totally spoiled

the four horseman of the apocalypse:

chyler “imma give the gays all they want and deserve” leigh
david “eyy imma take a pic that totally does’t spoil anything and post it on my instagram but not without editing it firstly” harewood
katie “what do you mean ‘stop acting gay’??” mcgrath
melissa “wait am i basically kara or is kara basically me??” benoist

HEY SUPERNATURAL 

SUPERNATURAL YOU WANNA MAYBE CHILL OUT A LITTLE

I’m not caught up yet but I’m totally spoiled for the entire season so  👌

also sorry for the ugly watermarks but people keep stealing and selling my art so :(

“Just play the damn game with me !” - Batmom x Damian

Damian is a brat, but I kinda want to hug him to death…Wait…Oh well, anyway, here’s a little story where Batmom (you) really wants to bond with the kid.

(My masterlist blog here : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com)

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You had gotten it printed into your brain. It was too late now, you couldn’t forget your idea, no matter what. Bruce knew, and didn’t try to stop you from doing what you were gonna do anyway. Besides, he thought it was cute.

What was your idea ? Simple. Damian never had a normal childhood. He was still a kid, only eleven…So he still had a chance at having somewhat of a normal childhood (if you put his nightly activities on the side…and the fact that he had been raised to be a killer).

Against all odds, you and Damian clicked pretty fast. He warmed up to you the fastest…He felt like you were the only one of the bat family not judging him in any way.  Also, you told him off when he was going to far, and he found that he couldn’t speak badly to you, that you had an effect on him that made him want to be nicer. Better…In a word, you quickly became his mommy.

He never really had an actual mother. Talia wasn’t exactly loving with him, and she did try to kill him a few times, succeeding once (a memory you don’t like to remember). You were the first one, even before Bruce or Dick, to make him feel loved and to make him feel what love really was…How could he resist that ?

The first time he called you “mom”, not “mother”, “mom”, you cried, and the poor boy thought he did something wrong. You explained to him that it was “happy tears”, but you’re not sure he understood. He gave you an awkward hug, and you couldn’t stop but smile. It’s that exact moment that forged the idea of trying to show him what a normal childhood was. But, even though he considered you his mom, he wasn’t going to make things easy for you and your plans.

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anonymous asked:

I used to think Louis did a lot of this for the fandom, like of course he loves Harry but he also wants the fans to know? But I truly think he really does spoil harry, like finding ways to support Dunkirk, then all the new rings, and Barcelona bracelets, not showing up for a day of promo on Harry's birthday. Harry going on and on about picking someone supportive and just how much he's grown and how strong he is, he's got such an amazing boy beside him.

louis is the most romantic out of the group… all the boys said that.. he TOTALLY spoils harry and just adores him. he wants to show us that this is all legit but imagine how harry feels when louis does these sneaky little things.. when he sees his boy trying SO HARD to show his support and love when he physically CANT do it publicly… imagine how giddy harry feels when louis dances so close to that line because he knows louis is doing it for him. GOD imagine what they’re gonna be like when they’re allowed to show all their love for each other publicly… WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE.. louis is the sweetest and most romantic and has a massive heart and beautiful soul and just wants to show the world how much he loves his harry

MALEC (and some other Shadowhunters pairings/friendship) headcanon

- Alec almost always wakes up earlier than Magnus. He’ll go for his run/exercise, came back with breakfast, shower, turn on the coffee machine before finally go and wake Magnus up. 

Magnus? at this time is still happily snuggling underneath his super comfy blanket and cuddling Alec’s pillow.

- One of Alec’s fav way to wake Magnus up is by lightly raking his stubble across Magnus’s bare shoulders and nuzzling/nibbling his neck.


- It’s not often that Magnus gets sick but on the rare occasion that he caught a cold/flu, he’ll be very dramatic about it.. absolutely believed that this must be it, the end is near.. Alec, I can see the light..~! 

He’ll demand to be spoiled rotten 

(which Alec, who really needs to learn to be more strict to his boyfriend, gladly do so)

- It’s also not often that Alec would get sick with normal flu/cold. 

As he’s so used to take care of himself, he will push himself harder and getting more and more grumpier as he tries to ignore that his head is killing him and his stuffy nose makes it hard to breathe. 

