transformers: kiss players

Transformers Antagonists
  • G1: The original Megatron. Turns into a portable gun.
  • G2: Original Megatron with a sensible alt-mode and insensible color-scheme.
  • Marvel: Rotating cast of bad-guys.
  • Headmasters: A scorpion's head.
  • Masterforce: The Black Repaint of that scorpion.
  • Victory: The Dinosaur of Death who's also a Kaiju. His boobs are alive.
  • Zone: Cancellation.
  • Kiss Players: The evils within the hearts of humanity. Also Ecchi.
  • Beast Wars: Dinosaur Megatron who says "Yes" a lot.
  • Beast Machines: Dragon Megatron who doesn't say "Yes" enough.
  • Beast Wars II: Galvatron? Unicron?
  • Beast Wars Neo: "Magma"tron.
  • RID: The Megatron who turned into a giant hand.
  • Armada: Antler Megatron.
  • Energon: Boredom.
  • Cybertron: The most powerful incarnation of Megatron.
  • Dreamwave: Shitty business practices.
  • Animated: Helicopter Megatron.
  • War for Cybertron: D-16.
  • Fall of Cybertron: The smear on Metroplex's fist.
  • Rise of the Dark Spark: Disappointment.
  • Shattered Glass: Evil Optimus Prime and Rodimus's evil Spock Goatee.
  • Prime: OG Megatron returns.
  • Alternity: Quality Control.
  • RID-2015: Furry Bait.
  • Bayverse: If there was a giant Transformers-sized motorcycle for the Transformers to ride in this universe then Megatron would consistently ride bitch to all the other villains.
  • Combiner Wars: Needed more Megatron
  • IDW: The complex multifaceted issues in a society. Also Shockwave, he did most of this shit.

lordimperiousdelirious  asked:

Enough of this boring struggle! Delirious Fire!

LORD IMPERIOUS DELIRIOUS, NO! WHY?! Have we not been your loyal servvaaAAAAAAA–

NOOOO AUUUGH THE DELIRIOUS FIRE – THE HORRIBLE VISIONS IT BRINGS – WE SEE – WE SEE SUCH AWFUL THIIIIIIIIIIIINGS–

OH GOD he doesn’t even have a mouth WHY WOULD YOU–

–there WEREN’T EVEN TWO WRECKING BALLS BETWEEN THE VEHICLES how did–

–NOT THE MICROMASTERS ARTWORK how does it even WORK–

–OH GOD NO WHAT WAS EVEN THE POINT OF THIS ITS SO CREEPY AND AWFUL IT JUST–

UUUUUAAAaAaAAAaAAAAAGGGHH SPARE US LORD DELIRIOUS WE WILL SERVE YOU WELL!

Transformers 30 Day Challenge - Day 6 - The Transformers Universe That Never Should Have Been Created

NONE. All Universes deserve the right to function.

I know, I know–This is supposed to be the “Which universe do you like the least?” sort of thing, but the wording hit one of my pet peeves: Just because an artwork/novel/fiction/show/comic/etc. is bad does NOT mean it didn’t have a right to exist, or that it should have never been created. Someone made it, and I’m sure that at least one person enjoyed it–therefore, it was worth existing.

But that’s enough of my soap box.

To keep it Transformers related, I’ll just briefly touch on some of the shows I’ve seen listed and/or seen actual contempt for:

Energon: Never seen it, so I have no opinion. Armada was decent, though.

Beast Machines: I didn’t make it through Beast Machines when it first aired on TV in the 90’s. The drastic change in style, tone and theme from Beast Wars threw me too much when I was younger. I think I made it through two episodes before giving up on it with legitimate disappointment that a show I loved so much could go so far downhill.

I re-watched the series a few years ago as an adult, and I’ve adjusted my opinion. Despite the rocky start, Beast Machines does pick up later in the series into something thoughtful and darker. While not a favorite–it does have a lot to love. Jetstorm is one of my favorite characters from the Transformers Multiverse (So happy when he showed up in TF: Animated) & I loved the twist involving him toward the end of the series. I appreciate Beast Machines more as an adult, and that’s something to be said for it.

I still hate Blackarachnia’s design, though. >_<

And of course, the subjects of the art above:

Kiss Players: I wish I’d read any of this, and/or had a chance to hear the radio dramas, but they’re hard to find. But, from what I’ve read it looks fun despite the controversy I’ve seen on it’s TFWiki entry.

Concerning the first half of the series that seems to tick everyone off: I’ve seen worse in Fanfiction/Fanart. Seriously. From what I understand, Kiss Players is mostly innuendo, and suggestive dialogue and imagery. Again: The fandom’s produced worse and I’ve stumbled across it whether I wanted to or not on more than one occasion.

For the second half, Kiss Players Position: This looks absolutely adorable and I want to read it. o_o *hugs Rosanna* Blaster running a singing team of cute moe human girls and Cassettes!? Yes, please!

The figures: I actually really love the figures for this series. XD I wish they were more common.

And that’s it. Whether I enjoy watching them or not, I really don’t think any of the Universes shouldn’t exist. They are perfectly easy to ignore if you don’t want to see them. :D

dukeofriven  asked:

RE: "Have the Decepticons ever had any human companions?" Were there no Decepticons in the Kiss Players line?

Mercifully, there were not! The closest there came to being an “evil Kiss Player” was…

sigh

…the ghost of a girl who had died when Galvatron’s body crashed into Tokyo, who hung out with the Legion, the monster-robots created when Galvatron’s scattered cells fused with cars. 

Help, Kiss Players happened again

Hey y'all I’m working on more RESCUE BOTS (omg!)  but I got bit by the “expand that Kiss Players thing you posted about earlier” bug, so here we go.  Objectively the worst thing about this is that I now have a kiss players tag.  Now let me tell you about using Kiss Players to break barriers on the depiction of consensual relationships and feminism in media.

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Sneak preview of the new animated straight to video movie adaptation of IDW’s More than meets the eye comic by James Roberts.

Day Six: The Transformers Universe that should Never have been Born

You know, a couple of universes annoy me. I find it harder to enjoy the brashness of Animated or the character of Beast Wars than I do the dramatic darkness of IDW or the good old-fashioned nature of G1. But every one of them has added good things to Transformers as a whole, along with the bad. (Yes, even Bayverse, explosion-haters.) Except one.

Most people have never heard of Transformers: Kiss Players. I’d never heard of it either until one day hitting the ‘Random’ button repeatedly on TFwiki. It was, essentially, the barely-censored version of a terrible fanfic - except it was official, sold material. The premise is that this big rapey tentacle-tongue robot called Legion is on the loose, and so the Transformers must stop him! Except that each transformer must kiss a hypersexualized schoolgirl before they can unlock the potential of their power. Along the way, their adventures include nonstop sexual innuendos, barely-clad schoolgirls on seemingly every page, and Optimus (or Convoy) making disturbing comments about.. yeah. Not even going to go there.

To make things worse, this was not only the main Transformers continuity in Japan for several years, but chronologically happens in their official G1 continuity between Optimus Prime’s death and his resurrection in Five Faces of Darkness. As such, characters like Marissa Faireborn get a barely-less-than-graphic part of the action as well. SO yeah. If I could erase one Transformers Universe from history.. it would be this one.

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Oh Primus. WHY JAPAN?