Personal trainer: Put your hand in my bum.
Me: I’m sorry?
Personal trainer: OK, maybe not in my bum, obviously. Just put your hand on my bum-cheek as I demonstrate this move I want you to do. I want you to feel the exact glute muscles in my bum that I want you to work out today.
Me, outwardly: Um… do I have to put my hand on your bum?
Me, inwardly: AWWWWWW YEEEEAAAAHHHH this is SOOOOO going in that Gym!AU Carver/Merrill fanfic I’m writing :-D