He will just keep on going if not for the fact that Magnus simply portal directly into the Shadowhunters meeting, casually grab and drag Alec back through the portal and back to the loft - totally ignoring any protest from the younger man (and other Clave members), magicked Alec into his comfiest boxer and threadbare t-shirt, ‘bullies’ Alec to get onto the bed and tuck him in. 

Magnus is a natural nurturer, okay~.. You can’t tell me he won’t enjoy spoiling and fussing over Alec especially when the latter is sick 

(Alec might complaint a lot but he loves it when Magnus fussing over him as he never had anyone that focused on taking care of him before)

- Soon, all Shadowhunters at the Institute know that whenever they have to report something unpleasant to Alec that would probably have them getting one or two arrows sticking from their backsides by the end of it; it is better for their health to make sure the High Warlock of Brooklyn is somewhere around

(preferably right next to their esteemed but also extremely scary future leader).

For only Magnus Bane could soothes down Alec Lightwood’s temper quickly (often with nothing more than just a soft sweet call of the other’s full name ‘Alexander~’ and a gentle brush of his hand against Alec’s)


- Same goes: Soon all Downworlders realize that sometimes the only way to get Magnus Bane’s help is if they could get Alec Lightwood to appeal on their behalf

(”Magnus? Why is there a neon pink werewolf crying outside the Institute, begging for me to talk to you to help him?” 

“Oh, that must be Ennis. I heard he was cursed by a witch for two-timing her. Just ignore him, darling~ Smacked his nose with a newspaper or something if he comes near you.”)

- Alec never mentioned anything because he doesn’t want Magnus to worry, but (especially when he was exhausted or not feeling well) he still has nightmares of that night when Valentine activated the Soul Sword. 

Sometimes it was of him running down endless hallway inside the Institute - desperately calling and searching for Magnus, occasionally catching a glimpse of his lover disappearing around darkened corners but somehow could never quite catch up to him. 

Sometimes though, the dream starts with the time when they were arguing about Izzy and Raphael and Alec could only watched helplessly as his dream self keeps on shouting at Magnus and didn’t seems to noticed that Valentine suddenly appearing behind his lover with a wicked grin on his face and the sword raised high above his head, ready to swing down. 

Alec usually jerks awake at this point.

- Magnus never mentioned anything but he always know whenever Alec is having a nightmare about that night - mainly because Alec will start mumbling Magnus’s name again and again while tossing and turning restlessly.. and also because Alec will be super touchy and super protective 

(he wouldn’t let Magnus out of his sight and insists on following him everywhere. Oh~ the look on Meliorn’s face when Alec puts on his ‘bitch face’ and refused to leave during the Downworlder’s meeting) for couple of days after.

- Jace never gives much thought about other men’s looks. Well, obviously he notes some guys are good looking and others not so much.. but it was more of a~ passing observation, nothing like how he would take notice of girls. 

Saying that however, there were times when he was still living with Magnus, he looked up and was taken aback by.. just how stunningly beautiful the warlock really is. 

He looked at the way Magnus bites his lips when concentrating on making some potion or the gleeful smug looks on the warlock’s face when he so effortlessly provides solution to whatever problems Shadowhunters is having that day or the graceful way his fingers dancing as he was doing magic or how he unconsciously pouts when they have to interrupt his date with Alec for some sudden Shadowhunting matters or how his eyes went soft and wide and his voice gets all gentle and sweet whenever Alec is around..

Jace looked at all that (and more) and thought to himself: It really is no wonder why Alec was so mesmerized by Magnus from the start.

- While Izzy is Alec’s go-to when he wants to do something’s nice/sexy for Magnus, believe it or not when they are arguing and Alec wants to make up with his boyfriend back; Clary is the one he trusted (read: bullies) to spy on Magnus’s mood/finds out how he could make things better.

- Izzy is Magnus’s shopping and gossip best friend. Clary is Magnus’s baking/cooking buddy. Simon is Magnus’s minion. Catarina is Magnus’s ‘big sister’. Raphael is Magnus’s go-to when he’s sulking about Alec and wants to hide from his boyfriend 

(Raphael may be the grumpiest vampire ever but Magnus knows Raphael adores him and could be count on to be on his side when Alec is being a dick)

- Alec loves peppering little kisses from the back of Magnus’s neck down the small of his back.

-It breaks Alec’s heart whenever Magnus looks so surprised each time Alec gives him a gift (it makes him more determined to show Magnus how precious and loved he truly is)

- Magnus made a rule that no matter how busy they are, they will have Date Night once every two weeks. 

