totally using this line

anonymous asked:

shsadkfk tom totally uses horrible pick up lines on you in the worst moments. like your making out in a corner and is spicy and he just goes "damn baby is that a mirror in your pocket because i can't see myself in your pants!"

tom would DEFINITELY ANNOYINGLY AND CUTELY DO THIS OMG

anonymous asked:

Bucky, have you ever seen a ghost? Have you ever fought a ghost?

does steve count? he was dead. he has a tendency to–well, not walk, but run through walls. 

although by the same standard im a ghost too. 

which would make every fight steve and i have a ghost battle. thats kinda awesome

anonymous asked:

what would fighting/discussing with sweet pea be like?

SWEET PEA & HIS ENEMIES

  • Definitely not a force to be reckoned with
  • Really doesn’t believe in mindless violence - most of his physical fights are bred from revenge
  • Intimidation is key - it also saves his ass from having to get physical and get suspended 
  • Has mastered the resting bitch face
  • Always assessing every possibility in every situation
  • ‘Whats the plan’ ‘divide and conquer’ ‘divide what?’ ‘his head from the rest of his body’ ‘good plan’
  • Big fists, bigger punch
  • Wears heavy fucking boots for a god damn reason 
  • Steel toed boots
  • Will literally stomp on you 
  • Can and will definitely break your bones if ur not smart enough to stay down  
  • Hardly ever uses the pocket knife - another intimidation tactic (when ppl aren’t pulling out guns on him ofc)
  • Has a really sick and twisted sense of humor 
archiveofourown.org
Down in This Heart of Mine: Chapter One | Archive of Our Own

Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Percival “Percy” Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III/Vex'ahlia
Characters: Vex'ahlia (Critical Role), Percival “Percy” Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III, Keyleth (Critical Role), Vax'ildan (Critical Role)
Additional Tags: Long-Distance Friendship, Long-Distance Relationship, Online Relationship, Friends to Lovers, A Healthy Dollop of Slowburn, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, I tossed all my favorite tropes in a blender and this fic was the outcome, I hope y'all like toothache inducing fluff, that occasionally dips down into sappy territory, Background Vax/Gilmore, Background Kash/Keyleth, like extremely background but they are mentioned on occasion
Summary:

Getting repeatedly sniped by the same person while she’s trying to play her favorite game is not how Vex expects to make a peculiar new friend, but she’s grateful for Percival’s companionship nonetheless.

Or, a story about distance.


…Or, the one where Vex is trying very hard to distract herself from her current predicament and makes a new friend in the process.

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In which Ellie Miller needs a smaller font

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Guess who’s back again with another Collab!

@bev-nap and I again—that’s the answer haha! A while back I did line art for these two losers in Autumn fashion, ‘cause it was calling out to me and I had the lovely Bev do justice with her amazing coloring! We actually did this collab like a month ago, and neither of us uploaded the results, until now haha!
You can totally find the line work here
and you should totally go stalk Bev’s awesome gallery over here!

—–Also, 3 days left!

  • me on the internet: wow girls sure are pretty huh here's some pickup lines that I'd totally use and some jokes about how lesbian I am
  • me in actual proximity to a girl: on floor, cannot remember own name, forgot the entire english language, stares at her until she notices and then spontaneously combusts, friends laugh at me, someone screams in the background

anonymous asked:

I was chatting with my friend and all of a sudden we started using Ango's disgusted face (in your latest bsd comic) as a reaction because... it conveys the emotion. With this revelation, senren, I totally recommend you to make LINE sticker set using the faces you've drawn. psst Anesan's face must be included pssst

am I doing this right

komaeda onii-chan

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Things You’d Never Know Without Fanfics...

(WARNING: Strongly advise you not to read/comment/reply if you’re easily offended as this is full of heavy sarcasm. If you do not get sarcasm, DO NOT READ.)

(Updated: 7/27/17… starts at #36)

1. Eyes are not called eyes. They are orbs. And usually the color of chocolate.

2. A woman will begin experiencing pregnancy symptoms less than 24 hours after sex. In some cases, there will even be a small bump.

3. It doesn’t matter if you’re a minor, you can still miss 12 days of school without any repercussions.

4. All female protagonists must have ridiculously complicated names or names that generally are associated with boys because they’re “not like all the other girls”.

5. Love triangles are completely original ideas.

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New commission special! Trying something different.

The gifs will be 500x500px, 300dpi, use 4-8 frames total, and loop seamlessly. All gifs include wiggle lines + one extra animated element. Any more animation will cost extra based on complexity. 

If you want one of these, just send me a message with your paypal info (for invoicing purposes) and a description of what you want.

