Interested in Sheridan Le Fanu’s version of Carmilla? Check out the audio book, and see why we fell so hard for this classic piece of Gothic literature.

And it’s only 3 hours to take in the whole novella!

  • Taurus:You take care of my meals...
  • Taurus:You keep me healthy...
  • Taurus:You fulfil my needs...
  • Taurus:You understand my emotions...
  • Taurus:You're so kind...
  • Taurus:You're so caring...
  • Taurus:...
  • Cancer:*slap* I'm
  • Cancer:*slap* your
  • Cancer:*slap* WIFE!

if my name were mark i’d be the ruler of puns i mean look at all the things i could do

  • dress up as punctuation for halloween like just wear a white shirt with a giant ? on it and when people ask i’ll go i’m a question MARK GET IT GET IT
  • omg i’d find another mark and we can go as QUOTATION MARKS
  • my partner would have so much fun with the phrase “on your mark, get set, go!” winkwink
  • you know how some people have puppies or landscapes for the background for their bank checks i’d just have a picture of a checkmark
  • this
  • i’d trip and fall every time i see a sale sign because MARK DOWN
  • yeah but the spoof i can do of dumb and dumber but mark and marker
  • me in a corridor: hallmark
  • me in a bear’s abode: denmark
  • my finger on a page: bookmark
  • me watching a movie: cinemark
  • me with a boner: markup

A transcript of all the Dianite/Jordan/Mot interactions from the latest stream because I felt like I needed one

<Spirit_Dianite> Speaking of the purge… someone seems to be winning a lot… perhaps he’s using nefarious means

<CaptainSparklez> wouldn’t surprise me sir

<Spirit_Dianite> perhaps you should ask my sister to even the odds… Oh wait she’s failing. Hmmm suppose then it falls to me to even the odds next time, if you wish.

<CaptainSparklez> I’d be down

<Spirit_Dianite> consider it done

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Last night I graduated from my transphobic school district. After I got my diploma out of spite I used the girl’s bathroom considering I was threatened with suspension for it. Children starting crying, parents had to shield their eyes, volcanos started erupting all over the earth and every fault line crashed into each other causing massive earthquakes, millions are dead! I think every bible in a 666 mile radius caught fire. But damn that was a good piss.