Folks, please remember that sometimes, as a creator/rights holder, it is better if I DON’T KNOW THINGS. [Tweet].
Fanfic is awesome and amazing and I love it and if you try to tell me about your fanfic, I will shut you down like a Blockbuster Video. [Tweet].
SORRY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY CLEARANCE SALE EVERYTHING MUST GO GOT IT [Tweet].
This also goes for sending me your headcanons/“I think X and my friend thinks Y” questions. [Tweet].
Because death of the author (great concept, look it up) says all your theories are valid, but I am keeper of the canon. [Tweet].
If you say “I think Jack is a lesbian, my friend thinks she’s not,” one of you is about to be told that you’re wrong. [Tweet].
And you know what sucks? Like, really sucks, for both of us? A creator whose work you enjoy saying “sorry, you’re way off base.” [Tweet].
You know what also sucks? You saying “I have a headcanon that Toby is going to become queen” meaning I scrap a planned plotline. [Tweet].
So please. Enjoy fiction! Interact with and transform fiction! But think before you involve the creators. [Tweet].
Sometimes we all have more fun if you let us carry on like happy, oblivious coyotes living on a protected wildlife preserve. [Tweet].
(We are also much less likely to eat your dogs this way.) (This metaphor got away from me.) (Woof.) [Tweet].
How optimistic are you on Grimlock as a commander?