I’m having a slightly weird day and feeling emotional and conflicted, and tomorrow I get to see the ocean again which as you all know is basically my favorite thing on earth. So I’ll either get some profound clarity from the waves or be an even bigger emotional train wreck. So there’s that.
Paraphrased movie: panda works at anoodle shop with adoptive father, Forest Gump’s his way into his dream, *pathetic, off-key Eye of the Tiger in the background*, Five-man-band gets their collective asses handed to them after the Bad Guy escapes from the Impenetrable Prison™, Panda goes through Special training, Emotional Mentor-Bad Guy moment, the panda Noob pwns the Bad Guy by using one move briefly mentioned earlier in the movie. The Panda has earned the respect of coworkers and villagers.