tough noogies

Reasons to Love Jackson pt. 2
  • IS SO GOOD LOOKING IN REAL LIFE I’M STILL UNCONVINCED THAT HE’S AN ACTUAL REAL PERSON AND I’VE HUGGED HIM OKAY HE IS THAT GOOD LOOKING
  • his hugs are a m a z i n g
  • he’s a little shit that waits until he’s on the dark part of a stage to strip his shirt off and be topless :|
  • special talent is the scooby doo voice like
  • favorite joke is “to make kimchi more delicious just put cheese on it, then it’s kimcheese
  • his brother gave him a ring and he wears it all the time he never takes it off ever awwwww
  • wants to visit the north pole tO SEE SANTA
  • wants to swim with dolphins
  • WANTS TO STICK HIS HEAD IN A LIONS MOUTH????? 
  • rly wants to learn how to cook
  • can beatbox so well it blows my mind
  • did gymnastics as a hobby until he realized he’d have to stay short to continue doing it so decided to do fencing instead BUT HE STILL DIDN’T GROW MUCH HAHA TOUGH NOOGIES JACKSON
  • is sad his part in Stop Stop It was only 12 seconds long it’s literally all he talks about
  • always says “YES” after he says something in english or chinese it’s rly cute
  • favorite color is black all his clothes are black which is REALLY UPSETTING BC HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN WHITE
  • skinship king
  • he looks like he’d smell really expensive (and he DOES i can confirm this)
  • but apparently he loves cologne and also loves mixing colognes together so he probably smells like really expensive death sometimes
  • prefers his hair long (we all do jackson)
  • worries about AHGAHSES all the time he’s so sweet jfc
  • admits that he’s not a rapper, just someone who raps (and there is a difference don’t even get me started)
  • IS EXTREMELY SELF AWARE PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS
  • best friends with Rapmon enough said
  • has been rap-dissed by Rapmon in the past and is ADAMANT that it never happen again or he’ll cry
  • wants to be told he’s pretty all the time
  • what a princess
  • is so so so nice and considerate towards fans like he’ll chat and give hugs to whoever asks and worries about us getting sick and he’s just such a fucking sweetheart im gonna cry
  • is not that great at on stage fanservice lmao he can do the sexy stuff fine but he handles fanservice much better in one-on-one situations 
  • dressed up in Nana’s Catallena dress and looked super cute in it KILL ME
  • doesn’t want to believe he’s a crybaby but he’s a big ole crybaby
  • is like bffs with JYP how even he texts and calls him and is literally bffs with him i’m
  • pouts when his texts aren’t answered right away and if there aren’t enough emoticons used in them whatafuckingcuteshithead
  • if he had powers he’d choose to be invisible because, in his own words, “You know why.”
  • wants to go to Vegas with mark and jb probably to reenact The Hangover
  • has an ass that does not quit
  • comments on his member’s instagram photos with shit like “that gaze……why do you make my heart beat faster………” i m
  • he’s so extra i could cry
  • constantly hurts himself instead of the guys when they do punishments for games what a turd
  • calls jb Daddy i never thought id see the day we’d have to kinshame jackson
  • and like seriously you guys he is so nice he was thanking everyone at the Hi Touch event and he gave me a hug when I asked for one and smiled the biggest stupidest wonderful smile when I told him he was my favorite like lots of things about the event are kind of a blur of happy/excited but I remember that smile crystal clearly

i cannot think of more right now so I’ll leave it at this and there will most probably definitely be a third part and more in the future

here’s part 1

Sentence Starters - 'Farscape' Crack Edition! AKA the 'Yes This is a Real Show' Edition
  • "Welcome to the Federation Starship S.S. Buttcrack!"
  • "Honey! The butler's dead!"
  • "No one has margaritas with pizza."
  • "Cross my heart, slap me dead, stick a lobster on my head."
  • "I can wear a Freudian slip."
  • "You have the rights to the remains of a silent attorney.... If you cannot afford one, tough noogies!"
  • "It's PUKE?!"
  • "At least he's out of your nose hair."
  • "I can't believe I left a nuclear bomb in an elevator."
  • "She gives me a woody."
  • "Where's my damn ice cream?!"
  • "It's beer o'clock. Now where the hell is my riot?"
  • "Do NOT make me tongue you!"
  • "Okay, welcome to the butthole of the universe."
  • "Great. We've gone from 'Die Hard' to 'Honey, I Shrunk the Hostages.'"
  • "Shoot the damn gun, you blue-assed bitch!"
  • "You were in my shoes, I was in your pants."
  • "I hate when villains quote Shakespeare!"
  • "I'm having sex with three Hynerian donkeys. What does it look like I'm doing?!"
  • "I'M YOUR DADDY."
  • "It's called... cop-porn."
  • *with pronounced lisp* "Tho... can I help you find thomeplace to sheath that thword?"
  • "My side! Your side! My side! Your side!"
  • "Is there some kind of stupid alien quotation book you guys use?"
  • "Lock up the women and hide the fried chicken!"
  • "My coma was more entertaining."
  • "On my planet, we don't marry people we don't love. Unless they're critically ill billionaires."
  • "One Mippippi, two Mippippi..."
  • "How animal-centric of you."