translation where are you

the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

 so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

 but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

170113 Jo Insung interview: Kyungsoo mention part one

part two

Jo Insung joked, “I thought Kyungsoo was my person, but I think he might be in Woobin’s line. (laughs) Kyungsoo is good at playing hard to get. I found out one day that Woobin had texted Kyungsoo with ‘where are you my love Do Kyungsoo’ and Kyungsoo had replied soon after ‘yes hyung, where am I?’ That’s when I realized ah, he might not be mine. (laughs)”

source: dofancom | translation: fydk

Translation of the new clip ‘Pause’ :

Isak: Hi
Even: Hey
Isak: Where have you been?
Even: I…told Sonja about you, and we’ve decided to take a break.
Even: What do you think about it?
Isak: …Awesome.
Even: Yeah?
Isak: Uh it makes you sad, it’s…I hope it’s not my fault.
Even: I’m not sad..!
Isak: No?
Even: No!
Even: What do you think your parents would say if you started dating me?
Isak: I think it would be okay.
Even: Yeah?
Isak: Or…Dad would probably not mind.
Even: But not your mom?
Isak: My mom’s crazy.
Even: In what way?
Isak: She uh…no, it’s a completely surreal situation. She thinks the world is about to end. That Donald Trump is my uncle, like…
Even: …
Isak: Donald Trump is not my uncle.
Even: Whew…okay.
Isak: But anyway, it doesn’t concern her. I haven’t spoken to her since I moved out.
Even: So you’re not in touch anymore?
Isak: No. I’ve decided my life will be better without having mentally ill people around me.
Isak: So..what do you think your parents would say about…me?
(School bell rings)
Even: I think they would love you.



No, you don’t understand. This scene basically interprets what almost EVERY weeaboo goes through.

You’ve got the TRASH who is obsessed with their interest, the FAMILY who’s used to the obsession, the MIDDLEMAN who knows the world but isn’t completely engrossed by it, and the OUTSIDER who has no clue and is overwhelmed with confusion; and who requires the assistance of the middleman.


Thanatos Night Story & Character Bios


Swooping down to the sleepless skyscrapers, a feast (gig) by the disoriented fallen angels takes place.

The ones you face now are fallen angels who’ve swept down to the skyscrapers.

“In a town where an Angel swept down to,” you (who has moved in) unexpectedly meets this “Angel” by chance.

Your curiosity about death leads to them gaining interest in encountering you. And thus, it’s decided that you’ll listen to their song… …

The feast (gig) of the disoriented fallen angels―――

Izaya (CV: Hatano Wataru) [One-Winged Fallen Angel]

“If you want to die, go ahead. But if you do, will you obey the orders I give you?”

Height: 177cm

Weight: 55kg

What He Likes: Melon

What He Hates: Cookies made by Liam

CD Release Date: November 23rd, 2016

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mother: child, where are you going?!
hunk: to Lance’s house. We’re gonna read stories. Can I please, mother?
mother: no!
mother: not unless you bring some lugaw (rice porridge from The Philippines) for the McClains
hunk: okay/yes!

(Mobile blogging on my lunch break so we’re doing it this way)

I’ll give my favorite new headcanon, in detail below. It can be best summed up as the following:

Newt Scamander is a terrible flirt who doesn’t understand innuendo even after they’re together but he tries oh my god does he try and usually ends up embarassing everyone except for himself.

Credence is, secretly, and in ways that only come out during rare and blink-or-you-miss-it bursts of confidence, devastatingly smooth as fuck.

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Ciao, hallo, ahoj, здра́вствуйте…that’s hello (hi) in languages that I’m learning - italian, german, slovak/czech (my first language) and russian. As you can see, I love languages. You could call me a language freak. I enjoy learning them and I would love to see other people enjoying it too. So that’s why I’m here today. Writing this post about how to learn any foreing language.


