tough tittie

you know what’s great?

the fact that beast boy always goes above and beyond to make raven smile.

he is literally the only other Titan who cares so much about her happiness that he practically zones in on it and makes it his goddamn mission. 

he’s so good at reading her, he can tell when something’s off even when no one else does. it’s how he knew about malchior, and how he figured out her birthday before anyone else even noticed something was wrong. 

"Diabetes Isn't Even That Bad"

Hey type 1 diabetic here. Let me tell you why the statement above is a load of bullshit.

1. Our bodies are waging war against themselves

2. It takes us longer to heal when we get hurt and it takes us longer to recover from illnesses because our immune system is jacked

3. We could die at any moment without warning

4. Low blood sugars feel like you’re going through drug withdrawals

5. High blood sugars feel like your body is drying out like a fucking raisin

6. Afraid of needles? Well tough titties! We need to prick our fingers 3+ times a day, and either pierce yourself every 3 days for a pump site change or take 4+ injections everyday

7. Our organs are slowly failing

8. We have a high chance of going blind

9. We could lose our feet and legs

10. Insulin is expensive as fuck

11. Testing strips are expensive as fuck

12. The constant highs and lows drain us

13. We can’t just eat food right away. We need need to calculate how many grams of carbohydrates are in our food, test our blood sugar, configure in a correction if need be, dose, and by the time we take our first bite; everyone else have already finished

14. Doctors are expensive as fuck

15. Pumps, Meters, and CGMs are expensive as fuck

16. No one ever takes our illness seriously

17. Having children is VERY risky for lady diabetics

18. The constant fear we have when we go to sleep knowing that we might not ever wake up due to low blood sugars at night

19. The bruises and scars all over our body from YEARS of injections, site changes, and finger pricks

20. How our feet and hands are always freezing due to our poor fucking circulation

So tell me again how our suffering “isn’t that bad”

Make another joke about the worst thing that has probably ever happened to us

Laugh again when you say “All of this food is going to give me di-ah-beet-us”

Just know that you sound like a huge asshole to us actual diabetics.

These days, “haunted houses” are the exclusive domain of plastic skeletons popping out from squeaky trapdoors. It’s hard to find anyone who takes hauntings seriously anymore. But the New York Supreme Court apparently does: Back in 1991, they ruled a house to be legally haunted.

The fiasco began in 1989, when Jeffrey and Patrice Stambovsky bought an 18-room mansion from its owner, Helen Ackley, for the amount of $650,000. But just like Poltergeist, the new owners soon learned that the old Ackley place was harboring some secrets. Some supernatural secrets …

The Stambovskys decided that the mere possibility of a haunting was a deal breaker and took Ackley to court, where they argued that she had deceptively withheld information about the ghosts. The court initially ruled “caveat emptor,” which we’re pretty sure is legalese for “tough titties,” but the Stambovskys appealed the case, and the Supreme Court overturned the decision, ruling that Ackley had broken the contract by claiming that the house was “vacant.”

Now, stop: Can you guess the stupid? You have an idea, don’t you? Yeah, you have an idea, but it’s too stupid to be real, so you’re staying quiet rather than risking embarrassment. That’s too bad, because you would have been right: Ackley was found to be in violation of contract because she’d failed to disclose the occupants living on the property. Well, not “living,” per se …

6 Insane Superstitions That Are Still Shockingly Influential

McCree fanfic writers

These are some sayings to use for a particular southern style character.
Cut your nose off to spite your face
Ass crack of dawn
Fixin to
Heavens to betsy
Bless your heart (depending on sarcasm level or type of person being addressed it can be bless you pretty little heart)
Whatever floats your boat
Cute as a button
You catch more flies with honey than vinegar
Well butter me up and call me a biscuit
Pretty as a peach
Prettier than a picture
Gussied up
Madder than a wet hen
You look like a drowned cat
Full as a tick
Hush your mouth/hush up
Caught with your pants down
Two shakes of a lambs tail
Holler like a stuck pig
Tough titty says the kitty
Quiet as a church mouse
Sick to my stomach

dragonslover1  asked:

I remember reading this in total disbelief, even back then. Regardless of how the girl feels, this article advised that you HAD to give sex, that you owed a boy sex, if you made it to a bedroom. It even mentioned that it doesn't matter if you're at a party or in someone else's home. There was no mention whatsoever on if you'd even kissed the boy. Just that once you were there, tough titties, you had to put out. Suffice to say I did not continue reading the magazines.

It’s so sad to hear that this is in a magazine that’s often read by impressionable young girls.

