towed away

Y'all we might actually have a Tom drought, like a serious one this time. He might be off social media for a bit after the stunt he just pulled 😂

He might be towed away to some top secret PR/media training camp to get his life right before the real promos😂💀 or Haz might lie and take the L for his boy(friend)

But all jokes aside… He gone be in trouble 😳👀

Either the Rowdy 3’s van gets impounded by the CIA for evidence, or it gets left by the side of the road and eventually towed away for scrap metal after the local authorities assume that it’s been abandoned. But then they steal another van during the breakout and it’s not the same, it’s not their baby, but it’s a fresh new start. It’s their home sweet home and the newest member of their little family, and they can’t wait to get back on the road once they’ve finished laying low in the deserted cabin that Farah organized.

They come out one morning, yawning and bleary-eyed, only to find that there’s no longer an intimidating black CIA van parked outside.

There’s Dirk Gently with a pile of empty spray cans at his feet, looking proudly at their new Mystery Machine.

SWCV in LA fanacct

OKAY so to start off, before we even got to the venue my friend @silverznight and I were both Idiots and neither of us brought cash with us so we were struggling trying to find parking and the lady was like “it’s 20 dollars and we only take cash”. So we were both trying to scrounge together 20 dollars in ones and a shitload of cents. This took us like a hour btw we were driving around everywhere trying to find a place to park (we parked in a tow away zone at one point bcuz I was Stupid and thought that No Parking Sat-Mon meant sunday was okay) 

ANYWAYS OKAY AT THE VENUE there was no line??? Outside?? It was just a giant mob of people all standing and sitting around kinda hanging out. I got to meet @leejinklies and @sluthyun and they’re both great amazing beautiful funny people and I hope they enjoyed themselves just as much as I did. 

SO THE CONCERT. BOYYYYY. I don’t even…………….. know what to say. They’re all beautiful??? Like drop dread punch me in the face and light me on fire beautiful??? Holy crud. Seeing those choreographies in person literally gave me wings and let me ascend to heaven. Also… Taemin.. that boy.. seeing him dance in person was Holy Shit Amazing he is SOOO GOOD I COULD BARELY TAKE MY EYES AWAY FROM HIM when he was dancing he moves so smoothly but then sharp and his stage presence and charisma when he’s focused is out of this world. 

But okay omg this might get a bit disjointed I’ll list the things I remember in bullet points for further reference

