training of the toad

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wooden walls of this forest church - lost in the trees . meet me in the woods - lord huron . in the devil’s territory - sufjan stevens . flowers grow out of my grave - dead man’s bones . boats and trains - stornoway . a pound of flesh - radical face . don’t go away - toad the wet sprocket . smother - daughter . trees - twenty one pilots . saddest summer - the drums . the woods - hollow coves . come away to the water - maroon 5 ft. rozzi crane . i’m so lonesome i could cry - hurray for the riff raff . there is a light that never goes out - the smiths

*Konohamaru kuchiyose no jutsu*
Me: Oh he is going to do a monkey summon like his grandpa, maybe Enma or another monkey.
*Toad appears*
Me: Oh :/
Also me few secs later: OH MY FUCKING GOD IS A TOAD IS A TOAD FROM MYŌBOKU MOUNTAIN. NARUTO TRAINED KONOHAMARU OMFG

anonymous asked:

In Home is Behind: Jiraiya eventually comes back to Konoha, decides to train Naruto, "Let's contract you with the Toads, kid, just like your dad! It'll be great!" Naruto looks at him funny, "Toads? Really? I'm already contracted with the Snakes, and they're much cooler." Jiraiya facefaults, "WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT CONTRACT FROM!!" Naruto beams, "Kakashi-sensei shared it with my entire team! Neat, huh?"

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Now there is a mind-trip that no one could ever expect. 

Imagine Pevensies at Hogwarts

So imagine that when tiny Hermione Granger walks into that train compartment looking for Neville’s toad, another girl follows her in because as soon as she heard the problem she got up to help. “I’m Susan Pevensie,” she says. When the subject of school houses comes up, she says “My brother Peter is in Gryffindor, but I’m not sure I’d like it.”

Susan is sorted into Ravenclaw, but she and Hermione, the bossy mothering ones, stay friends.

Two years later, Edmund is sorted into Slytherin. Any Gryffindor making nasty comments about Slytherins from that point on finds out that Peter can throw a heck of a punch if it’s called for. Susan worries about him down in that damp dungeon and knits him green sweaters trimmed with silver.

When Harry is in his fourth year, Lucy Pevensie is sorted into Hufflepuff, to her family’s absolute lack of surprise. Harry meets her once or twice, a tiny firstie with flying golden hair and a smile that lights up her whole face, Susan’s sister. (Pretty, gentle Susan with her dark hair and soft smile and patient kindness, the Ravenclaw who’s as ready to help Neville with his homework as Hermione with hers, and he hardly notices Cho Chang at all. Hermione helps him ask Susan to the Yule Ball, and she says yes.) Cedric is a friend of Peter’s, but Harry is a friend of Susan’s and the Pevensies cheer for both Hogwarts champions.

Imagine that after the terrible ending to that year, Harry receives several letters from Peter and from Susan, but that they suddenly stop during the summer. Angry, hurt, frustrated Harry is brought to Grimmauld Place, comforted by Sirius and kept in the dark by the Order, and not long before school starts, all four Pevensie siblings are brought to the house to see him.

And they are all… changed. Harry is so restless that he can hardly endure his own skin, but he is shaken into stillness by the change in them. Peter’s good cheer has vanished into quiet watchfulness, and Lucy’s smiles are all edged with sadness now. Edmund the Slytherin is quiet and haunted, but at peace in a way he has never been before. And Susan hugs him when they meet, but she looks at him as if she hasn’t seen him in so long that she hardly remembers him.

And in a quiet room in a forgotten house, they explain why. They tell the Boy who Lived about another country, inside a wardrobe, where the name everyone feared to utter was that of a Queen, of endless winter and the reality of war, of the years afterwards as Kings and Queens of Narnia, of decades passing and their own world almost forgotten… and then a stag, and an open door, and coming back to a world that didn’t know they were gone.

Imagine Harry believing them implicitly, because he can see the kings and queens looking out from behind young eyes, the way Susan lifts her head as if it still wears a crown, the way Peter’s hand sometimes reaches for a sword hilt that is no longer there, the marks of sorrow and of wisdom on Edmund’s once-petulant face, the way Lucy turns her head to listen for something no-one else can hear.