You can also send an email to madyg@madyg.com

THERE ARE ONLY 10 SLOTS OPEN AT THE MOMENT. 

I might add more if I’m feeling jazzed, tho.

 Thanks folks!!

other women ♡ rfa imagine

synopsis: you knew you weren’t alone in their affections. you knew there were other women, other people they gave their love to during nights they were supposed to be with you. you knew. they just didn’t know that you did.

contains: cheating, profanity, displays of sex, toxic relationships, angst angst angst angst angst

a/n: i don’t know why i’m doing this to myself,,, why am i such a masochist,, i give myself trust issues by writing shit like this + this is for my angst buddy @soft707 because we r the founders of the angst protection squad™

requests are open!!


yoosung-

♆ he didn’t mean for it to happen.

♆ he was the boy who would turn his head and laugh if anybody even mentioned a girl that wasn’t you, the idea of being attracted to anybody else was that ludicrous.

♆ you were his first and last, he was sure of it.

♆ he was sure of it.

♆ he realised that maybe he wasn’t that sure when he found himself lifting another girl onto the surface of your dining table, pushing all his textbooks onto the floor and already running his hands up her skirt.

♆ yoosung was friends with her – hanabi, she was the japanese exchange student that sat next to him during lectures. her hair was always in a ponytail, and he always wondered how she would look with it down.

♆ it began with curiousity, then admiration, before driving down to lusting helplessly after the other girl. he seemed to forget you every time she was near him. he forgot that a girl named mc was waiting for him with a heart of golden loyalty.

♆ he invited her to study upon impulse. he knew he was going too far, and he knew he was pushing the boundaries too much every day. it isn’t cheating unless i touch another girl… right? i haven’t touched her.

♆ but that evening, with your shared apartment empty with you catching up at the library, he could only think of hanabi. he knew he shouldn’t have invited her, he knew he didn’t think clearly with her around, and yet… he felt no regret as she leaned across the table towards him.

♆ he didn’t even feel disgusted when he realised what he was feeling was relief.

♆ relief of finally releasing the tension between them. no guilt for cheating on you, because when hanabi was around, yoosung forgot you.

♆ so there they were, with his fingers unbuttoning her blouse while she kissed him. while he kissed her. while they kissed in your dining room, surrounded by the dishes that you served breakfast on, and sitting on the table where you sat at.

♆ her breaths were gentle and her eyes begged for him. watery and doe-like. they wanted him. he wanted her.

♆ it was hasty and quick and done with both their clothes half off. yoosung found a condom in the back pocket of his jeans, which he had slung low around his thighs along with his boxer, while hanabi lay spread out in front of him, blouse hanging off her shoulders with her skirt hitched up around her pale hips.

♆ he wasn’t trembling, nor was he nervous.

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bronybehindthedoor  asked:

You have any tips on line work and such? Your lines always have a good curve and real smooth

That is a question I get from time to time. A lot of people seems to struggle with lines. 

Now, I may not be the best when it comes to quick tips and tutorials, but I’ll try my best to explain.

-First of all, make sure you’re working on a big canvas, a bigger canvas means more pixels to work with. I personally start one with 3000 pixels for both the height and wight, then I end up decreasing either the height or wight to have the shape of canvas I’m looking for. (You can increase it if you want instead, but 3000 pixels are usually more than enough)

-Secondly, use your whole arm while laying down strokes, not your wrist, or otherwise your movements will be limited to the natural joint of your wrist. Not only it’s imprecise, but you can end up developing pain, which is a big no no for artists. Drawing with your arm will help you make long and smooth strokes, and you’ll have better control.

-Thirdly, don’t be afraid to use the totality of your tablet surface. Instead of laying down small lines in a small area, zoom in that canvas and stroke them lines with bigger movements.

-If you’re having trouble getting a line from point A to point B, try to make multiple strokes instead of a single one. Feel free to draw over a stroke multiple times. I personally do it from time to time, and it gives a little sketchiness style which I really like, hehe. I made this GIF for visuals:

-Don’t hold your pen too tight, muscle strains are bad for dexterity builds. Adjust your pen pressure to avoid having to press too hard on the tablet. Make your tool comfortable. You can also rotate your canvas (R for Photoshop) to draw at the most convenient angle your desire.

-And lastly, I personally use Photoshop CS6, but Pain Tool Sai has this wonderful thing called Stroke Stabilizer, which eh… Stabilize your strokes, yes.  Basically, it kind of redraw the lines you draw, but smoother. Computer magic!

I hope that helped ya, or other people that struggle with lines. They’re little buggers, but you’ll get used to them with practice. That’s for sure!