toxic music video

The Signs As Iconic Moments In Britney Spears' Career

Aries: Britney’s 2007 Gimme More performance / The phrase “It’s Britney, bitch”

Taurus: Britney dyes her hair brown/black

Gemini: Britney’s “Toxic” music video

Cancer: Britney trips on broken pavement and almost drops her baby, Sean Preston

Leo: “I’m A Slave 4 U” performance with a snake at the 2001 VMA’s

Virgo: Madonna and Britney kiss at 2003 VMA’s

Libra: Britney spontaneous 55-hour marriage that took place in Las Vegas, NV

Scorpio: Britney wears no panties while partying with Paris Hilton

Sagittarius: “…Baby One More Time” music video is released

Capricorn: Britney’s highly anticipated and successful comeback

Aquarius: Britney drives all night, shaves her head and gets tattooed

Pisces: Britney gets taken in an ambulance to Mount Cedar-Sinai Hospital after locking herself with her son in bathroom and refusing to come out and admitted into psychiatric ward shortly after


blast from the past whoa!

Dirty Talk Masterlist

Beg For It - hellahowlter

Summary: Teasing Phil with a begging Dan.

Big Mistake - analester

Summary: Phil gets Viagra for his birthday as a joke but accidentally takes it as vitamins.

Countless Static Lullabies - theaterkidlester

Summary: Dan was just a fan of a YouTuber when he got off to Phil’s Toxic music video. A few months later, he goes to Phil’s parents house for the first time as a friend, and things get a little steamy as he confesses just how he felt about Phil’s Toxic music video.

Drugs Not Pugs - sexuallyambiguousnrrd

Summary: Dan and Phil getting high while phil is wearing his pugs not drugs sweater.

Goodbye Vanilla - hellahowlter

Summary: Dan is trying to guess Phil’s kink. Once he reveals his kink, Dan teases Phil about it and Phil gets fed up with it. Smut ensues.

Home - fairlylocalphan

Summary: Dan gets really turned while they are shopping, not being able to go home yet, they whisper dirty things to each other until they  go home and then… you know.

My Hot New Neighbor - duckmcduckpants

Summary: Phil just moved into a flat in a nice quiet area of London and has finally gotten settled. But then he starts to notice that many days, his hot neighbor, who looks to be around 18, likes to dance around in his underwear.

Oh Trespass Sweetly Urged - hearteyeshowell

Summary: Dan tries a new kind of dirty talk.

Operator - versacephan

Summary: Phil is a gay sex phone operator and curious teen Dan becomes one of his regulars.

Sex For Homework - uglylester

Summary: Dan is failing English Language. His teacher gives him an extra credit opportunity.

Shorts - analester

Summary: Dan has seen Phil in shorts countless amount of times. Really, he has. And for the most part, it didn’t really affect him in any way. He’s seen Phil in boxers, hell, he’s seen Phil naked and hard, so why the hell is it starting to get to him now?

Shower Adventures - goddesshowell

Summary: Inspired by their Sims4 video (#6 Dil Gets Steamy) where Dan makes a comment about Phil liking watching himself in the mirror.

Talk to Me - mermaidstailonmyface

Summary: Phone sex with a lot of dirty talk.

Tattoos And Flowers - steampunkhowell

Summary: Pastel!Dan works at a flower shop, punk!Phil in a tattoo shop next door. They like each other, blah blah, they end up fucking.

Temptations (ao3) - ramonaspeaks

Summary: Dan and Phil make a baking video and start discussing what they’re like in bed.

The Slap - congratullamas

Summary: It takes a lot of trust to allow your boyfriend to hit you round the face, but even more trust for him to not out your relationship. It’s not Dan’s fault that Phil’s a kinky bastard.

Zenith and Nadir - sexuallyambiguousnrrd

Summary: Cute Short 5'3 Dan doesn’t wear anything but a big knee length t shirt to bed. His uni roommate Phil is 6'3 and Dan things he is a jerk because he refuses to help him get stuff off their high shelves, little does he know it’s because Phil knows the higher he reaches up the more his shirt raises at the back which means more of his cute bare butt he gets to see