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“That’s what you are, a bee charmer.”

Towanda Type Rage

I found the page about Fried Green Tomatoes on Good Reads and wrote a long rant directed at other people who cannot seem to comprehend multiple things

1) Idgie was a lesbian who had a crush on Ruth and slept with Eva Bates.

2) Idgie was not Ninny.

3) Ninny was separate person with her own personality who was naive and fell for Idgie’s tall tales all the time. She married Idgie’s brother Cleo. Cleo was a chiropractor. They had a mentally retarded son named Albert.

4) Idgie was alive when Ninny died.

5) Ruth could be bisexual and that is why she liked Buddy. She could be biromantic or homoromantic, but asexual. She could be biromantic and homosexual.

6) Idgie’s parents accepted her. Ruth didn’t want a relationship with Idgie because she was scared but later knew if she went back to Whistlestop the people there would accept her.

7) People’s lack of reading skills is why we can’t have nice things.

anonymous asked:

How did you feel about the TD Jakes counseling session they had?

In my opinion Bishop T.D. Jakes told them nothing but the truth. However nothing is going to change because Towanda is negative, bitter, and condescending. She always says “Jealousy wasn’t in our vocabulary growing up”. Just because you refuse to acknowledge something doesn’t mean it’s not there. 

Ha!  You’ll have to fill me in when you find it!

nevertothethird replied to your post “Okay, I’m trying SO HARD to meet my Wednesday deadline of posting a…”

is this the annual birthday update? you can do this, m. YOU ARE A STRONG AND MIGHTY WARRIOR OF A WOMAN AND A WRITER. TOWANDA!

Hahahaha!  Yes, it is!  Keeping a streak going can be a huge motivator for me.  Which means I’m going to have to be ‘head down writing until my fingers are little nubs’ all today and tomorrow.  

hanitjemars replied to your post “Okay, I’m trying SO HARD to meet my Wednesday deadline of posting a…”

*Shia LaBeouf yells* YOU CAN DO IT!

Ha ha ha ha!  

ship-picky replied to your post “Okay, I’m trying SO HARD to meet my Wednesday deadline of posting a…”

Hahaha well I haven’t caught up yet. But you can do it! =D (and if you don’t it’s okay)

I know, ship!  You have all kinds of crazy stuff to get through, first.  

cainc3 replied to your post “Okay, I’m trying SO HARD to meet my Wednesday deadline of posting a…”

You can do it! You can do it!

Yes I can!  Yes I can!

marshmallowtasha replied to your post “Okay, I’m trying SO HARD to meet my Wednesday deadline of posting a…”

Go Silver go! Go Silver go!

Play that funky music.  Thanks Tasha!


ETA:  This is what I get for spending the entire day Saturday picking out a new yacht.  Because the one I picked out like three years ago (and had dozens of picture and video references of) suddenly started looking dated and shabby to me.  A fucking YACHT looked shabby.  What’s wrong with me?

Also, this is one of the hidden benefits of writing rich boys.  You get to shop for all the stuff you’ll never ever be able to afford in real life. Waiting for Google’s ads to start targeting me with luxury items any day now.