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Gardienne: I know a bit about medicine!

Ewelein: Well, try to impress me with your facts about the person.

Gardienne: Hmm…

Gardienne:  The average human body contains enough sulphur to kill all fleas on an average dog, carbon to make 900 pencils; potassium to fire a toy cannon, fat to make 7 bars of soap; enough water to fill a barrel of 50 liters.

Ezarel: *took a little knife*

Ezarel: In this case, you’re not as useless as I thought~

Fred Mascherino Announces Solo U.S. Tour

Fred Mascherino has announced that he will be going out on a solo tour with Scott Reynolds and Toy Cannons. You can check out the tour dates below:

Friday, August 3: Comet Ping Pong, Washington DC
Saturday, August 4: Mojo Main, Newark, DE
Sunday, August 5: Kung Fu Necktie, Philadelphia
Tuesday, August 7: Middle East, Cambridge MA
Friday, August 10: Don Pedro, Brooklyn
Saturday, August 11: Reverb, Reading, PA

*There will also be additional bands on most nights