For me, vocabulary is the most important part of any language. You can know the grammar, the pronunciation and everything else, but if you don’t know words, you can’t do anything. For many years, as I was younger, I struggled to learn new words. I often just translated them and that was all. Then I finally did what was necessary. I wrote them down.
Yes, that’s the first step. Write the freakin’ words somewhere, then write the translation, if you need to, a sentence where it is used (in languages such as german, do it so the word will be in nominative, so you won’t mess up the article). Read it out loud and when revising, make flashcards.
One tip when it comes to flashcards with vocab. Don’t make a flashcard of every single word you have on your list. It will consume your time, paper and your energy. Do it only with really hard words that you can’t remember.

  • 2. GRAMMAR

This is the most annoying thing for me to this day. I don’t like grammar, I struggled with grammar even in my native language (because we have i/y and billions of rules, you would understand if you were from Slovakia). What usually works for me is a simple training. Make a chart of the words in sentence, and write how did they change, or where do they need to be and so. Then just write simple sentences and have someone to correct them (teacher or some friend who is really good in the language).

  • 3. READ

Read books and articles in the language that you are trying to learn. Underline and translate the words you don’t understand (then follow the steps in 1.) Reading help so much. My english is not a product of teachers in schools and language courses after school. It’s the product of me reading every single book in english since I was 10 (or around 10 I think). Don’t worry about you not enjoying the book or the plot. That will come later. First few books are there for you to get used to it and then you will enjoy it. I promise.

  • 4. SPEAK & WRITE

Find someone who you can speak and/or write with. Native speakers are the best and if they know your first language, that’s even better. This can help you so much, because you are actually using the language in real life situation. If you don’t know anyone in person, try the internet (if you want to speak with me, message me any time).


This one is really simple, just set the language to the one you want to learn. First you can try with only subtitles, then also the language. Maybe you won’t notice, but you will learn the correct pronunciation of words and you will learn the accent.


If you are on your computer or phone, use sites like:

  • duolingo
  • memrise
  • quizlet
  • any news site in language of your choice

There are also applications where you can create digital flashcards (Wokabulary for example).


Never forget - the biggest thing is to have motivation. Don’t learn a language without one. Find something you love about the language, have some goal or something, but don’t learn the language just because you need to. It only makes you hate the language.
For example I learn italian because I love the culture and people there and I want to be able to make friends in Italy as I go there every year. My reason to learn german is that I want to study (and late maybe live) in Austria and there is only a limited number of universities that teach in english so I need to be really good in german. Find something like this and I guarantee you that your next hobby is going to be called “foreing languages”.

I hope this will help you on your journey to become the ultimate language freak like me.


😂😂 where’s the 2jae stans… r you still alive?!

Translations by igot7_MarkP
JB: ok interview extremely close interview it’s my turn right?
(To Youngjae)
JB: until now which bucket list did you like the most?
YJ: for me paintball and
JB: and?
YG sub: (what are you two doing?)
YJ: and and the avatar was the most fun
JB: why was that fun?
YJ: that?
JB: why was it fun?
YJ: just because for avatar i was getting controlled and ahhh please i like avatar i love avatar
JB: you like avatar?
YJ: yes
JB: then from now on you are my avatar?
YJ: no that ah.. i dont want to be that
JB: you dont want to be that?
YJ: yes
JB: oh ok i get it ok then now it’s Youngjae’s turn right? Youngjae
YG: Youngjae to a different person oh i said Youngjae no no (he said youngjae without hyung)
JB: u guys are keeping doing that to us hyungs
YJ: hey u r doing that to me too?
YJ: wow its sad really…then can I do that whispering thing too?
YG: whispering is that one the paper cup
YJ: cant i just do it on the ear?
YG: no no its no fun if you do the same thing
YJ: ok

so Youngjae…. likes to be controlled?!?! 😰😰 my mind is running wild 😂😂😂

Hard Carry ep 10 unreleased cut on M2 YT channel

#got7 #youngjae #2jae #jaebum #yugyeom #hardcarry

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Translation of the clip ‘Returned’

Dude* walks into Isak: Be careful where you walk!

Isak: Hey.

Jonas: Hey.

Isak: What’s up?

Jonas: Nah, nothing special.

Isak: Is Mahdi still angry with me?

Jonas: Nobody’s angry with you, man.

Isak: Sure?

Jonas: Yeah. (*pause*) We’re only worried. We don’t get your deal.