Once, a horde of demons and the group of Shadowhunters hunting them, crashed into the expensive restaurant where Alec and Magnus was enjoying their romantic dinner and before anyone knows how it happened, leaders to both groups found themselves facing a fire ball and deadly sharp seraph blade mere inches from their faces. 

(“My boyfriend went through a lot of trouble planning our night out tonight. Are you sure you want to fight in here? Think very carefully before you answer.” 

The Shadowhunter and the demon gulped down nervously at the absolute livid look on the High Warlock’s face and his partner’s blank one (which somehow makes it more terrifying) and managed to squeaked “We’re sorry..” before hightailed it out of there). 

Everyone in Shadow World knows not to disturb the couple during the Power Couple’s Date Night after the incident.

- Alec really loves laying his head down on Magnus’s lap and falling asleep while Magnus playing with his hair.


- Sometimes Magnus will follow the Shadowhunters on their demon hunting and he and Alec will make it like a date (complete with hands holding and play-whispers and cheeks kisses and cutesy giggles - by this point, Jace is about to wonder how is this his life while Clary, Simon and Izzy tries to sneak a photo or two of the cute couple.). 

Magnus would happily cheers Alec on when he’s fighting and yes, Alec will show off in front of his boyfriend.


- Often Alec will walk up behind Magnus and wrap his arms around him to nuzzle the side of his neck and just breathes in deeply, taking in the other’s scent.


- Only Magnus could make Alec laughs.. like really one of those hearty deep belly laughter.


- Magnus does yoga.

- Jace makes fun of it coz it’s not a ‘real’ exercise/training and everyone can do it. Magnus challenged him to do just one full session with him. Result: Jace pulled several muscles and has to stay in bed for three days. 

- Alec likes helping Magnus paints his nails.. it’s strangely therapeutic.

- Most would be surprised to know this but  Alec actually enjoys being romantic and gentlemanly: surprising Magnus with candlelit dinner, bringing him random flowers bouquet for no special occasion, slow dancing on the rooftop with just the stars and moon as their witness, kissing the back of Magnus’s hand and every one of his fingertips (he loves the little hitched to Magnus’s breath when he does this).

- Magnus knows that Alec is subconsciously scared that their relationship will fail like his parents’s. Magnus is determined to show Alec that he has nothing to be scared of and that Magnus would never leave Alec nor will he hurts him like Maryse and Roberts did with each other.

- They have Madzie over at the loft sometimes and the sight of Magnus being so sweet and patient when teaching the little girl makes something inside Alec’s chest ache something good.

- And the sight of Alec - all tall and strong, being so gentle and soft with Madzie makes Magnus choked with some unexplained intense feelings that sometimes he has to excused himself lest he stars tearing up in front of them.

- Sometimes when both are overly tired from the pressure of outside responsibilities and the tension is running high, they have the biggest argument about the stupidest thing. 

the kind of argument that you don’t even know who was at fault, can’t even remember what started it in the first place.. all they care is to hurt the other party as only the most poisoned words could do. 

Alec will storm off. Magnus will drinks until he can’t see straight anymore.

- Both sides will stay stubborn, refusing to be the first to back down (and actually thinks that the other hates him now).

- It’s weird but it’ll end up with Jace went to talk to Magnus 

(“Magnus, listen. I love Alec, I’ll die for him you know that. But I’ll also be the first to admit that my boy is not exactly the sharpest tool in the box when it comes to… heart related matters. You can’t expect him to get it instantly why you are angry with him. When he’s being a jerk, tell him. Just.. tell him what you need or want..“) 

and Raphael to Alec 

(”Lightwood, you know what you’re getting into when you decided to be with Magnus. He might be 400 years old warlock but that doesn’t mean he’s a matured adult in any way. His instinct when he feels hurt is to lash out first.. to draw that first blood. You want him, Lightwood? The more he pushes you away, the tighter you should hold on to him..”); 

with Simon as their errant boy to spy on both sides.


- Alec doesn’t like it when Magnus calls him ‘Alec’. He wants to always be Magnus’s ‘Alexander’.


- Alec found it’s easier to open up and confide in Magnus about anything that worrying him when they are in the big jacuzzi bathtub with hot bath running - Magnus holding him from behind, quiet and unassuming.


- Magnus found himself sharing about his insecurities and telling Alec of his painful past when they’re relaxing on the balcony couch at the end of the day with a glass of wine each and Alec just holding him close and safe.


