touches toes

Old gym teacher sightings at the gym.

In highschool I was a size 26 pants. I hated gym class as if I didn’t feel bad enough about myself in regular clothing I then had to change for gym and I couldn’t hide in my sweatshirt like I did during the rest of the day. I had one gym teacher I hated he would ask me to show the class how to do things he knew I couldn’t do. Thankfully my gym teacher I had semesters before would bring me into her class saying she needed an extra person to even out teams.
Well today I saw that gym teacher I hated at the gym. I’m watching him struggle to keep up with his friends and he’s definitely not in shape any more. I honestly feel bad for him. Even though he humiliated me I still know how it feels to be the fat one and not be able to do things. I could never touch my toes ( one stretches he ALWAYS called on me to do as the same kids giggled at me every time) and now I’m watching him struggle to do the same thing as his stomach is too big.

anonymous asked:

Your pearl in yoga pants gives me life tbh. Do you think you can draw pearl in yoga pants on a yoga mat doing some stretches? Possibly bending over to touch her toes? ;) that would be some great perspective.

Yoga Pearl is a good Pearl

The only difference between Yuuri and I is that I have the flexibility of someone 5 hours into rigor mortis

Happiness Is Homemade

also on Ao3


MooMaw’s kitchen is always filled with light.

It’s pouring through the windows above the sink and filtering through the blue and white checked curtains that hang above it.

Eric sits on the counter, right in the middle of a sun beam, and swings his little feet against the cabinets below as he licks brownie batter off a wooden spoon.

MooMaw has the phone tucked between her shoulder and her ear as she uses a spatula to scrape the last of the batter into the pan.

The cord stretches from the wall and Eric extends a sock covered foot out towards it and tries to touch it with his toes.

It sags before he can get to it as she steps forward and takes the spoon from him.

He only has a second to pout before she’s putting the spatula in the bowl and the bowl in his lap and ruffling his hair.

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Voltron Workout Plan

● Do a push-up anytime Allura is racist towards Keith

● Do a sit-up anytime Pidge talks excitedly about or fangirls over technology

● Jog in place for 30 seconds anytime Lance or Coran acts meme-worthy

● 20 second wall sit anytime Hunk talks about food

● 2 BURPEES FOR EVERY AWKWARD SILENCE OR INSPIRATIONAL SPEECH

● Everytime Shiro Galra arm glows, do 4 toe touchs

jay park songs about sex be like “in that pussy swimming like a koi, girl you aint messin with no little boy, arch your back, girl throw it back, touch your toes ima make you say aaaaaaahhhh oooooooohhhhhhhh”

Bendy

Pairing: Sam x Reader
Summary: Sam’s curious about why the reader does yoga everyday.
Prompt: Written for Kari’s 5 K Celebration. Fic based off aesthetic made by @thing-you-do-with-that-thing
Reader Gender: Female
Word Count: 1,426
Tags: 10000% fluff
A/N: fyi I know literally nothing about yoga. I’m a crossfit girl myself so there’s probably some wrong term or something but idk y’all, I just lift weights

Excerpt:

Dean pouted dramatically. “C’mon, you’ve got to admit… It’s yoga!  We’re hunters, fighters, warriors… We don’t need to do shit like squatting with the gym rats or running for no fucking reason.” He glanced pointedly at his brother before returning his attention to you. “Why the hell are you so worried about touching your toes?”

Sam snorted from one of the hotel beds.  “You couldn’t even touch your toes if someone bribed you with hookers and pie.”

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Mumma sick. Mumma say she no feel good at ALL. I no like being under blankets, but I go under blanket to cuddle Mumma. I purr on Mumma’s chest. I bat Mumma’s hand till she hold hands with me. I even let Mumma touch toe beans! Mumma still have fever, but she feel better today. I is good kitty. I make Mumma better. I is very good kitty.