  • During one of the songs when Taemin was dancing in the front he started to do the wing pose from Danger. Also!! He was super happy and playful today!! Smiling a lot and dancing around the stage and having a good time it was so nice to see
  • Okay during one of the talk segments when Key and Minho left to change, Taemin was wearing this oversized orange-red jacket and Jonghyun said he looked like a firefighter or that he’d come with the fire department
  • Taemin responded with “I want to fire you guys up” in english and then got shy
  • Also Taemin was all “I want to try something” and “I want to do what Key does” and then turned around and said something like “I can’t face you I’m shy” and he had his hood pulled up and he stood with his back to us and was super shy and nervous and adorable!! And then he shouted something like “Are you guys having fun tonight” and turned around and then covered his face and stood with his head down for a while because he was embarrassed it was honestly the most adorable thing
  • When Key came back to the stage he immediately asked “so what were you talking about” and he kinda looked at Taemin and Taemin went “I’m sorry”
  • Then he just kinda went like “why you hurry here” and then Minho was taking a while so he said something like “Key where your friend minho?” and i DIED HE IS SO OOOOO CUTE
  • Key laughed at him and hit him on the shoulder
  • Also Jonghyun threw a piece of paper at Taem and it hit him in the face and Jjong immediately laughed and went and wrapped him in a hug they love each other SO MUCH I CANT BELIEVE
  • Minho was speaking so much english!!!! Like really he spoke maybe 90% english?? When he was with Key while the others were changing he spoke entirely in english and he’s so good at it?? He was keeping up the conversation and being really funny and cute
  • He talked about how he watched a basketball game and imitated dribbling and shooting a ball
  • He also said that the Lakers were his favorite and talked again about the game he watched and how it wasn’t the Lakers but it was still fun. He said something like “but we lost the game” and then pouted and everyone went “awww”
  • Key talked about how he went to Santa Monica and how they all ate Inn n Out and how they really like that LOL
  • Then they got to talking about Lalaland and Key was saying how he really really likes that movie and Ming was agreeing and then fans started chanting at Key to “sing it” and he got flustered and caught off guard. He was like “I don’t know the lyrics” and tried to get out of it but Minho was like “They said sing it” so he did!!! He sang a bit of the song he knew, and then I think he was trying to remember the lyrics to another song?? And it really confused him and stumped him he had to pause and keep asking himself “what is it I know it starts with xx” and he was kinda mumbling to himself. Minho ended up asking him “are you okay? No but really, are you okay?” I LOVE THEM
  • Also… minho…. the dab king.. he started to dab again during one of the talk segments and he tried to get everyone else to join him. Key ended up posing with him but it looked really weird LMAO. They posed together and held it and then Taemin went in between them and posed too but he didn’t do a dab pose. Taemin was like “Key! Power ranger pose!” in english and Key was like “Oh yeah that movie looks good too everyone dont forget to go see it”. And ot5 started doing random weird “power ranger” poses together and Taemin was like “power rangers… are five?” and Key said yes and then told Taemin “Don’t say we’re five” basically at the same time Taemin said exactly that LOL
  • Jinki was relatively quiet today but his smile is BLINDING and whenever he did speak it was to basically melt my heart with his cute words of thanks
  • Minkey friggin SLAYED their dance solos holy craaap they did so good
  • Jongyu stared at each other for a prolonged amount of time during the end of their duet stage and can I just say that stage was probably one of the most beautiful stages I’ve ever seen
  • During Ready Or Not they were all going Hard except taem he wasn’t spinning but the rest of them were goin at it it was so much fun
  • OKAY SHIT TAEMIN’S SOLO…..GOODBYE……oohhhhh my god idk what to even say to properly put in words what that was like but Got Damn can that boy dance. He is absolutely captivating his dancing is an art
  • Jongtae did this weird butt wiggle dance thing during Savior. Taemin started it and was doing it at Jjong and then Jjong saw him and did it with him and taem did the Eyebrow™ thing and smiled
  • Jinki’s voice can literally send people to heaven i saw at least 4 souls ascending tonight
  • The events were cute they didn’t really go off that well but they were still fun and the members got to see the banners so it was worth!!
  • They all promised to come back and Taemin was like “we’ll come back soon” and then paused and added “..maybe”
  • Jongho were really active with the fans and they kept going right up to the front and singing and dancing and pointing straight into a few of the fan’s phones when they were recording. Ming waved up at the second floor a Lot he really made sure to include everyone and he just smiled the whole night basically he has the Best smile on this planet
  • Also at the end Jonghyun was saying how “you guys do this a lot” and then he kissed his hand and flung it out towards the fans and made a “mwah” sound and he kept doing it and it was so so cute and adorable
  • Okay also at one point Jinki was handing Taemin his water bottle and I dont think Taemin was expecting it because he kinda looked at it funny but then he took it and Jinki stepped closer and adjusted his hood on his head it was so falsngalsdg adorable omg 
  • I could go on gushing about them but holy shit I screamed so much and I wish the night never ended and I really hope they come back sometime and I’ll never ever stan another group like SHINee they’re forever engraved in my heart now

“Just wondering if you have any hospital aus?? Thank you~” (submitted by froshoyo)

  • “If you put that needle in my arm, you’ll be losing much more than your medical license, my friend” AU
  • “I’m not leaving this waiting room until I know EXACTLY where you purchased that piece of art hanging on the wall - it calms my partner” AU
  • “I am a surgeon, but I cannot perform under these conditions - not with who’s on the table right now” AU
  • “I didn’t know I was allergic to coconut oil until I went to this one strip club and now look at me - in the emergency room of a hospital on the night of my bachelor/bachelorette party” AU 
  • “I don’t care if it was an emergency - you cannot park your car in the tow away zone, regardless of any heart attack that may or may not occur. Oh, your uh, spouse is in labor? Still can’t park here, sorry” AU 
  • “You may think that my piercings and tattoos would interfere with my medical career, but you’d be surprised by my capabilities” AU 
  • “So, you’re saying that mismatched socks are against hospital dress code? Is this a dictatorship or something???” AU
  • “I keep falling asleep between operations because I’m binge watching House - it’s purely for educational purposes” AU
  • “I’ve cut my hair short for hygienic purposes but now all the elderly patients are asking me if I’m going through a phase or if I’m gay” AU
  • “Working in the experimental area of the hospital has its merits - but then again, I’m fairly certain that other departments don’t have random outbreaks of deadly diseases or go into lockdown periodically. Honestly, you don’t know how many book club meetings I’ve had to do over Skype because someone opened a tube of small pox again” AU
please imagine nico in heelies
  • the stolls get them for him as a joke: they’re pure black with silver wheels
  • they show him how to use them because they think he’ll fall over and it’ll be funny
  • HAHAHA NOPE he’s suddenly the most graceful thing in camp and it’s freaking awesome
  • everyone thinks he’s been cursed or something but no it’s just his goddamn shoes
  • cue several days of just swishing around camp and nobody can get him to stop
  • it’s funny at first but then it gets seriously stressful because he was quiet enough before and now he just glides past you without a sound 
  • they try sending him to camp jupiter for a bit to see if anyone there can talk sense into him
  • it backfires horribly because it turns out long flat roads are perfect and suddenly togas and heelies are a fashion statement
  • eventually will needs him in the infirmary for another checkup
  • nico begins to swish away and will just grabs the back of his jacket and tows him away to the infirmary
  • the next day the heelies get confiscated because apparently they’re a health hazard doctor’s orders 
  • the entire camp breathes a sigh of relief
  • meanwhile in camp jupiter they’ve moved on from heelies and there’s full roller derby on a friday night bring your own snacks
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Request for beautiful-and-strange

