Shoujo Kakumei Utena as a tabletop RPG Game
ANTHY (GM): Juri has sent your sword flying out of your reach and is about to cut your rose.
UTENA: Wait, where will my sword land?
ANTHY: Roll a D20
ANTHY: Your sword falls near Juri cutting her rose from her chest.
JURI: What?! This is bullshit!
ANTHY: Touga, you’ll be fighting with Utena soon, as you know, she’s got a winning streak and she’s very hard to defeat. What’s your strategy?
TOUGA: I’ll seduce her by making her believe I’m her prince.
UTENA: *scoffs* Oh, come on.
ANTHY: Touga, roll charisma. Utena, roll wisdom.
*Touga gets 18,Utena gets 3*
ANTHY: Utena believes every single thing you tell her and her will to fight is staggering.
UTENA: Oh! Come ON!!
ANTHY: Akio has complete control over you now. You’re madly in love with him and you don’t have the slightest suspicion that he’s up to something.
NANAMI: Hah, sucks to be you, Tenjou.
UTENA: Why does this keeps happening to me?!
NANAMI: That’s what you get for having a wisdom modifier of -1, loser.
JURI: I’ll evade Tenjou’s attack.
*Gets an 8 *
ANTHY: Utena doesn’t inflict any damage upon you but she manages to destroy your locket with her sword. You lose all your will to fight.
JURI: I hate this game.
ANTHY: Utena, you get a damage of 350 HP.
UTENA: What?! But Akio hasn’t even touch me!
ANTHY: Anthy is still loyal to Akio and she stabbed you in the back.
UTENA: W-why? Why?!
NANAMI: Next time you should let me be GM, just saying.