And imagine how everything changes. Imagine The Boy Who Lived with King Peter the Magnificent teaching him about warfare and leadership, with Queen Susan the Gentle teaching him diplomacy and patience, both truly understanding how it feels to be a child entrusted with the fate of a whole world. Imagine small, valiant Lucy telling him about Aslan, about Mr Tumnus, about sacrifice and love and small kindnesses that change the world.

Imagine Edmund the Just going into the Slytherin common-room when they go back to school, a thin, deep-eyed boy of thirteen with his calm voice that speaks of justice, of peace, with the bearing of a king and deeply personal knowledge of evil and betrayal. Imagine him telling them ‘you are better than this, you are better than He Who Must Not Be Named can ever be’ and believing it.

Imagine a hunt for Horcruxes organized by Narnia’s finest hunters, imagine Susan’s arrows and Peter’s sword against wizards who can dodge a hex but have never had a weapon turned on them before. Imagine Neville Longbottom’s rebellion at Hogwarts aided by Edmund and his Slytherins who have learned that they are worth more than this, imagine Lucy flinging knives and curses against the teachers who would hurt them. Imagine the Slytherins rising up and making the other houses eat their condescending dismissal, once and for all.

Imagine Harry Potter telling Lucy, when it’s all over, “I remembered what you said. That a sacrifice willingly made is different, that it changes everything.” Lucy asking 'did it help?’ and Harry telling her that it did. Because he didn’t want to die, but he could sacrifice himself to save others, to undermine Voldemort’s power in a way he couldn’t understand, and that helped.

Imagine Peter and Susan and Edmund and Lucy coming back not to a mundane world, but to one in desperate need of them, of the knowledge they have, of adult wisdom in friends young enough for Harry Potter to trust. Imagine them rebuilding Wizarding England the way they rebuilt Narnia and understanding 'this is why. We needed to do it there so we could do it here’.

And imagine that they don’t die. Imagine that they live, and prosper, in a world that has enough magic to hold them there, and Susan grows up and wears her lipstick and her short skirts and so, in time, does Lucy. Imagine that Peter is the finest Minister for Magic in centuries and that Edmund is the Head of Slytherin that the House always needed, that Susan can achieve more with a smile in International Magical Cooperation than lesser diplomats can with a week of words and Lucy plays Quidditch and studies magical healing because she never quite got over the loss of her cordial but this, this is close. This is enough.

And imagine that the weight of the world is gently lifted off Harry’s shoulders and he can be just Harry Potter, with his world-saving done, knowing it’s in good hands.

Title: ‘The Curse of Knowing’
Fandom: FFXV
Pairing: IgNoct (Noctis Lucis Caelum x Ignis Scientia)
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 6685
Warnings: Major spoilers, NSFW, heavy angst with a happy ending

Summary: Rather than face the grim reality after the evacuation of Altissia, Noctis calls on Umbra to head back to the past, where he can be with his friends - reliving happier times. But, knowing what the future holds has its consequences, as well as its rewards.  

A/N: Based off a headcanon sent to me by ‘shy anon’, as well as a few of my own. Please enjoy!  



The last few weeks have been the worst few weeks of Noctis’ life. After the Rite of the Covenant, he had woken up and found out that Luna had not made it, and had found out that Ignis had been gravely injured during the evacuation. And that had hurt more than losing Luna had, which he knows he should have more of a heartache, but doesn’t. She was supposed to have been his bride - the woman that he was to spend the rest of his life with. And while her death had been a blow, Ignis losing his eyesight had been far worse. Ignis tells him that he’s fine, but Noctis knows that he’s not. How can he be, when everything that he loves to do can no longer be done with this injury? Which is why, when they arrive at Cartanica, rather than leave the train and head to where there’s supposedly a Royal Arms tomb, he heads straight to the sleeper car, and calls Umbra.

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how you met

Word Count: 656
Request: N/A
Author: Ashlyn
Warnings: N/A
Notes: (y/h) = Your house


Harry
You two actually met in the muggle world. You and your parents lived across the street from the Dursleys and Harry for many years. Your mother was a very talented pureblood witch while your father was a muggle, and wanting to keep you safe, they moved to the muggle world, where you and Harry met when you were both very young. You two never really talked, with the exception of seeing eachother at the playground every so often. But, you both got to know eachother extremely well after running into eachother on Platform 9 ¾ and sitting with eachother on the train.

