A particularly erotic shot of Towerz helps us ring in our very first Towerz Tuesday. Each Tuesday we’ll celebrate with a different cap of our favorite always-silent-magical-candy-stealing-negro, Towerz.

Here he is, thinking pretty hard about getting down in a statutory way with all 4 feet and 3 inches of Liberty Van Zandt’s nerdy tenth grade ass. Or is he fantasizing about Sean? 2 Canadian bad boys stealing candy beneath the sheets? Mmmm, throw in a side of Jay Hogart and sign me up.