Ewelein: Well, try to impress me with your facts about the person.
Gardienne: The average human body contains enough sulphur to kill all fleas on an average dog, carbon to make 900 pencils; potassium to fire a toy cannon, fat to make 7 bars of soap; enough water to fill a barrel of 50 liters.
Ezarel: *took a little knife*
Ezarel: In this case, you’re not as useless as I thought~
Fred Mascherino has announced that he will be going out on a solo tour with Scott Reynolds and Toy Cannons. You can check out the tour dates below:
Friday, August 3: Comet Ping Pong, Washington DC Saturday, August 4: Mojo Main, Newark, DE Sunday, August 5: Kung Fu Necktie, Philadelphia Tuesday, August 7: Middle East, Cambridge MA Friday, August 10: Don Pedro, Brooklyn Saturday, August 11: Reverb, Reading, PA
*There will also be additional bands on most nights