I remember eagerly reading Seventeen Magazine and like magazines when I was as young as 12. They seemed very mature and sophisticated to me and I would, maybe not knowingly, look to these types of things to see how older women behaved… How I should behave.

Those are not the things we want men or women to think. Men and women have the right to say no at any time for any reason.

If I were in a situation where I was in someone’s room and I thought something was “going to happen” and then they said no… I’d be disappointed. I’d probably be annoyed. I’d probably be frustrated. But that’s the way it’s going to be. You have to suck it up and respect that person changed their mind.

I’d be interested to know when this magazine was published.

Here’s mafia Levi for you before I disappear again for a few days. 

I seem to have far too many AU Levi screenshots in my bin…obsessed? I won’t deny it. Are you bored of him yet? Tough titties my friend because I most certainly am not!  щ(´∀`щ)ヶヶヶ

I’m sorry @happylifesims but I used your police cloak as a mafia cloak lol

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anonymous asked:

--"So and so doesn't wanna play with me/like me" Tough titties find somebody else to play with. Maybe if he meets a woman who's bored or turned off by his antics and isn't impressed with him maybe it'll be a good kick in the behind. It's reverse psychology, someone who's used to being praised gets blindsided by another's indifference and finding out he or she ain't all that. Kind of like Scarlett O Hara. The only reason she wanted Ashley was because he was the only one who wasn't fawning.

I could definitely see him with someone who is not wowed by his fame.

I’m not just gonna speak out about white/non-black people of color hatred of  black people and  black women, I’m gonna speak out about Black People’s hatred towards other black people (and in particular on (and off) this blog black women and girls) too. I’m not gonna protect anti-black, colorist, misogynistic black people for the sake of some false black unity that doesn’t exist. I’m not gonna pretend that things are all peachy in the black “community.”Black People (especially black women) calling out other black people’s anti-blackness is not self-hatred, “conspiring with da white man” or “bedwenching. ” I’m gonna fight anti-blackness all around whether it’s coming from white people, non-black people of color or other black people. If you gotta problem with that then tough titty!

Little Shop of Horrors (1986) Starters
  • "This is between me and the vegetable."
  • "I'm dating a semi-sadist."
  • "He's a total disgrace to the dental profession."
  • "Tough titty."
  • "I'm a mean, green mother from outer space."
  • "FEED ME!"
  • "Does this look inanimate to you, punk?!"
  • "A lot of folks deserve to die."
  • "I definitely need a long, slow root canal."
  • "He sure looks like plant food to me."
  • "Would you like it if I took this and made right for your damn incisors?!"
  • "Want some nitrous oxide?"
  • "All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house."
  • "It's true! I chopped him up! But I didn't kill him!"
  • "We're not talking about one hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest."
  • "If you could just stop singing for one moment, I have something I'd like to discuss with you."
  • "This thing could be bigger than hula hoops!"
  • "I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon."
  • "They don't make 'em like this anymore--sturdy, dull, rusty..."
  • "You don't need a date, you need major medical!"
  • "Should I go and perform mutilations?"
  • "It's your professionalism that I respect."
  • "What the hell is that? A GUN?"
  • "I'm talking blood, [Name]! I'm talking under my own roof!"
  • "You know, the plant said the strangest thing just now."
  • "Please, whatever they offer you--don't feed the plants!"
  • "You put in your eight hours for the powers that have always been."
  • "He treats me like dirt and calls me a slob, which I am."
  • "I keep asking God what I'm for."
  • "While I'm here, I may as well buy fifty dollars's worth of roses."
  • "You remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago?"
  • "You have a talent for causing things pain."
  • "Just, you know, stuck in among the zinnias."

The lovely thing about primarily being into OC’s rather than being in a fandom is there is no discourse. You set the rules. You do whatever the hell you want. And if someone has an issue with that, well , tough titties my friend! Ain’t your story! So get out darlin’!

This is why I avoid fandoms and produce mainly original content. Been through too many disgustingly petty fan wars to put me off for another 3 lifetimes

Junior year of high school, I was a manager on the boys’ basketball team and I was talking to this senior on the team. One day we had a tournament and while one of the other schools was playing, we went up to the second floor and I let him suck my titties.

That wasn’t typical for me and I was paranoid that somebody was coming every two seconds, but that’s besides the point. When he finished, he sat back against the wall, his eyes wide. “Man….” he said.

“What’s wrong?” 

“You got the softest titties I ever tasted in my life.”

“What you been doing, sucking on tough titties?” I asked.

“No….but yours….they like Downy soft.” He continued to sit in disbelief.

And that’s the story of how I discovered my titties had superpowers.