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Masterpost of Cryptic Shit from The Adventure Zone

Because damn Griffin’s given us a lot of mysteries to work with. (Excerpts from the show under the cut.)

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@RachelWhiter if the genders were swapped, who’d you choose to play usnavi??

@Lin_Manuel Oh, @HereIsGina would be DOPE.

I lived in a black and white world, but he came along and suddenly everything had color. Every time he talks to me, all I see is red. Every time he touches me, it’s blue. When he makes me smile, everything’s yellow. Green, when he’s within reach. And when he stares my way, it’s purple. But when he kisses her, everything is back to black and white.


[ heyyy, so this was one of my first posts so I decided to like re-post it, just bc this is one of my faves <3 hope it’s okay with u. I still have a lot of great old posts so PLS tell me if it’s okay for you guys if i repost some of them

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So I’m gay. What of it? What are you gonna do about it?

I dreamt about you last night. You were touching me; rubbing your hands down my body, and I swear, in that moment, just for a second, we were where we should be. Together.


- Erik would sit alone in his room for hours.
- He couldn’t stop thinking about you, not even for a minute.
- How beautiful you are.
- How breathtaking.
- He envies your intellect.
- You’re the funniest person he’s ever met.
- He just wants to touch you.
-Touch your skin, touch your hair, touch your everything.
- He would think about what he’d say.
- He would want to grab you by the face and smother his lips into yours.
- He’d get turned on without noticing.
- Then try to smoke a cigarette to calm down.
- It never worked.
- He would think about if you said no.
- Erik would get angry and crush something metal when he got upset.
- His heart couldn’t bear it if you said no.
- He is so in love with you and it scares him.
- But he enjoyes it too.
- Erik yearns for you in every way.
- He’d marry you if he could.
- He’d also make love with you for days if given the chance.
- Erik would give up being Magneto if you asked.
- Sometimes Erik wouldn’t eat because of how engrossed in thought he was.
- And sometimes Charles would knock on his door to check on him.
- But Erik would ignore him and continue dreaming of you, your mind and your body.

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