- This may sounds weird but~ Alec thinks sulking!Magnus has the cutest pout on earth 

(Simon called him whipped. Jace could only just shake his head sadly. Alec thinks they’re just jealous coz his lover is prettier (and more badass) than theirs)


- Alec secretly writes letters for Magnus to read after he’s gone. Hundreds… thousands of them. 

The length ranges from multiple pages (of him pouring his heart out of how he never thought he would find this kind of happiness in his life, how he thought he would either die young and  alone killed in a fight somewhere or he will end up living dull, straight-laced life dictated by his parents.. he writes about how Magnus doesn’t realizes that he saved Alec.. he writes about how much hopelessly in love he is with Magnus. He writes about he wished he could give Magnus the world because Magnus deserves at least that much..) 

to simple silly notes (’Magnus~ I love you but baby, you just simply can’t carry a tune to save your life.’).  

He writes not just on sweet happy moments between them, 

but also of the sad (‘Baby, I’m sorry I wasn’t there. I’m sorry we didn’t get to you fast enough. I’m sorry you have to went through this alone. Catarina told us of your injuries and… how they hurt you. I.. I’m so sorry, sweetheart.. If you could hear me at all, it’s okay now.. Don’t be scared and open your eyes, baby.. I swear I won’t let anyone get to you again, okay? Please wake up, Magnus.. I don’t know how to go on without you.. I don’t even want to.. Iloveyouiloveyouiloveyouilovey…’

and bitter ( ‘I’m not trying to control you or being petty and jealous. I just don’t trust him. I lack experience, yes. But I’m not stupid.. Can’t you trust me a little?’)

and frustrations (‘…sometimes.. I don’t know why..how there is even an ‘us’.. are you better off without me? Will I hurt this much if I never met you?..’).


- Unknown to him, Magnus has his own set of ‘letters for my Alexander’ too.. Coz afterall, he is immortal but not invincible.


- Jace is actually the best cook out of all of them. His secret dream is to open an eatery where his family and friends could just hang out and everyone is just happy and safe and away from all these wars and demons and evil masterminds.


- Jace and Izzy gave the shovel talk to Magnus on ‘Don’t hurt Alec or else..


- While Raphael and surprisingly, Clary (with Simon hovering nervously in the background) were the ones that cornered Alec and gave him ‘you better treat Magnus right..’ talk.


- Alec tried to bake a cake for Magnus for their anniversary and Clary (and by proxy, Simon) offered to help him (well, Izzy offered first but since Alec loves his boyfriend and doesn’t want to poisoned him, he refuses her - much to her indignation). 

The result? Well~.. lets just say when Magnus came home that evening and saw the condition of his former kitchen, he only have this to say:

“Alexander, I have never been more thankful for my magic than i am at this moment.. You know~ people been strangled for much less, sweetheart~”


- When Alec is in his clingy mode, Magnus can expect his boyfriend to randomly plastering himself to Magnus at any time of the day and refused to let go - making Magnus having to drag him everywhere like a limpet at his side/behind

(”Ok. So Mr Hunt.. you want me to summon a demon.. is there any particular one? Or are you just being curious here?” 

“Uh.. Mr Bane? Um.. There’s.. I mean, are you aware there’s a really tall guy clinging to your back?” 

“Hmm? Oh. Don’t worry bout him. This is my boyfriend. Isn’t he just gorgeous~?”

“Uh.. yeah.. But..um.. I’m kinda uncomfortable to have other people here?” 

“Ah~.. Alexander darling.. do you mind waiting in another room? Mr Hunt here probably want me to summon a sex demoness and is feeling em-” 

“Tha..That’s actually not..”  

“-barrassed. So~” 

“No. Miiinneeee~~~” *snuggles closer

“Aww~ you’re so cute! gimme a kiss! I love you~” 

“I love you more~” 

“No~ I love you mos-” 

“Uh.. Mr Bane? Hello? I’m still her-” 

*kissing noise continues*)


- When Magnus in clingy mode, he refused to let Alec going out the door without giving him all the kisses they will miss when they are apart 

(”-and one kiss for when you miss me.” *kiss on Magnus’s nose* “And another coz you’re just so cute.” *kiss on Magnus’s cheek, causing him to giggle* “And here’s one when your lips feel lonely.” *a quick peck on Magnus’s lips* “And another coz your lips are so lovely” *a longer slower kiss on Magnus’s lips* “Here’s a kiss when you miss my voice” *kiss on Magnus’s earlobe* “And one for you to know you’ll be on my mind every single minute” *an affectionate wet kiss on Magnus’s forehead* “Here’s one to remind you that you belong to me” *a sharp short bite on the neck just below the Magnus’s ear causing him to gasp* “And here’s one because I belong to you too..” *soothes the bite with a little lick and a open-mouthed kiss on the reddened spot* “Here’s one for…” 

*door slammed opened and Jace stormed in* 

“For God’s sake Alec! We’re just gonna go meet your parents for dinner for like three hours TOP! That’s it! Seriously, guys~!”)


