traffic analysis

I know this is going to sound random, but I’m going to type it out anyway. So, if Ed, Edd, and Eddy were traffic light colors, their personalities would line up pretty well with the main colors of their clothes. Ed wore a green coat, and he was already ready to go. Most of the time he would jump head first into whatever nonsense they were up to on any given day without a second thought. Eddy wore a yellow shirt. He followed the philosophy of the yellow light not in that he was any slower to get into trouble than Ed, but that he was moving even faster to try and reach his goals before he was forced to stop. Poor Edd was the red light in that he tried to pump the brakes on most of the nonsense that his friends would get him into. Unfortunately Mr. Yellow Light was usually moving so quickly that their momentum could not be stopped. I’m sure Edd would agree that this is the main reason that so many of their adventures resulted in proverbial traffic wrecks.