Does anyone else think that the reason that Towerz disappeared is because he ran off and eloped with Kendra Mason? Makes perfect sense. He does have a thing for smart chicks and they both vanished into the black hole at the same time.
A particularly erotic shot of Towerz helps us ring in our very first Towerz Tuesday. Each Tuesday we’ll celebrate with a different cap of our favorite always-silent-magical-candy-stealing-negro, Towerz.
Here he is, thinking pretty hard about getting down in a statutory way with all 4 feet and 3 inches of Liberty Van Zandt’s nerdy tenth grade ass. Or is he fantasizing about Sean? 2 Canadian bad boys stealing candy beneath the sheets? Mmmm, throw in a side of Jay Hogart and sign me up.