totallybrian tagged me to post six of my favorite selfies. I really am incredibly photogenic, so this was a near impossible task to select only six… but I managed. I implore that these babes post pics of themselves for us to swoon over too: missbettierage velvet-tangerine susie-thumb kingstupid mothersworry and anyone and everyone else that wants to.

totallybrian replied to your post “I was tagged by totallybrian 1. Write your name in songs Tubthumping -…”

Tell me that Outfield song isn’t a mega hit

I used to work at a Borders in Connecticut and for some reason one summer we decided to play that song every night before closing the store. We wanted to see if we could train people to leave when they heard that song come on the overhead. I don’t think we ever really succeeded but I did get to hear Your Love every time I closed so I’ll count it as a victory. 

totallybrian asked:

55, 69, 70

Oh goodness, thanks!

55. Share a relationship story. 

Ohh man. I suppose there comes a time in every person’s dating life when you meet somebody that rips your heart to pieces, but in a strange way they’re really important because they force you to grow up a little. I’m going to call my person “The Brazilian”. I met the Brazilian when I was studying abroad in London at a Cockney Rejects gig. I thought he was so cool, not only because he looked like a sexy biker pirate but because he knew all the London punk bands and could get me into shows for free. (He claimed to be good friends with GBH and shit.) Our first “non-date” consisted of snorting coke and making a sex tape after we hit the bars off Tottenham court road, which pretty much set the tone for the rest of our time together.

We “non-dated” (i.e. I constructed a fantasy relationship inside my head while he got to have sex with me) for about three months, then we broke it off because we wanted different things and I was moving to France. Then, because I was stupid, I decided to get back together with him before I left the continent for good. So I got on the train to London, stayed at his place (we had plans to see Courtney Love in Shepherd’s Bush) before realizing that this guy I was madly in love with was a toolbag who had no respect for my feelings. So I left him, went to the show by myself (hey, it was still awesome) and cried in Kings Cross for about 5 hours before I went home, humiliated and tired. I never spoke to him again. 

Okay, so that was a novel and a half, but you get the idea. In a way, it was good for me because I figured out what I really wanted (a boyfriend, not someone who will sleep with me and buy me drugs) and that I need to take a break from casual sex for awhile. 

69. What turns you off?

Poor hygiene, lack of personal style (sorry, socks with sandals do not count), sexual biting of any kind (oww), awkward silence combined with intense eye contact. I mean, I forgive a lot if I’m into the person but those tend to kill the mood pretty quickly. 

70. What turns you on?

That kind of varies from person to person, but confidence and engaging conversation are a sure bet. 

totallybrian asked:

Twenty-one! Sixty-eight!

HIKE! Thank you!! <3

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.

John Waters is doing his Christmas special downtown and it’s sold out. >:(

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?

I don’t think they’ve ever fallen down but there have been plenty of times I *haven’t* worn pants in public on purpose. ;)

totallybrian asked:

Top 5 Things Yr Sick Of...

Thank you!! 

1. Sensationalism and inaccurate representation in the media

2. That moment Halloween ends and Christmas takes over

3. Going to work when I have massive cramps

4. Reckless drivers with “Coexist” and “Namaste” bumper stickers

There’s a fourth one somewhere but I can’t think of it now. I’m gonna go have a beer. 

totallybrian asked:

Those are great questions, 3 & 18 plz

Hell yeah! Thank you.

3. The scene that made me laugh the hardest.

Probably when Howard took acting lessons in “Sammy the Crab”, I lost my shit a couple of times. The “squishy boots” line in Crack Fox is a close second. 

18. who I would most want to be stuck on an island with [any character in the booshiverse]

Bob Fossil, aka Bobby Bob Bob. A friend of mine is working on a film with Rich Fulcher and I’m so jealous of him right now because he gets to run lines with him. 

totallybrian asked:

33, 55

Thank you my dear!!

33. Name 5 facts about yourself

1. I used to live in London

2. My favorite color is glitter

3. I’m allergic to avocados, that doesn’t stop me from eating them

4. I was born with black hair, but I’m a natural blonde

5. I was a giant squid for Halloween one year

55. If you could live forever, would you want to?

Only if I get a really cool superpower and universal library access, then I’d consider it.

totallybrian asked:

Frankenstein's monster and Black Lagoon

Thank you!!!

frankenstein’s monster: when you fall apart, what pulls you back together?


creature from the black lagoon: what’s your favorite place to go for a break? (eg vacation spot or comforting place, book, etc)

I’m a big fan of breakfast foods I don’t have to make myself, so going out to brunch, I guess? I like dressing up and eating a lot.