Imagine getting drinks with Dodds.

It didn’t happen often but Dodds would call you about a half hour after your work day to ask if you’d like to get a drink.

You two had met by coincidence one night. You were sitting at the bar ignoring all advances and focusing on the television above. Dodds took a seat next to you with all intentions of leaving you be and getting some alcohol in his system to help forget the day’s events. The tv blared on about the case SVU solved earlier that day. He saw himself towing away the suspect into the cop car. When you turned away to signal the bartender, you recognized Dodds from the news report.

What caught his interest about you was when you told him you were sorry that he had to go through all that. And the rest was history.

You exchanged phone numbers and he was always the one to call you.

Tonight was similar except you had inadvertently gotten involved with the SVU. Your neighbor was the victim and you wanted to help in any way. You were called to the stand but the defense took every chance they could get to make you snap or mess up. To your credit, you didn’t. But you did cry in anger and frustration. How could anyone be so cruel?

“Drinks are on me tonight,” Dodds calmly stated as he sat beside you at the bar. “It’s the least I can do for you.”

“Then you’re behind three,” The bartender placed another one before you as you swiftly grabbed it and swallowed it. “Four shots now.”

Dodds gave a grim smile and told the barkeep what he wanted to drink. “I’ll be sure to catch up.”

A heavy but comfortable silence fell on the two of you. You weren’t sure what to say or start. 

“How do you do this? Everyday, I mean. Being forced to listen to testimonies, and the defense just shredding good people apart. People who didn’t do anything wrong.” Tears started welling up in your eyes. “I don’t understand how people do that for a living? Defending murderers and rapists and-”

“Stop, stop!” Dodds grabbed one of your hands. “You can’t keep thinking like this. If you do,” He paused, reaffirming his grip on your hand, “You’ll never stop.”

“So what do I do?”

“Once I buy you another drink, you’ll go home and talk to someone you love. At least, that’s what I was told to do when I was in your position once.”

You looked up, a stray tear falling down your reddening face. “And if I was to say that I would call you when I got home?”

“I’ll be there to pick up. Anytime.”

Today my car died in the middle of the road as I was driving to a mechanic to get the battery checked. While I was stopped a man in a black sedan pulled over to take a look at my car. He told me that it looked like the alternator wasn’t charging the battery so a simple jump start wouldn’t help. He said I would need to get it towed and then drove away. As I was on the phone with roadside assistance a tow truck drove past me, already towing a car, and offered me help. She called dispatch, gave me a card, and was on her way. Moments after calling the tow service an officer in a truck passed me and rolled down his window, asking if I needed help. I assured him I was getting a truck to give me a tow and just after he left the tow truck came by to pick me up and tow my car to my mechanic. My car is getting repaired and I’m home safe. #WhitePrivilege
Stow Away

@callusimmortal

The slave had managed to stow away on a boat. He had effectively escaped his master, even if it was with a collar and part of a broken leash clamped to his neck, and a thin, ragged tunic being all that covered his form.

Carefully, the stow away tipped towed through the lower deck of the boat. He found a crevice to hide in, behind some barrels and such. He’d often to find the food and such, seeing as how he didn’t know how long the ship was to be at sea. The ship rocked as it sailed from the port, and Sam sighed in relief. He was free of that cruel master who had left marks all over his form.

Even if he was caught, whatever punishment he’d face was better than living as an object for the rest of his days.

Slowly, he fell asleep, curled in a turned over box behind the barrels. The sun barely came in through cracks in the wood, but the sound of footsteps made him stir.

So yesterday I was in the library and this girl decided that the silent reading room was a great place for a photoshoot, so she waltzes in all dolled up with her professional photographer in tow and starts snapping away, and this goes on for about fifteen minutes while everyone who’s there to do actual work watches in complete silence, WTFing all over the place–but then I accidentally made eye contact with the guy sitting across from me and after a short but valiant struggle to keep quiet we both busted out laughing and long story short she was so embarrassed she left