Ron
You two met in Ron’s second year (see first preference) while you were heading to (y/h) common room and Ron ran straight into you, while him and Harry were heading to the girls’ lavatory with Crabbe and Goyle’s hairs. Ron ended up knocking you on the ground, but made sure to help you up, mumbling a quick apologie, before rushing off with Harry. You definitely made sure to talk to him the next morning at breakfast.

Draco
You had always heard stories about the infamous Draco Malfoy, but you two never formaly met until third year, when Draco got scratched by Buckbeak. Later that day, you had brought his books to him and planned to leave right afterwards, but ended up in a long conversation with Draco. That was the start of a beautiful friendship.

Fred
You and Fred met when you were a first year and Fred was in his second. Him and George wanted to scare the hell out of an unsuspecting first year. Of course, as soon as you felt Fred scream and grab your shoulders, you turned around and knocked him out. You felt awful and visited him in the Hospital Wing everyday while his nose healed, and, eventually, he got the courage to ask you out.

George
You and George met right after he had gone through a bad breakup with Angelina Johnson. It was fourth year and he and Angelina were only together a few weeks when he caught her making out with some random Gryffindor. You had been on your way back to the (y/h) common room when you heard sobbing. Being the kind-hearted person you are, you went to go comfort the person and was frankly shocked to find the one and only, George Weasley. You sat with him for hours until he has calmed down and was sure he wouldn’t break down again.

Neville
You and Neville met on the train in first year while he was looking for his toad, Trevor, and you were looking for your pygmy puff. You two bumped heads and agreed to help the other search for their beloved pet. After your searches succeeded, you two sat with each other for the remainder of the train ride.

Seamus
You and Seamus met in second year in Herbology. You had been standing on the other side of Neville, so when he fainted, you and Seamus made immediate eye contact. Some could say it was love at first sight, and you and Seamus tried to talks to you for the rest of the class, even though you were very shy.

Oliver
When you and Oliver met, you were actually dating Marcus Flint, who, in all honesty, did not treat you well. You never told anyone about the abuse he inflicted on you though, because you thought you loved him. But Oliver had come across Marcus abusing you and saved you. From that day on, Oliver was always by your side and always made sure Marcus never bothered you.
(A/N I don’t think Marcus would be like this at all)

Marcus
(I don’t know much about him so bare with me)
You always thought Marcus was an asshole, that was until he carried you to the Hospital Wing after you had slipped and twisted your ankle. He visited you everyday while you were in the hospital, and escorted you to every class after you were released.

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Originally posted by travisdermott


  During the Leafs road trip, Toad took the time to train me so I could get the idea what expected from me because I already know the massage part. Right now I only work when the guys have a practice and morning skates but only for the next two weeks then I’ll be working well they are playing. Apparently, I am supposed to be taking Toads position by the start of next season because something about retiring and moving away. Not gonna lie I am kind of scared but excited.

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thejikookfamily  asked:

UMMMM HELLO???? THIS IS THE LOVE TRAIN AND I'M HERE TO DELIVER A MESSAGE FROM A TOAD NAMED UPAMA. SHE SAYS THAT SHE LOVES YOU VERY MUCH AND THINKS YOU SHOULD FOREVER BE HAPPY AND CONTINUE TO BLESS TUMBLR WITH YOUR FACE. K THANKS!! 💘💓💕💖💝💞💟💗

LSKDJFN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY ANGEL 

  • plot twist: Realityland
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  • plot twist: The Dishevelled Dans
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Lost Toad- Albus Severus imagine

Request: Can I have a next generation hp one shot ? If I can can it be with Albus Severus and me being Neville and Luna’s daughter and being odd and awesome,believing in odd creatures like Luna but I have a toad and it gets lost on the train and I go to ask if he has seen it and my toad is there and I’m wearing a teddy bear hat or something and glasses and I see him on Albus’s head and go to catch him but end up missing and falling on the floor laughing and u choose how it ends?thanks! I love ur work <3

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You crouched along the narrow aisles of the train cars, looking up and down for your lost toad. Your hair was kept out of your face by your bear hat. You pushed your glasses back up the bridge of your nose as you stumbled slightly.

