba? or yakulev?

I’M GONNA FUCKING DO BOTH

inushibas

  • falls asleep on the couch: they fall asleep TOGETHER on the couch
  • makes friends with the neighbors: they both do but inuoka does it first
  • is the adventurous eater: inuoka will eat anything put in front of him
  • hogs the covers at night: they’re both blanket hogs when they sleep so sometimes theyll wake up in the morning and discover they shared nicely, other times one will wake up in the middle of the night freezing bc the other stole all the covers
  • forgets to do the dishes: shibayama is more likely to genuinely forget, inuoka claims he forgot when rlly he just didn’t feel like doing them
  • tries to surprise their partner more often: they are constantly trying to surprise each other
  • leaves dirty laundry on the floor: they both do, but shibs does it more often
  • stays up til 2 AM reading: shibayama, but inuoka’s awake too watching tv or playing a game
  • sings in the shower: shibayama is more of a hummer than a singer. inuoka will serenade shibayama from the fucking shower tho
  • takes the selfies: shibs is a selfie FIEND
  • plans date night: they trade off

yakulevs

  • falls asleep on the couch: yaku. lev’s more likely to get tired sooner/earlier but he’s very good about getting his ass in bed before he falls asleep. yaku will try to stay up to do one more thing and then just crashes unexpectedly.
  • makes friends with the neighbors: lev makes friends wherever he goes
  • is the adventurous eater: lev. yaku will try things within reason but lev will go for absolutely anything at least once
  • hogs the covers at night: lev, yaku runs hot when he sleeps tho so it works out for them
  • forgets to do the dishes: lev
  • tries to surprise their partner more often: yaku looooves surprising lev with gift. he spoils him damn rotten.
  • leaves dirty laundry on the floor: lev. yaku is a bit more finnicky about his clothing.
  • stays up til 2 AM reading: yaku is such a night owl. lev is a baby and likes to be in bed early.
  • sings in the shower: lev 100%
  • takes the selfies: they both do
  • plans date night: yaku likes to plan their dates so usually he does, but sometimes lev will plan something and yaku is always pleasantly surprised