totally swank

but a benny/courier with a mentally unstable, more evil karma courier

like the courier solves a hostage situation by just shooting the hostages when the ncr won’t hurry up

the courier tortures vulpes for info on the next legion attack

the courier straight up admitting to cannibalizing people

the courier just slaughtering her way through the mojave while benny is uncomfortably aroused

benny totally gushes to swank about how beautiful she is covered and blood and holding a knife to his throat, swank is wondering when his life went wrong

arcade lending benny a “psychopath to human” translation guide he wrote while travelling with the courier

benny totally asks swank for advice about gifts for the courier when the usual shit doesn’t work, swank shrugs and tells him body parts (and then freaks the fuck out when that’s what works)

“Though his tomb has not yet been excavated, it is said to be a totally swank underground palace.”

that’s a sentence in a passage on the california standardized test i took today. the test asked what the best word to replace “totally swank” was. i don’t know what swank means so i had to guess. they should’ve used, like “swag” or something. nobody even says “swank”.