“Nargles…tripping me again!” You sighed and shook your head. You got into the next section of the train, and knocked on the glass. The occupants looked up at the same time. One of the girls opened the sliding door.

“Hello…?” The girl was unsure about you. You didn’t mind.

“Have you seen a toad by chance? I’ve lost mine.” You blushed slightly.

“You mean this one?” A younger boy pointed to another boy’s head. The black haired boy’s eyes were directed to the top of his head. There, your toad rested, daring you to grab him.

“Yes!” You exclaimed. The girl stepped aside, letting you pass. “Come here you.” You jumped onto the seat, reaching your hands out to grab the run-away toad.

“Oi!” The boy yelped when you missed.

“Sorry.” You smiled guiltily. The toad hopped over your head. When you turned around, you slipped. Your legs fell from under you and you collapsed to the ground with a loud thud.

“Are you alright?” The boy asked, grabbing your hands and helping you lift yourself from the ground.

“I’m fine.”

“What’s your name?” He inquired, holding out your toad to you. You laughed victoriously, trapping the toad in your shirt pocket.

“I’m Y/N Longbottom.”

“Oh! My father told us about your mum and dad. I’m Albus Severus Potter.” The boy replied with a smile. You shook his out stretched hand.

“I’ve heard about yours.” You smiled back.

“It was nice meeting you, Y/N. Keep track of your toad.” He laughed.

“You too. And I will. Silly thing.” You hummed, walking out of the compartment. You hoped to see Albus again soon.

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Thanks for requesting!

ok lets talk about the otp with supernatural beings bc hALLOWEEN IS COMING

  • “(im a vampire and) i apologize i don’t mean to be rude but you’re leaking from your pad/tampon and you haven’t noticed yet (because it hasn’t had the chance to but i can smell it and i know this is gross and i dont wanna suck your tampon or whatever bc wtf) but im giving you a heads up bc i don’t want you to get embarrassed especially since we are in public”
  • “we are both ghosts that are in the same house and we are territorial over it and for almost 100 years we tried to kick eachother out but we are both too stubborn to leave so we just sucked it up and accepted it until a big family moves in and they are annoying af and we are two bored and fed up ghosts so we try to scare them away and its actually hilarious at first and its the most fun we’ve had in years (the spirit board wAS THE BEST ONE i mean they were just screaming to get fucked with) and i think we are starting to like eachother now but oh shit they are bringing in priests??? dude we aren’t demons pls dont try to vanquish us???????”
  • ANYTHING HALLOWEEN TOWN TBH LIKE GUYS JUST THE OTP IN HALLOWEEN TOWN. DO WITH THAT WHAT YOU WILL.
  • “im a witch (in training) and i accidentally turned my prom date into a toad and now im sitting in my house with all my books out trying to turn him back and iM MISSING PROM and if my parents find out i used magic even by accident i would be so grounded and you’re my annoying neighbor that is a warlock and i know you know so much more than i do on this since you’re out of training and i rlly need your help and i dont want to ask it bc you will hold it against me forever but im desperate so im going to call you and i know ill regret this later but i need my prom date to not be a toad so ill deal with it”
  • “im a werewolf with anger management issues and you’re my psychiatrist (who still has no idea what i am) and i rlly hated these sessions at first but then i realized i started liking you and i know you feel the same or atleast are willing to fuck me bc i can smell your arousal and its really fucking hot”
  • “im a 400 year old vampire who is too afraid to ask you on a date so im trying to impress you with my historical facts (bc i obviously lived it) while in the museum but i don’t seem to be getting much anywhere and im rlly nervous bc youre rlly beautiful and yeah i know this whole forbidden love shit with the whole immortal and human thing but dating is harmless right?? and besides im not gonna rip your throat out from the thirst of your blood this isn’t twilight im offended at the shit in that movie who the fuck shimmers??? i cant even talk about that abomination but i can control myself im not an animal i’ve been around for hundreds of years- and yet im still terrified to ask you on a date.. im a pathetic vampire just love me pls im lonely and dead inside. literally.”