touching himself

list of weird shit keith kogane did before joining voltron
  • ate an entire tangerine without breaking it into pieces or peeling it, just to see if he could make matt cry
  • got drunk for the first time at the age of 16 when a girl kept buying him drinks and he didn’t know how to mention he wasn’t into women so he just drank and let the girl talk until he shouted “I LIKE MEN” at threw up
  • was out with shiro and found an electric car charger and pretended to electrocute himself by touching the socket and going “ZZZZZ” which sent shiro into DadMode
  • found an empty bleach bottle, cleaned it, filled it with paint and left it under the kitchen sink. 6 months later shiro discovered and keith denied it was him-he’d honestly forgotten
  • was using a knife to cut his toe nails and accidentally lost his pinky
  • switched out the coffee in the staff room at this secondary school for decaf and watched as the students were all sent home for the day
  • accidentally threw a piece of paper that bounced off the bin and hit a student in the eye-lance mcclain never forgave him
  • held his breath for long enough to convice a kid he could live without breathing, was actually breathing the entire time
  • ran a deviantart where he just drew art of naruto/sasuke and sonic ocs
  • cried at the ending of muriel’s wedding
  • got kicked out the garrison because his teacher said “i’m sorry would you like the teach this class?” and did a better job explaining the thermodynaics of a rocket propelled vehicle breaching the planet’s atmosphere than he did
  • built a shack by hand in the middle of a desert and realised that there was a less crappy shack just a couple miles away that didn’t drip and was bigger than a box
  • managed to get electricity in the middle of a desert just so he could play guitar hero
  • shrunk his jacket in the wash but continued to wear it because shiro laughed at him
  • spent 12 months alone without any friends or family desperately searching for shiro with only the faint feeling of the blue lion for comfort
  • cried at night knowing that maybe if he’d acted different someone alive would still love him
  • built a rad rocket motorbike and painted it his jacket’s colour for the aesthetic
  • blew up a mountainside to distract a group of scientists from a random ufo crash he saw
  • met four people at said ufo crash site he would come to love as family
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{ The Prince of Egypt } Aaron + favorite physical feature
          ↳ hands

bonus fact: “aaron’s animator noticed that jeff goldblum uses his hands a lot when he speaks, and decided to make that one of aaron’s mannerisms.” (x)

He’s been acting like this for well over an hour (I got back from work to find him acting like this so I don’t know how long he’s been like this)

I’m pretty concerned, especially since he just struck at himself too and it seems to be getting more violent. If you know what’s going on please let me know!

EDIT: thank you to those who revealed that he is perfectly okay and is, in fact, just… touching himself

You know what kills me every time I focus my eyes on Magnus during his’ and Alec’s scene in Shadowhunters 2x10? How incredibly vulnerable, incredibly hesitant, Magnus acted through almost the whole of it.

The way Magnus assumed that Alec’s distress and agitation were caused by not knowing what happened to Madzie —in other words, that he couldn’t see that he, Magnus, was the main (at that moment, the only) reason.

The way Magnus’ expression was carefully guarded through all the first part of Alec’s speech, as if he was trying to not let his hope go high. The way Magnus, even when he accepted he was terrified too, didn’t enter Alec’s personal space, only daring to touch his arm.

The way Magnus, when Alec told him that he loved him, stayed silent first, as if he couldn’t believe that was possible. The way, even when Magnus himself told Alec he loved him too, that shock and wonder were still visible on his face.

The way Magnus, even with Alec kissing him, only let himself to touch him very slowly, as if he wasn’t sure if it was okay, if he could really have that.

And it wasn’t because Magnus didn’t believe Alec. It was Magnus himself whom he couldn’t believe in. Because Magnus thinks he’s “a lot to get used to”, that he’s difficult to love. Magnus loves Alec deeply and strongly and he just couldn’t believe that Alec could return his feelings. That Magnus could have that.

Magnus Bane deserves love, both to love and to be loved. And I’m so glad he’s finally experimenting all of it with Alec, who certainly deserves it too.

Extra: Magnus finally understanding that yes, Alec loves him. That yes, he can have this.

Tonight, The Focus is on You

Summary: It’s late at night and in the midst of getting yourself a cup of tea you hear Bucky making some mysterious noises in his room.

Warnings: smutty smut, masturbation, fluffish, Sergeant kink, metal hand kink

A/N: I’m sitting at my kitchen table writing this and I can wholeheartedly say that writing has taken over my life and I love it. I’ve had to awkwardly click off this page so many goddamn times because my family keeps walking behind me and guys it’s so uncomfortable.


You picked up your cup of tea and strutted down the hallway. You were wide awake, another nightmare had plagued your dreams and woken you up panting. You hoped the cup of tea in your hand would soothe you, stopping your body from shaking, and help you fall back to sleep.

You slowed down as you passed by each door, not wanting to wake up anyone up. You stopped outside of Bucky’s, tempted to go inside. You wondered if he was awake, if he’d hold you and listen to the details of your nightmare. You nearly dropped your cup when you heard the faintest moan through the door.

Shit!” The word slipped passed Bucky’s lips, it was barely audible through the thick wood keeping you out. You pressed your ear too the door, desperate to hear more. “It feels so good, fuck…” Another moan left him as you heard him drop down onto his mattress.

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Laundry Room (M)

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader 
Genre: Smut. 
Word count: 3.1k 

Part one: Kitchen Counter. Part three: The Club.

