videos of small animals making a fool of themselves tagged "AHAHA same," clumsy selfies of him and Amy making silly faces, hipster aesthetics ruined by enthusiastic and not at all restrained comments like COOOL I LOVE BOW TIES, tries to help out anons as much as he can but worries about them all the time, dance music and colourful toys
hot selfies and silly selfies that are somehow still hot, sunset wild hair aesthetics, a surprisingly fervent passion for second-rate sci-fi, nail polish tutorials, occasionally mentions her various jobs offhand and confuses all her followers, super stylish minimalist theme with a splash of gif colour here and there
instagram pictures of travelling, helpful text posts about how to look after yourself in tough situations "with love from a trained nurse", reblogs all of Amy's selfies with increasingly amazed 'i cant Believe i get to be with you' tags, occasionally reblogs 11 and Amy's conversations and reminds them both to turn off their capslock
curly hair positivity, photos of her standing on the Great Wall of China like 'i had the afternoon off so', archaeology blogging, space blogging, lowkey passionate about everything blogging, got that aggressively pan aesthetic like "i am a very queer woman so FIGHT ME"
"raise your hand if you are short and bi and here to fight", highkey literature nerd queen, secretly loves the Beatles but is too feminist not to criticise their behaviour, gets into fights about the historical legitimacy of Robin Hood, pretty minimalist floral theme with impressively organised tags, gay for Jane Austen, just wants to talk about ancient philosophy to anyone who will listen
angry scot pride, sad pictures of misty moors, caffeine blogging, long rants about everything up to and including; banter, sword fighting, having to babysit small children, his friend's boyfriend who SUCKS, and people not paying attention to him. Moonlights as an absurdist "do you ever think about your kidneys, i mean REALLY think about them" shitposter. Reblogs Clara's occasional book and tea selfies with weird ambiguous comments like "you have enormous eyes" and "what's your nose even DOING" and "ok", mainly just messages her like "MUSHROOMS" and she's like "doctor my ask says you sent me this at 3am what is actually wrong with u". One time made a post which was just clara's name written out twenty one times
would shitpost from a shitposting jail if it had wifi, vagueblogs like "it's such a shame that some people don't know how to forgive even when u apologised three times for straight up murdering their friends", stalks Clara's blog and sends her little black heart emojis, messages 12 like "SEND ME NUDES", still thinks rick-rolling is fucking priceless
"doctor i know it's you sending the 'u stink' messages please stop it's getting embarrassing"