translation for the first pic in the captions

If Seventeen had instas
S.Coups: Unnecessary amount of baby photos, doesn’t really understand Instagram, Dadgram, posts about sports 

Jeonghan: Has a very established aesthetic, Pictures of his coffee/breakfast, Makes everyone wait so he can take pics of food first, has dino take aesthetic pictures of him

Joshua: Translates posts into English and Korean, Makes “rap” captions, Lots of tiny hand heart boomerangs

Jun: Every picture has him in it, Lots of filters so many filters, Lots of serious selcas, Suggestive captions ;)

Hoshi: Lots of dance choero, Lots of cute SC filter videos, Captions things with puns, Has multiple videos of him waking Woozi up

Wonwoo: only book suggestions, Pictures of art, low key art snob, Sometimes Mingyu will hack his account and post pics of Wonwoo reading

Woozi: Videos of his song recordings, Last post was multiple months ago, No selfies, Hoshi always comments with way too many emojis

DK: Likes his own pictures, Product review videos, Tons of hashtags, Blurry memes

Mingyu: Posts lots of v serious selfies, videos of other members sleeping eating and without them knowing, emo wonwoo pics with deep quotes

The8: Pictures of nature, Videos of him dancing, Captions everything in Chinese and Joshua has to comment subs, Follows accounts that post pictures of puppies

Seungkwan: SO MANY SINGING VIDEOS, Rant captions, Likes to take selfies with Vernon, Lots of Boonan appearances

Vernon: Look at these dope clothes I brought pics, Uses lots of words like dope lit fire, Posts rap albums he’s listening to

Dino: Scoups won’t let him have one, Just doesn’t have an instagram, He’s a child guys come on


tabimatsu mementos for when your affection with the matsus reaches level 200 (aka the max level)! as always, the mementos are in order from oldest to youngest (osomatsu being first and todomatsu being last), and for bonus personal captions, make sure to click on each pic!

You received a gift!
Chibita’s Oden: Oden that Osomatsu frequently gets. It seems he got takeout especially for you.

You received a gift!
Publicity Photo: “Welcome to Karamatsu World” is written on it. Ow.

You received a gift!
Shopping Bag: A paper bag that has Choromatsu’s favorite idol’s face printed on it.

You received a gift!
Canned Cat Food: Canned food for cats. More high-class than dried sardines. As expected, he thinks you’re a cat?

You received a gift!
Dandelion: A flower that was blooming on the side of the road. Looking closely, the root is still there.

You received a gift!
Macarons: Sweets with love from the productive nation. They’re crunchy and delicious.

Vampire ecological survey report: City Guards-  CV: Ono Kensho 

Hyakuya Mikaela

Left Page:

Vampire Annihilation troops member Hyakuya Yuuichiro’s childhood friend, who 4 years ago was turned into a vampire. Although he is of course not a noble, he has the combat capability of a mighty warrior.
Side font next to Mika: Lives off of blood as he seeks to reunite with his <family>.


  • Vampire/Vampire City/Ferid’s attendant.
  • May 1 (Taurus) 16 years old
  • 173 cm (~5.67ft) / 57kg (125.7lbs)
  • Blood type: O Armament (weapon): first class
  • Favorite food: Blood. Overwhelming blood. (Can’t eat curry anymore)

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