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So~ here’s my list of #Shadowhunters headcanons~! XD.. 

I have plenty more (friendship/couple) hc on #jimon #climon #sizzy #saphael #parabatai #magnus/maryse #lightwoodfamily #magnus/clary and of course #malec.. But I think this is long enough for now (this one is more malec focused..) ^^;;;


@magnusandalexander​ Anica~.. I am tagging you as I asked~.. hope you don’t mind :) 

tygermama  asked:

I see Padme trying to gently broach the topic of boundaries and instead of taking it badly, Anakin goes completely in the other direction, asking her about everything before he does it and cutting off his own crusts! and reading up on being a father to the point Padme wants to scream just at the sight of a parenting book because the biggest thing Anakin lacks is a sense of proportion? (Obi Wan is the one who has a hissy fit about just trying to show Satine he cares!)

Oh dear Lord, the idea of Obi-Wan having a hissy fit about anything, let alone it being because he’s like “FOR FORCE’S SAKE SATINE JUST LET ME HELP YOU TIE YOUR SHOES I NEED TO BE NEEDED OK” is killing me. 

I too feel like Anakin’s going to overdo it, quickly: he’s so drunk on his own power when he cuts his own crusts (!!!!) that he starts trying to do stuff he has no business attempting on his own until Padme has to get him to chill out, because Anakin is going to get himself or someone else killed. (”Anakin, you are not going to deliver our baby yourself. That’s final.”)

(Also Obi-Wan comes over and all of a sudden Anakin is like “how does a can opener work again? I don’t want to hurt myself, Obi-Wan, you do it for me”. Because we all know that Anakin is ultimately going to take being spoiled wherever he can get it and Obi-Wan is the easiest mark in the universe in this regard and also Obi-Wan is maybe going to have a nervous breakdown if he doesn’t get to feel needed again soon.)

anonymous asked:

How do you think Daniel would be as a daddy :D like with kids

BASICALLY he would be the dumb idiot

buying them dumb things

dressing them in dumb clothes

SHOWING THEM OFF ON EVERY OCCASION

bonus

dank-ships  asked:

ADRIEN FINDS A STRAY PUPPY AND TAKES IT IN AND THE DOG AND PLAGG ARE BEST FRIENDS AND PLAGG CONVINCES THE PUPPY (WHO YES IS SMOL ENOUGH) TO SPEND THE DAY WITH HIM IN ADRIEN'S BACKPACK. AND ADRIEN IS SO CHILL WITH IT AND TELLS NINO, MARI AND ALYA AND THEY JUST PET HIM ALL DAY. AND THEN ADRIEN ASKS HIS BODYGUARD OF HE COULD DITCH ALL HIS ACTIVITIES AND GORILLA IS DOWN AND ALL 5 PLAY WITH THE PUPPY. AND PLAGG AND TIKI MEET AGAIN AND BC THEY LOVE EACHOTHER. AND GABE IS CHILL WITH THE PUP AND FLUFF

SO WHOLESoME IM CRYING???!!!??

An AU where Endless Summer is an incredibly popular TV series [PART TWO ]


