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High over the circle sea Rincewind was feeling like a bit of an idiot.


This happens to everyone sooner or later.


For example, in a tavern someone jogs your elbow and you turn around quickly and give a mouthful of abuse to, you become slowly aware, the belt buckle of a man who, it turns out, was probably hewn rather than born.


Or a little car runs into the back of yours and you rush out to show a bunch of fives t  the driver who, it becomes apparent as he goes on unfolding more body like some horrible conjuring trick, must have been sitting on the back seat.


Or you might be leading your mutinous colleagues to the captain’s cabin and you hammer on the door and he sticks his great head out with a cutlass in either hand and you say ‘We’re taking over the ship, you scum, and the lads are right with me!’ and he says 'What lads?’ and you suddenly feel a great emptiness behind you and you say 'Um…’


In other words, it’s the familiar hot sinking feeling experienced by everyone who has let the waves of their own anger throw them far up on the beach of retribution, leaving them, in the poetic language of the everyday, up shit creek.

—  Sourcery by Terry Pratchett