How would Kisame like s/o's with different body types and what's his fave?
Mmmmm, my headcanons on this probably aren’t what you wanted to hear but here I go anyway:
Chubby s/o: He loves their soft, rounded figure! He’s never had much body fat himself, so touching his beloved is a whole different experience. Sometimes he quips about pillows and marshmallows and that. 10/10 enjoys the squish.
Muscular s/o: He loves their strong, hardened figure! Flexing with his beloved is always a blast. He occasionally pokes fun at the size differences between their muscles, especially if his s/o is the smaller of the two. 10/10 enjoys the beef.
Skinny s/o: He loves their slight, wispy figure! It’s beyond satisfying to see his fingers touch when his hands are wrapped around various parts of his beloved’s body. Jokes now and then about them being easier to wield than Samehada. 10/10 enjoys the smol.
Incorporeal s/o: He loves their invisible, non-figure! Their energy is more than enough to please him. Jests about whether or not his beloved’s non-hands would be touching certain parts of him if they existed on the material plane in that moment. 10/10 enjoys the presence.
Amalgam s/o: He loves their many, conglomerated figures! He considers himself very lucky to be dating… however many people his beloved counts as?? Two-for-one and other bargain-shopping jokes spring up from time to time. 10/10 enjoys the multiplicity.
His fave: His s/o! He loves them very much! They are the best.