transformed ditto

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OOC. Welcome to the end of my career

It was inspired from a conversation with @ryxu-bakura and @breedinginstincts

Spark thought a ditto could help Ryou with his thirst but he needed a photo for ditto to transform.

Me, being awake at 3am thought that they meant the second picture. Apparently not they meant the first one.

Thus Settio was born. I wanna fucking die.

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A new set of Ditto transform plushies has been announced at Pokémon center! This new set will feature Ditto Koffing, Jigglyypuff, Snorlax, Magnemite, and Gloom, and will be available for 1 300 yen. A larger plush of Ditto Transform Snorlax reversible plush cushion will also be available, for 3 200 yen.

Along with the plush, will be:
- Espeon and Umbreon drawstring bags for 800 yen each
- Two sets of figures for 300 yen each. Set one will feature Kanto starters, Poliwag, Pikachu each with a Ditto. And set two will feature Gengar, Jigglypuff, Vulpix, Pichu, Raichu each with Ditto again
- A hand towel will also be avalable for 540 yen

Release date is March 25th, 2017 !

ML Pokemon AU
  • Ladybug: I'm fifteen years old. How has nobody beaten me for League Champion?!
  • Jagged Stone: I love ya LB, but I think you're stagnating. You need to go out and have an adventure.
  • Ladybug: Adventure?
  • Jagged: You're still so young!
  • Ladybug: Young!!
  • Jagged: Go out and have youthful experiences!!
  • Ladybug: Yeah!!
  • Jagged: YEEEEEEEEAH!! *guitar riff*
  • Three Months Later:
  • Adrien: Hey Marinette, what do you think? *shows off his Ditto, transformed into him* Is this guy handsome or what?
  • Marinette: *vacant stare*

Ditto!!

That squishy amorphous little blob. It’s kinda funny the number of fan theories out there. Like Ditto were in fact the first terrestrial Pokemon, and thus all Pokemon are descended of them. There’s also the theory that all Ditto are in fact failed clones of Mew (which given Pokedex info and stats similarity, including the fact that both of them are the only Pokemon who know the move “transform” holds some merit for me). 

What I wanted to see was an evolution of Ditto where it would permanently transform into another creature. Let’s call it replicate. And it can only do this after transforming into that creature like 50 times or something like that. 

Bloop.

anonymous asked:

What would aliens think of ditto?

“human i think someone spilled some of that ‘jelly’”

“thats a ditto”

“could you repeat that? i think the translator messed it up”

“its a ditto”

“could you say that without the human metaphor/slang”

“that blob is a ditto”

“its  a what?”

“its a ditto”

*blob transforms in to the alien*

"human what just happened?”

“WELLLLLL, DITTO, which is what this pokémon is called, can transform its cellular structure to look and function like its foes. also it turns to a rock when sleeping”

“wait a second, I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT! it has completely botched my face! i do not have dots as eyes nor- STOP MIMICKING ME”