Isak: My deal?

Jonas: Yes, you’ve been acting so strange.

Isak: Oh..! Yeah, well, sorry ’bout that. There’s just so much happening now, lately, family and stuff. And I can’t sleep either. Makes me go crazy really fucking fast. But sorry about it.

Jonas: Okay. But…Let me know, if you wanna talk about it.

Use the translation for whatever you want, but please credit.

Is the Dude* who walks into Isak one of the guys Even was talking to?? *RAGE*

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phone call mission: you must choose a sentence and the one who you called must speak that sentence for the mission to be success

takuya: “I will buy you something to eat” (literally meaning “i will buy you rice” which means “i will buy you something to eat” without saying specific what. but it’s food, so it can mean “i will buy you lunch/dinner”) sounds the easiest! so i will call to hyungnim (-nim indicates respect) that i know.

shin: hyungnim that takuya likes! who is he?

takuya: the one who i am living with~ to jaejoon hyung

shin: aaaahhhh! do you think he will answer the phone?

jaejoon: hello

takuya: oh! he answered! hello! hyung~ it’s takuya~ i’m ah… very hungry~ do you have time, hyung?

jaejoon: where are you right now?

takuya: right now uh~ i will come over to hyung’s house (this instant)! 

jaejoon: okay, then come over (to my house)~ hyung will buy you something to eat. 

takuya: uh!!! hyung, hyung… what did you say?

jaejoon: (i’ll) buy you something to eat. come over (to my house)~

takuya: isn’t this success?

everybody: success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

takuya: hyung~ 

jaejoon: uh?

takuya: this is~ japan~ program that is called “韩ON Fighting” where i am MC of. say hello to the viewers~

jaejoon: ah hello! i’m lee jaejoon who is living together with takuya. 

takuya: thank you, hyung~

jaejoon: i heard cross gene, that takuya is part of, is (currently) working. i would be thankful if (you) give this album a lot of love. takuya, fighting.

everybody: waaaaaaa

takuya: thank you, hyung~

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the reason why's icon is a bunny/rabbit

*cracks knuckles* a'ight, so i’ve been wanting to make this post for d a y s, so let’s get right down to it.


so Hana Song’s little mascot is a bunny/rabbit. super cute and adorable and totally fits her, right? you know what else fits her?

the mountain rabbit song.

this song is something all korean children learn when they’re younger, even half-koreans like myself.

산토끼 토끼야
어디를 가누나
깡충깡충 뛰면서
어디를 가누나
산고개 고개를
나혼자 넘어서
토실토실 알밤을
주워서 올테야

which roughly translates to:

mountain rabbit/bunny, mountain rabbit/bunny,
where are you going?
bounce, bounce as you run
where are you going?
Over the mountain peaks, peaks
I will climb them on my own
Plump, plump chestnuts
I will find and bring

korea holds a lot of mountains, aka, Hana Song of Korea is going off on her own in order to achieve her goal. coughs. blizzard, ya ain’t slick.

“There are some convo among Oda Clan (including Keiji) with Fujibayashi Sakuya, Oda ninja from moon chapter. Here are the translated ones!

Source: Official Twitter

Keiji: “Tosshi~ Where are you~ I come for a visit~ “
Inuchiyo: “Saku, become my training partner.”
???: “I did just this morning, right?”
Keiji: “There you are, Tosshi~ And, who is this~ ?” #I’M HUNGRY

Keiji: “Don’t fight~ “
Inuchiyo: “Uwah! What are you doing… We are not fighting! I just invited him for training! Right, Saku?”
???: “I guess so. Though he’s so persistent.”
Inuchiyo: “I can hear you.”
Keiji: “What~ Is that so~ Un? Who is this guy~ ?” #I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING

Inuchiyo: “He’s a newcomer, Sakutarou.”
Keiji: “I’m Keiji~ Nice to meet you~ Sakku~ “
Sakutarou: “Sakku, he says…”
Inuchiyo: “Coz he’s this kind of guy, just give up.”

