trash burning

A list of all the women Alex could date while she’s pining for Maggie:

-a paramedic, like she’s out somewhere and ends up fighting a bad dude and before the DEO gets there she’s being bossed into an ambulance by a sassy paramedic because, that cut on your forehead Alex.

-a doctor, see above. or, they just met on a date and hit it off. 

-some kind of hot/nerdy scientist. they meet at a bar and spend forever talking about nerd things and eventually Kara’s like, okay but like, I’m going and Alex hurriedly and awkwardly gets her number. 

-a journalist from Catco that Kara sets her up with. like, at first she resists but then she realizes this girl is amazing and smart and keeps Alex on her toes. like, she’s just scatterbrained and all over the place and Alex is like what??

-at least five women who look remarkably like maggie. 

-maybe that alien who can learn things with her tongue. 

-a redhead, idk why this is important to me but i can really see it. 

-a girl who shows up at the bar and hits on her a bit and asks Alex to teach her how to play pool and then she totally hustles Alex. like, cleans her clock at pool and Alex is like, i gotta get to know this girl. 

Phantom Lord Arc
  • Natsu: Hey, quit saying bad stuff about my guild, man!
  • Gajeel: Why don’t you make me?
  • Natsu: I don’t make trash, I burn it.
  • Gajeel: Then I guess you’re a garbage man.
  • Natsu: I know you are, but what am I?
  • Gajeel: A garbage man.
  • Natsu: I know you are, but what am I?
  • Gajeel: A garbage man.
  • Natsu: I know you are, but what am I?
  • Gajeel: A garbage man.
  • Natsu: Takes one to know one!
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