Summary: He was about to dive back in for your mouth, but you successfully held his jaw so he couldn’t move in any further, leaving your lips only inches apart. “Your sister’s down the hall.” You whispered against his mouth. He groaned in disapproval of you trying to reject him before speaking again, “She’s not gonna come in here.” 


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sleeping with monsta x

shownu

  • is a little shy about his body but had no shame stripping his shirt off the first time he climbed into bed with you
  • skin burns like a heater no matter how cold it is and he still likes to cover himself with the blanket, all the body heat trapped underneath the covers between the both of you makes you sweat
  • likes it when you wear as little clothing as possible to bed because he wants to feel your skin against his
  • wants you to sleep on his chest like minhyuk did in right now but your hair tickles
  • pretends to be annoyed when you press your cold toes against his legs but actually thinks it’s really cute

wonho

  • must have a good night kiss every night
  • cuddles you so tight that you literally suffocate in his big arms
  • sleeps curled around you, with his chest pressed against your back and his legs tucked behind yours. you’re his baby and he’s gonna hold you like one.
  • is a little bit scared of the dark. he feels safer when he can hear you breathing and feel your heartbeat
  • in the winter, he stuffs you into one of his sweatshirts to sleep in but insists that you wear shorts so your legs can tangle together

minhyuk

  • sleeps like a fucking starfish so get used to being woken up in the middle of the night by his hand smacking your face
  • but is so adorable, he giggles and complains about you in his sleep
  • waits until you fall asleep to try to sleep because he tosses and turns
  • wears socks to sleep
  • kicks the blankets off and gets cold so you wake up in the middle of the night to put them back on him

kihyun

  • sleeps with his mouth open and as a result, he drools a little and snores softly
  • loves it when you wake him up by dropping kisses on his parted lips
  • sometimes wriggles out of his boxers/sleep pants the middle of the night (when he isn’t already sleeping naked, that is)
  • often rolls over in his sleep and pulls you closer to him with a little whine
  • usually gets up before everyone else in the dorm but with you, he stays in bed for as long as he can

hyungwon

  • refuses to cuddle you to sleep, but wiggles over until his back is pressed against yours
  • smacks his lips in his sleep
  • in the (slight!) chance he wakes before you do, he’ll just stare at your face with a dopey look on his face that he’ll deny when you wake up
  • always cold. he doesn’t want to cuddle you but by all means hug him (little spoon alert)
  • mumbles in his sleep but you can never figure out what he’s saying

jooheon

  • gets pouty when you hug a pillow to sleep because “that’s what i’m here for”
  • always sleeps on the side of the bed closest to the door
  • if he’s in a good mood, he’ll hold you and softly sing you to sleep
  • is a fucking loud mouth-breather (also sleeps with his mouth open)
  • likes it when you wear his shirts to sleep and stuffs his hand underneath to touch your stomach

i.m

  • usually falls asleep in your arms and makes little snuffling noises into your neck/chest
  • scoots all the way to one end of the bed but ends up sprawling across it through the night
  • wants you to comb your fingers through his hair until he falls asleep everrrrryday
  • he’s still pretty young so on occasion he’ll wake up with a problem and sleepily touch himself until you wake up
  • he always wakes up if you leave when he’s sleeping. even if you’re quiet when you come back he’ll be squinting at you and whining about you leaving him alone
"... Thank you, Mr Spock."

Mccoy: *gives cup to the pretty woman he’s trying to woo*
Spock: *gives cup to Jim*

Sex Tape (M)

Pairing: Jimin x Reader
Genre: Smut
Word count: 1.9k 

part two: peaches and cream. part three: toys.

Summary: “Well, it’s my last day home.” He said, stating the obvious as you came closer to him. You nodded, silently urging him to continue before he bent over and picked a box up off of the ground which you didn’t even look at. Your eyes were too focused on his face as he continued to smirk, “I just want to remember it, that’s all.” 


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Most electro swing is trash but the good electro swing music is by definition ear candy. There’s no inbetween, it either sounds like someone fucked with the audio mixers or god himself touched the song and said “ye shalt be greater than all that came before ye.”

[LIST] BTS' Habits

V:
• He says “Mom” and “It hurts” a lot
• Bite his nails
• Open his mouth
• Touch cute stuff
• He speaks and makes weird sounds while sleeping or he’s going to order things to the members while sleeping
• Say weird things

Suga:
• Bite his nails
• Sleep whenever he has free time
• Write lyrics
• When he’s nervous he speaks satoori
• Make rhymes in every situation

Jin:
• When he’s hungry he blinks his left eye
• Eat all the chicken legs
• Grab his hands behind his back
• Sometimes he speaks while sleeping
• Make a flying kiss

Jungkook:
• Sniff (he has rhinitis)
• Stomp around
• Wring his fingers
• Make a shock face all the time

RapMonster:
• Turn his shoulders
• Put his fingers on his lips/eyes
• Being sexy

Jimin:
• Being forgetful
• Look into space
• Dance to any kind of music (the place doesn’t matter)
• Lift up his pinky finger while drinking water
• Push his hair back

Jhope:
• He blushes when he brags on himself
• Touch himself while sleeping

I Miss You (One Shot)

I Miss You: After weeks of being apart from your boyfriend, Bucky, the distance become a bit too much for you to handle.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: Phone sex. Dirty talk. Mentions of past injuries. Graphic details of sex. Porn gifs are used. Super NSFW. (If you’re not comfy with phone sex or anything else listed, keep scrolling.)

A/N: I have no idea where this idea came from, but just know that it’s for a good cause! ;)

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