Sakutarou: “Why are you following me?”
Keiji: “Just because~ “
Sakutarou: “……”
Hideyoshi: “Eh?”
Keiji: “Hello~”
Hideyoshi: “Saku, where’s *Wanko-kun?
Sakutarou: “We were together until a while ago.”
Hideyoshi: “Ah, is he inviting you for training again?” #THE PERSON WITH BEKKO AME/HARD CANDY

*Note: Hide’s nickname for Inu. Wanko means puppy/doggy of course.

Sakutarou: “Why does he inviting me for training to that extent?”
Hideyoshi: “Because he likes you/pleased with you, Saku?”
Keiji: “Tosshi is just a little persistent, but he’s really good at taking care of other person, you know~ “
Sakutarou: “……”
Mitsuhide: “Ah, Sakutarou.” #I WANT CANDY

Mitsuhide: “Toshiie is looking for you.”
Sakutarou: “I run away from him.”
Hideyoshi: “Just keep him company once in a while, alright? Or else he would sulk and pout.”
Sakutarou: “…… (sigh)”
Keiji: “Tosshi~ You still have me~ “

Sakutarou: (…He’s still following me.)
Keiji: “Sakku is cold~ Let’s talk about something~ “
Nobunaga: “Hey.”
Sakutarou: “ ! Nobunaga-sama.”
Nobunaga; “I think I order you to come to my room. What are you doing, loitering on the way - “
Keiji: “Ah, Nobunaga-sama~ “ #HE’S GETTING ANGRY IMMEDIATELY

Nobunaga: “If this guy alone, surely you could shake him off, aren’t you?”
Sakutarou: “…That is impossible.”
Nobunaga: “Ku…”
Keiji: “I’m hungry~ Please give me something~ “
Sakutarou: “I have nothing to give you.”

Nobunaga: “Anyway, you manage to carry out your duty. It’s good, isn’t it?”
Sakutarou: “Yes.”
Keiji: “…Eh? Sakku is gone…well then Nobunaga-sama~, give me something sweet– “
Nobunaga: “This guy…today for sure I’ll slice and cut you off…!”
Keiji: “Uwah~, time to run away~ “ #AS I THOUGHT HE’S ANGRY

Keiji: “…Fuhh~, so scary~. Where is Sakku go~? …Eh? There is a monkey in such a place~ “
???: “Kikī! (キキーッ!)”
Keiji: “You are called Tobimaru then, nice to meet you~ “ #NEW FRIEND

Sakutarou: “Tobimaru…Why are you here?”
Keiji: “Ah, Sakku, this young one is looking for Sakku~ “
Tobimaru: “Kiki! (キキッ!)”
Sakutarou: “…Do you understand his words?”
Keiji: “Eh~ ? Yes, I could understand~ “
Sakutarou: “…Tobimaru, let’s go.”
Keiji: “Ah, he’s gone already~ “

Sakutarou: “Do you really communicate the words with that guy?”
Tobimaru: “Kikiki! (キキキッ!)”
Sakutarou: “…Somehow, me too, you know?”
Keiji: “Eh~ Both of you are good friends, aren’t you?”
Sakutarou: “…!”
Keiji: “So lovely~ “


Somehow, Sakuya’s name in Oda Clan is 朔太郎 = Sakutarou, perhaps? Like Saizo, apart from his mission as ninja, he’s just your usual samurai. Hanzo (new one) is 正成 = Masanari while in Tokugawa Clan as Yasu personal physician. Tho aren’t Yasu making his own medicines?

Then, KEIJI OF COURSE! You always entertained me like usual, my singsong vagabond berserker babe~ You even make Sakuya speechless xD

Would there be continuation~ Like sakku with nobu perhaps~


I KNEW IT! There must be continuation with Nobu~ I suppose Keiji is there to be the narrator and ties them all LOL. Look at all those tags provided along in the twitter posts, showing all Keiji POV along the way xD He’s really hungry everytime. Also, Nobu reallyyy cannot stand Keiji LOL. Keiji could be a good training to Nobu to control his emotion~


Keiji can understand the monkey’s language hahaha xD What other things would you amuse me Keiji? Well, I thought it finishes with Nobu yesterday, to think there’s more~ I want to see other clan ninja too please~