  • Sean - The King of forgetting lines and bloopers
  • Taylor is on the Ellen Show and Ellen does her thing where someone startles her guest and the one who startles Taylor is Jake and she almost punches him in the jaw before laughing and hugging him.
  • The cast is playing Never Have I Ever during and interview and the question is “Have you ever made out with a co-star?” And Craig grabs Zahra, turns her away from the camera and they do the fake making out thing and they both hold up “Guilty”
  • They have a calendar shoot, each cast member being photographed for the month their character’s birthday is in. I.E. Aleister - August Zahra - September etc.
  • Estela telling about how she originally auditioned for the role of Grace but her chemistry with Aleister was miserable. Aleister: I think it’s bullshit, one of my favourite scenes is the one where my character compared the dragon on her dossier to a hanger *cough* favorite after the kiss scene with Grace of course *cough*
  • Quinn and Jake having a lip sync battle, Quinn kills and absolutely destroys Jake
  • Raj fangirling when meeting fans.
  • Michelle is The Shipper™ she totally spoils the endgame ships, her otp tho is Sean x Jake “Oh C'mon! You can’t deny there’s a tension!”
  • Diego visits fans in hospitals
  • During one panel Raj comes in dressed as Michelle because she said she’ll be late, he enters with a wig, makeup and a skirt “Yeah, guys, change of plans I will now be playing Michelle, Sean, baby let’s practice the kiss scene.” And then Michelle comes in, she’s panting cuz she hurried to get there and when she sits down she stares at Raj for a bit before exploding in a fit of hysterical laughter.
  • And that becomes a thing during every other panel/interview someone dresses as Michelle and at the end she’s like “I’m feeling seriously attacked right now”
  • There’s a rumor that Lila and Zahra hate each other and when they’re tired of the rumor they handcuff their hands together and spent 30 hours practically inseparable , it was a livestream.
  • Furball is a real fox dyed blue, Diego adopts it later
  • While playing Fuck, Marry, Kill, Taylor says “Fuck Jake um… Marry Jake and uh Kill Jake, yeap”
  • Estela wearing shirts with puzzles on them for the fans to find Easter eggs in episodes.
  • Grace writing a book about working with the others.
  • Jake being constantly late for episode shoots so Raj wears his wig as well and shoots his scenes.
  • Quinn loves photobombing. when she sees fans on the streets wearing ES shirts she sneaks up and takes a quick selfie with them with her phone… and then the fan freaks out.
  • Aleister has naturally dark hair.
  • Craig posts a link on twitter “Some exclusive deleted scenes for you guys!!” And it’s a actually a link to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”
  • !!! The gang cries and they all hug each other after filming the finale !!!

Haitus

First of all, sorry for not that active on drawing so I’m taking a break for 4 months, well taking a break from drawing… my shits but, I will draw and post when I feel like it. I do not want to post this little announce because it’s kinda a bothersome for you all… so.. heh yea


Plus, this 4 months is also for fixing the story because it’s a huge deal for me. Either be stay them in skeleton or make him human version but also a half of a monsters *shrugs* I dunno audience might not feel like it


It’s also a huge AU tbh since it’s a global area not a single place.


and I feel really down right now, sad… stress is getting me. Sometimes it’s lonely, so I have to haitus this.

Reasons why you should date the signs

Aries: 

-They don’t back down from any challenge

-You can stay up all night getting into crazy shit together

-You’ll be that cute couple that gets really competitive at video games together

Taurus:

-So chill, you can just like nap together and still have a good time

-They’ll be so protective about you and it’s really sweet

-You’ll be the sole person in the world they’ll share their food with (That’s a huge privilege, you don’t even know)

Gemini:

-They’re genuinely interested in the things you say and will listen to you

-They never get boring

- You’ll have a lot of hilarious inside jokes together that only the two of you will understand

Cancer:

-They’re always ready to make out

-Lots of cuddles

-They’re total cuties

Leo:

-They’ll spoil you like the pretty princess you are

-They’ll take a lot of pictures of you and show you off

-They’re a dominant top + always down for it :3

Virgo:

-They’ll touch your butt a lot

-They send the funniest snaps

-Sarcasm à la carte

Libra:

-They’ll tease you, in a sexy way

-They’ll watch whatever movie you want to see without arguing

-They’re people pleasers; They know exactly what to do to keep you happy.

Scorpio:

-They’ll fuck up anyone who dares hurt you

-You’ll talk about deep shit together

-Great sex

Sagittarius:

-You”ll go on so many adventures together

-You can talk to them about literally anything without them thinking you’re weird. Talking purple beavers? Sure! Why not?

- Kinky af

Capricorn:

-You can be really bitter about things and complain together

-Your family will love them

-You get free bragging right, cause they don’t settle for just anyone. Bravo.

Aquarius:

-They’ll give you the freedom you desire

-You’ll spend money on ridiculous things together

-You’ll have a lot of stupid funny arguments, and they’ll usually end in sexy times

Pisces:

-Amazing kissers

-Cute nicknames

-Will inspire you to achieve your dreams