ven being 10-12 years old in KHux is honestly hilarious.
- they gave a ten-year-old the position of union leader
- a ten-year-old is supposed to help lead the world after the keyblade war
- he has an incredibly powerful and difficult to achieve keyblade (it’s level 25ish on proud mode in KHux and over 200 missions/quests)
- the keyblade skews dark and he’s ten and can apparently handle it?
- new developments mean he has the potential to be the traitor which was a meme before BUT MISSING ACHE.
- he’s like, 5′3″ish after puberty how tiny was he pre-puberty??? and they gave him all this power?
- he upsets a grownass man to the point the grownass man is pissed at him centuries later and still ready to fight over it
- somehow gets time traveled centuries, ends up with an evil master training him, said master splits his heart in two which takes away his ability to wield darkness and makes him into a being of pure light
- ven is now a prince(ss) of heart confirmed @nomura make him a prince of heart in the next lineup of new prince(ss) of heart you coward
- on that note, give me a fucking sidegame entirely focused on this and discovering he was a Wonder Child, thanks.
If you’re reading this it’s too late. It was a long tiiime ago in a galaxy far, far away, and these are their stories.
hello... it's me. i'm auditioning for the role of right shark and i'll be singing hotline bling. you’ve heard of rickrolls, now get ready for george glass… with a gun. Young man, I know he ate a cheese / I said, young man, Dan Nicky your JOHN CENA
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we are Straight Outta boc (bread of color) so have a sinnamon snoll (snail roll)!
I’m the untoasted bread discourse and i still get sausage
*reading Putin's mind* wake up chad. listen. those feudal handmaidens are lesbians *closes buzzfeed* #thisgeneration
*freestyles spongebob gothic*
Charlie, Charlie, are you there? [uses hands as microphone] My interests are very singular. *takes a deep breath* I lo-
yes, you love the signs as concepts, we know, you love them so much, especially *takes a closer look at smudged writing on snout* pal gals, psychic ford rail jaundice, and nyan generous evaluation, the first meme of 2015, they’re the light of your life, we KNOW you’re a kid you’re a squid and Dick Cheney can't melt steel beams. WE GET IT
There you are. (raising voice slightly to be heard) oi mate u fancy a cheeky Nando’s?
(at full volume) I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR OLD FACE MAGENTA 1994 JUST FUCK ME UP
*20 minutes into stealing human bones and chill*
What are thoooose?
white and gold minion shoes *trips* *thousands of photos of Tubbs in a Down with Cis shirt eating coleslaw spill out of your pockets* what haha these aren’t- *desperately trying to gather them as more fall out* I’m holding these for someone else I swear!
*shoving breadsticks into purse* I gotta go
okay… that sounds fake but okay
As a lesbian… supporter who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted.
Son of a
You are mean to me you insult me and you dont appreciate anything that i
i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of.
Why you always lyin mmmmmm
You said you found a wallet on the ground with like $1,000 dollars in it. I said bitch where? You said under all those rare Pepes. I said bitch where?
I McFreakin’ lost it!
And quit telling everyone I’m dead!
Buy my silence. Permanently. For $8,000 a month, I will stop.
you gotta. JUST DO IT
YOU SAW GOODY PROCTOR STEAL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS AND DID NOTHING, TRAITOR!
I didn’t get no sleep ‘cause of y’all
how many times must you kink shame me under my own roof? hoe don't do it
Y'ALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!
oh my god. “not all men” you're right. Paul Blart: Mall Cop would never do this.