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(((ᴶᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᑫᵘᶦᶜᵏ ᑫᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒᶰ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᶠᵉᶫᶫᵒʷ ᵖᵃᶫˢ ᵗᵒ ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵘʸˢ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗ ᵏᶦᶰᵈᵃ ᶰᵒᶰ⁻ᶜᵒᶰ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵒʳ ᶰᵒᵗ)))

(((ᶦᶠ ᴵ ᵒᶠᶠᵉᶰᵈ ᵃᶰʸᵒᶰᵉ ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵈᵉᶫᵉᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ᵃˢᵃᵖ)))

A list of all the women Alex could date while she’s pining for Maggie:

-a paramedic, like she’s out somewhere and ends up fighting a bad dude and before the DEO gets there she’s being bossed into an ambulance by a sassy paramedic because, that cut on your forehead Alex.

-a doctor, see above. or, they just met on a date and hit it off. 

-some kind of hot/nerdy scientist. they meet at a bar and spend forever talking about nerd things and eventually Kara’s like, okay but like, I’m going and Alex hurriedly and awkwardly gets her number. 

-a journalist from Catco that Kara sets her up with. like, at first she resists but then she realizes this girl is amazing and smart and keeps Alex on her toes. like, she’s just scatterbrained and all over the place and Alex is like what??

-at least five women who look remarkably like maggie. 

-maybe that alien who can learn things with her tongue. 

-a redhead, idk why this is important to me but i can really see it. 

-a girl who shows up at the bar and hits on her a bit and asks Alex to teach her how to play pool and then she totally hustles Alex. like, cleans her clock at pool and Alex is like, i gotta get to know this girl. 

Phantom Lord Arc
  • Natsu: Hey, quit saying bad stuff about my guild, man!
  • Gajeel: Why don’t you make me?
  • Natsu: I don’t make trash, I burn it.
  • Gajeel: Then I guess you’re a garbage man.
  • Natsu: I know you are, but what am I?
  • Gajeel: A garbage man.
  • Natsu: I know you are, but what am I?
  • Gajeel: A garbage man.
  • Natsu: I know you are, but what am I?
  • Gajeel: A garbage man.
  • Natsu: Takes one to know one!

anonymous asked:

mermaid jimin and police Jungkook hcs please.

+ “I better not see any other unauthorized bonfires ok?” Jungkook says shaking his finger at the group of teenagers “I’ll let you off with a warning but next time ill call your parents.”

+ The group of teens bow before running off in case Jungkook decided to change his mind.

+ Jungkook shakes his head as he looks down at the hole in the ground full of burn trash and paper. “They didn’t even bother to clean up. What if this gets into the ocean?”

+ Jungkook spent a good 15 minutes cleaning up the teenagers mess.

+ Jungkook toss the trash into a near trashcan and wipe his brow. He is a police officer not a garbage man, but how could he leave the trash there?

+ Jungkook heard some splashing and turn around. He could make out a person swimming in the ocean by the full moon shinning on the water.

+ Jungkook frowns. The beach closes at midnight. It’s about 2am no one should be swimming cause it’s dangerous.

+ “Hey! Get out of the water!” Jungkook calls out as he makes his way to the edge of the beach making the male jump, “it’s dangerous to be swimming this late! Get out!”

+ Jungkook felt his heart skip a beat when the male turn towards. He was the most beautiful person he has ever seen.

+ The male shook his head as he back farther into the water. Jungkook watches as the male dips into the water.

+ And a red and yellow tail pops out of the water before falling in making Jungkook fall backwards.

+ Jungkook pause for a moment as he stares at the empty space trying to make sense of what he saw.

+ Jungkook didn’t believe he saw a mermaid until he saw Jimin again two days later splashing his tail around.