totes fab~

Totes fab pasta in the pressure cooker.

My Instant Pot is really earning its keep.

Tonight I sauteed up some onion/garlic (you can do that right in the instant pot, it has a saute setting) and browned 1 pound each of ground sirloin and spicy italian sausage. Added a jar of Neapolitana sauce, added extra red pepper flakes and a little dollop of Minor’s beef base (that stuff is magical), then a box of farfalle. Mix up, add a jar of water, and 6 minutes on the cooker. SO DELICIOUS. And it made a ton. Looks like I have food for the weekend, yay.

Clammy Palms

Summary: Dan has hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating) in his hands and feet and it’s always made him self-conscious. How will he manage to keep it hidden from Phil when they meet for the first time?

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Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None

POV: Dan

Words: 1837

A/n: This is dedicated to the lovely Gabi ( gabiforder ) who is super duper fab (even if she is a bad influence and pressured me into dying my hair) and I love very much and you should totes follow because she’s fab.

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hello hello hello! happy weekend my children :D alpha scott cures all finals blues! enjoy! ALSO THANK YOU FOR 1000 FOLLOWERS?! y’all are totes fab just saying. also just for anyone who was wondering because we got a few messages about this but we write imagines/smuts for every fandom! not just teen wolf! we just get a bunch of teen wolf ones! so um yeah! have a fresh, fab, and fierce life dolls! 

REQUEST: could you do a Scott smut? (teen wolf) where y/n is talking to aiden and then he get flirty and Scott takes her somewhere and it gets all rough? thanks. (Sorry that was straight up 😂)

*Bell rings at the end of first period* You rush to your locker to grab your things before Scott came to get you for your free period. As you approached your locker, you saw that he was already there waiting for you. “Hey Scott!” you said  him. You were greeted with the face of one of the twins. To put it in the words of Lydia, the one that wasn’t gay. “Hey Y/N, wasn’t who you expected now was it?” Aiden said with a smirk. You rolled your eyes and silently willed for one of the ceiling tiles to fall on his head. Aiden was known as the school  flirt, as long as he had been in Beacon Hills. He flirted with anyone and anything that moved. Truthfully, you weren’t even sure why Aiden was here. Usually, he was with Lydia, ripping her clothes off in coach’s office or something. “So Y/N, if you’re not doing anything after game on Friday, maybe we could hang out?” As he said this, his face fell. He was staring off into the distance, at Scott who was flashing his alpha eyes at your general direction. He stalked up to you and Aiden and grabbed your arm, pulling you into the nearest room with a door that locked, which just happened to be the Coach’s office. 

He pressed his mouth against yours forcefully, trapping you of any escape. His hand traveled all over your body, one making its way to your ass, the other palming your chest in his large hands. You felt his length harden against your thigh. You gasped for breath as he moved his mouth downwards. “Um Scott…Is this how we’re spending our free period?” He responded with a guttural growl that made you wetter by the second. He dipped his hands into your shorts, earning a loud moan from you. “Scott, we only have a few minutes before we have to get back to class, do you think we could hurry up?” He agreed by quickly undoing his own belt buckle and sitting against the edge of coach’s desk. “Suck me off.” He said with his Alpha eyes on full glow. 

You knelt on the ground, and kissed the tip of which cock, licking off the precum at the top. Yo licked the underside of his throbbing member, teasing him. “Y/N,no teasing. We don’t have the time and I don’t wanna deal with it.” You sucked it until your cheeks hollowed themselves out. You bobbed your head, continuing to suck as he gave you moans of approval. You could practically feel his about to cum in your mouth and awaited for him to do so. “Y/NNNNNNNN” he moaned. You felt his hot seed travel down your throat, swallowing it whole. As you stood up to reconnect your lips with his, you heard the warning bell sound. “Well… I suppose we have to continue this later,” you said with a smirk. You grabbed your bag and walked through the door, blowing a kiss to Scott as you did. You watched him roll his eyes, chuckling to himself. 

N: N seems like he would not want to and want to at the same time. Not want to because it’s embarrassing and want to because it seems like fun. He would, of course, dress as someone as fabulous as he is. So, he would probably make a very good Lelouch from Code Geass. They’re both undeniably magnificent and are both leaders of some type of group. But if the spandex for the Zero costume is too much for him, then he can take the easy way out and N from Pokemon. He’s totes fab, too. You could easily pair with him as C.C. or Suzaku for Lelouch or the Pokemon trainer for that generation. “Hmm. I’m not too sure about this spandex. If I sweat, I’ll never be able to get it off.”

Leo: After begging for three days he’ll probably give in to your wishes. The first person that came to mind for Leo is Sebastian from Black Butler. Is it not just perfect?! They’re both tall and delicious and would do anything for you. There wouldn’t be much begging on your end because the costume is fairly simple. He’d probably have to help you into yours because Ciel wears some pretty complicated outfits sometimes—or you could keep it simple and go as Grell. “*mumbles* Yes, my lord…I devote my entire being to you. *tries not to die of embarrassment*”

Ken: Ken would jump at this opportunity and be Chopper from One Piece. Done. There’s nothing else to say. This answer is over. “I’m a monster! I’m strong!”

Ravi: He wouldn’t want to initially do it, but if you really want him to, then he’ll easily comply because he wants to make you happy. Ravi would want to be someone cool for sure. He’d be good as Vash from Trigun, Spike from Cowboy Bebop, Sinbad from Magi, Kakashi from Naruto, Ichigo from bleach—you get the pattern. Cool for no reason. He could also easily go as a character from a sports series. There’s always a tall, overly sculpted dude in one of those. Toss his a jersey and he’s ready. “So I’m a Tennis player…and I’m a prince?”

HongBin: He wouldn’t want to do it at first, but after laughing about how ridiculous it would be he’d say “What the heck!” and do whatever you want. But then after you dress him up he’ll immediately regret his decision. Okay now, hold on. Let me list every shoujo male lead ever. But then it occurred to me…he we would be a very good Kurapika from Hunter x Hunter. They’re both very salty at times—Kurapika for obvious reasons and HongBong for…whatever reason he has to give you high cholesterol that day. But Kurapika aside, HongBin is the embodiment shoujo male lead, so throw a random school uniform on him and he’s bound to look like at least 50 of them without a wig. “Do I really need the wig? Can’t you find someone with my hair color?”

Hyuk: This weeaboo is all over this. He’s obviously going to be someone from Naruto. He already dressed as Sasuke once! You would be Sakura or Naruto of course. If he decides to be Naruto, then you will be Hinata or Sasuke. If he decides to be Hyuk and go as Rock Lee then…he’s going by himself. Another option would be Luffy from One Piece, but if he wants to be cool for some reason, then Zoro. You would be any of the other characters in Luffy’s crew, of course. “I look just like him, don’t I? Actually, I’m cooler. Why are you rolling your eyes? Believe it.”

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- DearlyB :3