Did you hear the good news, JD? I'm Irish Catholic now. Like you, Regis and the Pope.
Oh, no you're not. The church already has enough lawsuits.
See, I can screw up now and just go to confession. No longer do I have to do my parties in international waters.
That's not how it works, Tracey. Even though there is the whole confession thing, there's no free pass. Because there is a crushing guilt that comes with being a Catholic. Whether things are good or bad or you're simply eating tacos in the park, there is always a crushing guilt.