anonymous asked:

Text meme: 16 to Heisuke, please!

A helpful text to Heisuke from Saito (assuming default).

I’m choosing the Hakuouki SSL Universe.


Saito-senpai

Kaoru-kun is totally out of hand as usual and I have to go see Hijikata-sensei in like ten minutes.  Seriously though can you do something about that guy?  All I did was have  lunch with Chizuru-chan.  I think I’m in trouble for get this

looking at a member of the Discipline Committee funny  🙄🙄😑

Anyway I want your tips on dealing with the VP since you get along with him better than everyone.

Heisuke

btw 8 minutes now


Heisuke

Kaoru-kun is sometimes overenthusiastic.

You should not have called him an ‘a**-kissing sister-loving buttwad’ (if I have it correctly). He recorded you.

Follow these instructions and you will suffer less:

Tell the Vice Principal that you were sent by Kaoru-kun (but this will only help if you follow all the other instructions).

Do not complain about what happened.

Do not expand on the details of what happened.

Do not argue that anything is unfair.

*** Do not say that it was not your fault: (No matter what.)

Do not swear - Hijikata-san is allowed to swear, you are not.

DO NOT TALK unless you must answer a direct question. Listening to students talk annoys Hijikata-sensei.

Do not try to blame somebody else for calling Kaoru-kun names.

Phrases to use:  Yes, Hijikata-sensei.  No, Hijikata-sensei. I am sorry Hijikata-sensei. (Avoid all other speech if possible.)

Phrases not to use:  See most of this text.  

Saitou

Also DO NOT SAY: “Wow Hijikata-sensei your desk sure is a mess!.”  Although certain other teachers found this amusing last time, the Vice Principal was not impressed.


Thanks Saitou-senpai!

I’ll try to do what u said but honestly it wasn’t my fault.  JUST KIDDING!  😂


Editor’s Note:  The Editor assumes that this is not an accurate reflection of Hijikata-san’s actual teaching methods, as forbidding students from speaking is not an approved educational technique.  

Ed.’s Note:  At least one school record indicates that Hijikata-san agreed with young Heisuke-kun’s assessment of Nagumo Kaoru’s basic character.  The only difference is the words f*cking added to the beginning of the descriptive phrase.  The Editor assumes that Saitou-kun was taking the notes since he is the only person who ever employed asterisks in this manner.


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anonymous asked:

For Hiji, Harada, and Heisuke (lol that's a lot of H's) what would you do if Chizuru got drunk?

“Take her home,” says Hijikata. “Unless she’s already home. In which case, scold her for drinking the Shinsengumi’s sake, and put her to bed before she can do worse to herself.”

Harada winces. “Same,” he says. “But minus the scolding. And I’d help nurse her hangover the next day, too, if she had one.”

Heisuke nods. “I’d just do my best to get her to stop,” he says. “I don’t think I’d know what to do by myself, so I’d probably get you to help, Sano-san. But forget Shinpatsu-san; he’d just make it weird,” he adds. “We’ll just let him drink the rest of her sake while we walk her out, or something.”

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Some Hakuouki faces!
This is a Disney art style study that I enjoyed a lot. I tried to give each character special features to emphasize their personalities, so I hope it turned out well. At least I’m quite glad with the result :D

Finaly my exams are over and I’m able to breathe again! Don’t have a lot of time for art now, but still my favourite guys kept me company through this rough couple of weeks c:

Also I’m super inspired about Hakuouki fandom, so if you want to chat and discuss something don’t hesitate to use messages and ask, I really want to make some new friends *_*

playlist 
wagakki band -  senbonzakura
wagakki band - kishikaisei
hans zimmer – the attack

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So apparently these are from “the 2015 version of Hakuōki Zuisouroku”??? I didn’t even know that was a thing, and I’ve never seen these before, so I’m putting them up here in case you haven’t seen them either!! (special thanks to @soujiswife​ for leading me down this rabbit hole with her icon~)

"Pass the salt daddy" Scenarios

okay don’t judge me i felt the need to do this sweats I GOT ALL MY ASKS ALMOST READY TO GO THOUGH SO FEEL FREE TO SEND MORE IN !!

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how the main boys would react to the “pass the salt daddy” thing

Souji:

-fucking would pass the salt
-after their dad was like “bitch???” souji would say smth like “you gotta be more specific (y/n)~”
-not only that he WINKS AT YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR FATHER
-y are u like this

Saitou:

-BLUSH
-wouldn’t even say anything after reaching for it would just look down at his plate
-inner thoughts of ‘fuck what the fuck how the fuck’

Hijikata:

-“IDIOT KEEP THAT IN THE BEDROOM”
-it was then that toshi realized. he fucked up
-he looks ANNOYED for the rest of dinner and has a darrrkkkk blush on his face

Sanosuke:

-would pass it to their father and then grab the pepper
-he’s fuckin sly

Heisuke:

-would be all giddy with passing it to his s/o
-then would realize their dad was right. there.
-cue YELLING FROM HEISUKE AS HE SCREAMS AN APOLOGY

Kazama:

-fuck this guy
-he would legit fucking SMIRK at you and your father as he passes the salt to you
-seriously what the fuck